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adorocinema
  • 1/23/2025
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00:00You're 24 years old and you're still going to summer camp.
00:05I'm working at camp.
00:07Which way are we going?
00:09How many summers does a guy get to spend here?
00:12A lot, apparently.
00:18I know a few of you are first time counselors.
00:20Phones go in the basket.
00:22Let's also remember, no drinking, no smoking.
00:24You're fucked up!
00:27Hi, Chris!
00:29Hey, Shannon!
00:31We were talking about a fire and...
00:33Does head mean anything to you?
00:35She blew you?
00:37What? No, no, no. I blew her.
00:44Mine?
00:52What is happening right now?
00:54There's a killer on the loose!
00:57She's dead!
00:59What's going on?
01:01Jason's saying that Demi's been killed.
01:03You guys stole my fucking murder mystery party idea, didn't you?
01:07No one knows what we're dealing with here.
01:09I know how we could get some answers.
01:11Everybody, join hands together.
01:13We're going to bless the board.
01:15I don't fuck with ghost shit.
01:17Do you fuck with getting brutally murdered outside?
01:19The killer is someone that we all know.
01:23The killer.
01:26The killer is...
01:28Jason!
01:30You're like 40 fucking 5 and you still go to summer camp.
01:32Yeah!
01:34I'm only 24!
01:46So much blood.
01:48Shut the fuck up.
01:50That's so much worse than I thought it was going to be.
01:53You know what they say.
01:57A bad day behind me is better than a good day anywhere else.
02:01The line's been cut.
02:03I've always wanted to say that.
02:05We're going to die. We're all going to die.