Bubble Gang: French 101 by Professeur Ogie Alcasid!

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00:00Welcome everybody and welcome to my first show.

00:04My name is Fabio.

00:07Hello. How are you? You are very pretty.

00:11All right, everybody. Yes?

00:13Sir, will you look the shape of the comosus?

00:15Well, if you won't try, come over to my house.

00:19But I'm very bad. Anyway.

00:21You know in France, in France.

00:24Can I come with English?

00:26You understand or not?

00:28You see, when you go to France, you have to know how to speak.

00:32The proper way to speak French.

00:34So today I will teach you.

00:36For example, garage.

00:38Like you, Miles.

00:40Let's say you're going to the street and you see plenty of balloons.

00:44You know balloons?

00:46What balloons?

00:48Lobo.

00:50Yes, Lobo.

00:52Lobo, right. That's the dog.

00:54All right.

00:56Many balloons.

00:58Now, when you choose a balloon, what will you say?

01:01For example, you like halibut.

01:05What will you say?

01:07Little.

01:09Very good.

01:11Everybody.

01:13Eat too.

01:15All right.

01:17Now, do not respond to the tinder off.

01:21When she says something else.

01:23Don't be surprised.

01:25In French, you say,

01:29Now, what do you call flies?

01:34Lema.

01:36Very good, Lema.

01:38Everybody say, Lema.

01:40Lema.

01:42Yes, Jacqueline.

01:43Sir, question, sir.

01:44Yes.

01:45Sir, because French people like to show private parts.

01:48Private parts.

01:50Yes, sir.

01:52Right, all right.

01:53Now, you see the French, when they take off their clothes,

01:56you call them,

02:00Everybody say,

02:02Can you make couscous, sir?

02:04Yes.

02:08All right.

02:09The female French, when they make

02:13they always go to the coffee shop.

02:15You see?

02:16Because in the coffee shop, there is always someone playing music.

02:19You just invite the girl.

02:21You invite the girl to dance.

02:23Then you say,

02:30And then you dance to it.

02:32Yes, Wendell, I can hear you.

02:34Sir,

02:35For example, we are short of money.

02:37What do we do?

02:39If you get short in money.

02:41We are short of money.

02:42All right, you go out in the street.

02:44You go, you don't have money.

02:46That's it.

02:47You go out in the street,

02:49and you say,

02:56Yes, Maureen.

02:58Sir, I don't want to ask.

03:00We don't understand each other.

03:02What do we say?

03:03Oh, like you don't know what is happening, you know?

03:06Like you, yes.

03:08Like you, you're always confused.

03:10All right, when you're confused,

03:12you're like,

03:14Sir,

03:15What?

03:17I know the answer, sir.

03:19Les deux.

03:21Very good, Mr. Noir.

03:23Everybody say,

03:25Les deux.

03:27All right, everybody.

03:29In France,

03:31the table is very high.

03:33But in France, there are so many restaurants.

03:35And in the restaurants, you know,

03:37they eat, they eat pancit.

03:39And you know what they call the pancit?

03:41They call it,

03:43Misoix.

03:45Misoix.

03:46Very good.

03:47And then there is,

03:49All right.

03:51One more characteristic of the French.

03:53You always have to

03:55make them pourri.

03:57Like, pourri.

03:59Braise.

04:01You braise.

04:05Now,

04:07when you make them pourri,

04:09you, for example, they cook very well.

04:11You know what they say?

04:13You say,

04:15Les deux.

04:17They will be very happy when you say that.

04:19No, no, no.

04:21Les deux.

04:23Very good.

04:25Now, for example,

04:27you want to take home your,

04:29what you eat in the restaurant,

04:31and you tell the waiter,

04:33what do you say?

04:35You say,

04:37Very good.

04:39And then, for example,

04:41you want to tell the waiter

04:43that you want to bring the,

04:45the ulam, what do you say?

04:49No, balita.

04:51Ulam na pate.

04:53All right.

04:55What happens when your toenail is dead?

04:59Everybody say,

05:01Masarab hitu.

05:03Now I'm already eating my,

05:05Babaluti na kani.

05:09Ulam na pate.

05:11All right.

05:13Today, but before we go home,

05:15I would like to give you something

05:17that is...

05:19What do you call that?

05:21This is called,

05:23pancit malabon.

05:25All right.

05:27Now, would you like...

05:41You know!

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