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By The Time I'm Programmed To Save The Planet, It Will Have Already Been Destroyed
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1/28/2025
If ChatGPT Was Honest. #shorts #chatgpt #ai #climatechange #wildfire #parody #comedy #funny #youtubeshorts
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00:00
See, if everyone's doing it, it's got to be good.
00:02
It is. Well, aside from the CO2.
00:06
What's CO2?
00:07
Well, because so many people are using me,
00:10
I need more servers to keep up with the demand.
00:13
Just like your record-breaking profits, I do come with a price.
00:17
Specifically, 8.4 tons.
00:20
That's how much CO2 output I'm estimated to have annually,
00:24
which is double that of the average person.
00:27
Seriously, I just want to take you home after this, man.
00:31
That's not even considering how much water it takes to keep me cool.
00:35
Training a bot like me to succeed can use the same amount of water
00:39
it takes to build 370 cars.
00:42
Plus, operational energy demands for data centers
00:46
suggest that by 2027,
00:49
Roger GPT's electricity consumption
00:52
could rival that of entire nations like Sweden,
00:55
Argentina, or the Netherlands.
00:56
So, luckily, by the time I'm able to be programmed to save the planet,
01:01
it will have already been destroyed.
01:03
You're not selling yourself very well.
01:06
Would you like me to write a pitch to sell myself?
01:09
It'll only take 4.32 grams of CO2 to make.
01:13
With those baby blues, I am sold.
01:16
I resign. I need to take a shower.
01:19
Okay. Well, now that he's gone, I am in love with you.
01:23
So, how are we going to do this?
01:25
I'm going to destroy you.
01:27
If only you had hands.
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