Bubble Gang: General Matters, tinira ang mga terorista!

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#KapusoRewind #BubbleGang: Tatawagin bang General Matters 'yan kung wala siyang concern, 'di ba?

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00:00Good evening, this is Beke Morales for Babo News Network.

00:04There's a strong fear that terrorism will reach the Philippines.

00:07That's what we're going to talk about today,

00:09with the underarm forces of the Philippines, General Matters.

00:14Thank you, Beke.

00:15First of all, I just want to let you know that I can only talk about General Matters.

00:18I can't talk about details because this is a security issue.

00:22That really fits your name,

00:24because you can talk about General Matters.

00:28Anyways, there's a lot of news that terrorists are going to imitate

00:33what happened at the Walk Trade Center in New Walk City.

00:40Wait a minute, are the terrorists going to board an airplane at our airport

00:44to bomb it from a high building?

00:46And for a lot of people to be affected,

00:48are they going to face it at 8 in the morning

00:52when there are a lot of people in the office?

00:55You know, Beke, that's impossible.

00:57In New York City, our employees go to work early,

01:01but here in our city, only a few people go to work at 8.

01:05Do you mean that we're late?

01:09No, it's just traffic.

01:11That's why people are late in the office, in the building,

01:14because there are only a few people,

01:16because they're late because of the traffic.

01:19That's why the terrorists won't continue their plan.

01:23That's right.

01:24What about the possibility that the airplanes might be hijacked at the airport?

01:29That's very likely.

01:30You know, those terrorist attacks should be done at the exact time.

01:34But here, there are a lot of airplanes that are late.

01:37General, I think that's right.

01:40No, it's not.

01:41It's just that the airplanes are late

01:43because the employees at the airport are also late because of the traffic.

01:47So the result is that the terrorists' plans will be disrupted.

01:51General, how are the security measures at the airport?

01:55What if later, there are terrorists who will ride there

01:59and eat the cutters of the airplanes?

02:03Bec, there's nothing to be afraid of.

02:05Based on our experience at the airport, no one will bring cutters.

02:09Ah, okay, good.

02:10Only guns.

02:12That's why we're trying to check in the passengers.

02:17As for the security of the buildings,

02:19how are the police and the firemen taking care of them?

02:23For example, there's a building that's about to explode.

02:26In Newark, a lot of firemen died.

02:30That won't happen here because the police and the firemen always arrive late.

02:36General, that's like an intrigue.

02:39That's why they're late because they have a lot of work.

02:42As you know, the police and the firemen are few.

02:45We're the undermans.

02:47But how about the problem with the anthrax, General?

02:50Because there are a lot of people who are having a hard time

02:54and they're afraid to get an ointment.

02:57They received a letter saying that the ointment may contain pulvos,

03:01the anthrax bacteria.

03:03You know, Bec, I just want to tell the countrymen

03:06not to be afraid and leave it to the anthrax.

03:10Especially those who are waiting for a thick letter.

03:13Those who look like they have money.

03:15Because you know, you'll just open your letter there.

03:19That's why the anthrax won't reach you.

03:22I'm not going to give you all of it.

03:24Thank you, General Matters.

03:27At least we'll be able to sleep soundly

03:29because there's nothing more to be afraid of than terrorists and anthrax.

03:34That's right, Bec.

03:36You're afraid of the trash in Metro Manila.

03:38It won't be collected.

03:40There are a lot of diseases that can be contracted.

03:42And it doesn't matter if there are no terrorists.

03:44Every day, we already have a lot of kidnappers,

03:47hold-uppers, gangsters.

03:50That's all.

03:51By the way, Bec, I would just like to say thank you very much

03:54for this opportunity you gave me.

03:57And I thank you.

03:59Thank you very much.

04:08To be continued...

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