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#KapusoRewind #BubbleGang: Ito ang mga bagong batas na dapat ipatupad para mabawasan ang mga kamote sa daan!

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00:00Good morning, Mrs. President.

00:05Good morning.

00:07Good morning.

00:08Good morning, good morning.

00:09Sit down, everyone.

00:11Well, I'm calling you all here today because I want you to help me

00:16in implementing the new laws that I have introduced.

00:20As you know, you are all aware that I have already banned the use of cellphones

00:28while driving, right?

00:30Because if you are using a cellphone,

00:32surely you are using only one hand while driving.

00:35That's why it's dangerous.

00:37Because of that, I have already banned many things

00:40because it's not safe to drive using only one hand.

00:43Okay?

00:44Okay.

00:45It's clear, right?

00:46Well, you are also now prohibited from smoking while driving.

00:50From farting, farting, farting,

00:55to making the boss or the driver fart,

00:58you are only allowed to use one hand.

01:00That's why it's dangerous because you are only allowed to use one hand while driving, right?

01:04At the same time, I have also ordered the entire police force

01:07to arrest other drivers who only use one hand while driving

01:11because they are doing other things.

01:13Yes, Ms. President.

01:14They are doing other things.

01:18Yes, that's what I want to say first.

01:20First, you have to fix your face, right?

01:23If you are fixing your face,

01:25you are now prohibited from combing your hair

01:27because you are only allowed to use one hand.

01:29You are also prohibited from shaving your beard.

01:31For women, you are now prohibited from wearing makeup while driving.

01:34I have also banned...

01:35That's true. He does a lot of things.

01:37Yes, I have also banned the use of any kind of hair,

01:40especially...

01:41On the eyebrows, right?

01:42On the eyebrows and on the nose.

01:44You know why that's dangerous?

01:46Because if you get hair on your eyebrows and nose,

01:49you will be covered.

01:51Oh, I see.

01:53If you cover your nose, you won't be able to see the road.

01:56Second, I have also banned the use of body wash.

01:59Why, Ms. President?

02:01It is now prohibited to use body wash.

02:03If your finger gets into the hole of your nose,

02:06it is now prohibited

02:07because you are only allowed to use one hand while driving.

02:09You are only allowed to use one hand while driving, right?

02:11That's true.

02:13That's true.

02:15That's why I also want to ban the use of toothbrushes while driving.

02:18Oh, really?

02:19Yes.

02:20Especially those who smoke pot while driving.

02:23That's dangerous.

02:26If you pass by a pedestrian lane,

02:28there are people crossing,

02:29you don't know,

02:30you will be caught because you are the one smoking.

02:32Yes, yes.

02:33Right?

02:34Yes, yes.

02:35But those who read newspapers will also be jailed

02:38or those who play games on their cell phones

02:41or on their cell phones,

02:42as long as they are in traffic.

02:44Huh?

02:45But there's traffic, Ms. President.

02:46Even if there is,

02:47even if there is,

02:48you don't know.

02:49For example,

02:50if you play driving games on your video

02:53or on your cell phone,

02:54you don't know.

02:55You will be caught.

02:56You don't know the reality.

02:57And you are still holding one of your hands.

02:59That's true.

03:00That's true.

03:01Well, the punishment will be heavier

03:03for those who watch TV

03:05in their cars

03:07or even in the nearby cars.

03:08But, Ms. President,

03:09if there's traffic,

03:10there won't be any.

03:11There won't be any.

03:12That's right.

03:13That's right.

03:14But most of the time,

03:15you don't know.

03:16It's already on.

03:17Yes.

03:18I have something to say.

03:19The big TV in EDSA

03:21that's in the way,

03:22it's better if it's removed.

03:24No, it's not.

03:25Just don't put it inside your car.

03:27Thirdly,

03:28it's also prohibited to kiss while driving.

03:31That's true.

03:32If possible,

03:33let's make an additional law

03:34so that it's prohibited

03:35for the newlyweds to sit next to each other.

03:37Why is that?

03:38What I mean is

03:39from the answers

03:41to the celebration

03:43of their monthly anniversary.

03:45Do you know why?

03:46Yes.

03:47Because that's the stage

03:49where you always hold hands

03:51and kiss each other.

03:53That's right.

03:54And when you're driving,

03:56you don't look at the road.

03:57Yes.

03:58You have to do that, right?

04:00Lastly,

04:01and the most severe punishment

04:03is the new law

04:04that prohibits drivers.

04:06This is the death

04:07of a flying mosquito

04:09inside a car.

04:10What if you get stung by a mosquito?

04:12Yes.

04:13And it hurts.

04:14No, that's not allowed.

04:15Because you're not using just one hand

04:17to kill a mosquito.

04:18It's hard to kill a mosquito.

04:19You only need one hand.

04:21You need two.

04:22Right?

04:23Yes.

04:24If you use two hands,

04:25you'll be able to release the handle

04:27and it'll go to your hand.

04:29What if you get bitten?

04:30If you get bitten,

04:32you should also make sure

04:34that you don't get bitten by a cockroach.

04:36Yes, that's true.

04:37Yes, because you'll surely get bitten.

04:39Well,

04:42if you're the one

04:43who kills a mosquito,

04:44you don't look at the road, right?

04:46Yes.

04:47If you're the one who gets bitten,

04:48of course,

04:49you shouldn't look at the road.

04:51Okay?

04:52I also want to clarify

04:53that you're not allowed

04:54to get bitten by a mosquito

04:55while you're driving.

04:57All you have to do

04:58is let the passenger next to you

04:59get bitten

05:00or the vendors.

05:02For example,

05:03if you stop like that,

05:04tell the cigarette seller,

05:05please take care of this mosquito.

05:06It's itchy.

05:09Isn't it dangerous

05:10to get bitten by a mosquito?

05:13No, it's not.

05:14As long as

05:15you don't get bitten

05:16by a mosquito,

05:17your pants won't get itchy.

05:18Of course,

05:19it'll get itchy.

05:20You won't get itchy

05:21because

05:22you're not allowed

05:23to get bitten by a mosquito.

05:24You're not allowed to get bitten by a mosquito.

05:25What if you get bitten

05:26by a mosquito?

05:27Because you're driving.

05:28Maybe you should

05:29go to the traffic enforcer.

05:30Yes,

05:31we'll let them.

05:32So,

05:33it's clear

05:34that you're not allowed

05:35to get bitten by a mosquito.

05:36Yes, it's clear.

05:37If you want,

05:38Mr. President,

05:39I'll repeat what you just said.

05:40Oh,

05:41sorry.

05:42I have a meeting.

05:43Well,

05:44because of that,

05:45I'd like to adjourn

05:46the meeting.

05:47Thank you very much.

05:48Thank you very much.

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