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adorocinema
  • 11/4/2024
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00:00I was fully dreading coming to this wedding until you showed up
00:09Can I get a cranberry juice with ice
00:13And vodka when I first saw you I thought that we should have sex in the coat closet
00:20Yeah
00:22I
00:27Am kind of in a weird place. Yeah, you're in a beach club coat closet. I think that we could just talk for a minute
00:34Romantic humiliations, it's my specialty. I don't care first person ever go down on me
00:39You're just gonna steamroll right on through I came in my own eye
00:44Okay, go on
00:48I've had too many girlfriends over the past couple years. I can't figure it out
00:52Yeah, we've all been there. Tell me what I'll give you some of this pie if you tell me more about your past
01:05Like I don't come with my own complications we're engaged
01:11Wait you were engaged
01:14Lasted 13 days impressive that is incredibly insulting. I see what you mean
01:21Will you walk me to the train station? I actually have class. No, you don't I like this J. She's really hot
01:28Just wish I would have ended things more gracefully
01:32You ever see her again
01:35This would never work you are someone who cannot be counted on you've run out on every guy you've ever been with
01:42I'm a mess and I don't have any answers
01:45But maybe you and I could figure it out
01:49Together
01:57Usually I feel so alone in my memories, but it's different with you
02:02I'm happy to tell you a few more embarrassing stories about my love life. Well, I promise not to laugh really
02:07I promise not to laugh much
02:18You