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adorocinema
  • 9/26/2024
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00:00I thought I'd be happier at 40 you are happy and I'm not 40 asshole you don't
00:06look happy I feel like you're having a midlife crisis well I feel like you're
00:11high on mushrooms so you don't know to Elliot no not the whole bag may you
00:17experience a new level of consciousness tonight oh my god are you guys tripping
00:22I don't feel anything that's cuz we don't tolerate drugs well hey freak who
00:27are you Elliot dude I'm you you're me what's up I don't have a gap in my teeth
00:33yeah where your retainer left boob one cup smaller than the right
00:36oh I'm actually kind of hot for being middle-aged I'm 39 years old that's not
00:41middle-aged no that is middle-aged no it's not I am a very young adult I'm so
00:48jealous you guys had good trips did you have fun yeah dude I know mom can be
00:53annoying but be nice to her and go hang out with your brothers also can you
00:58avoid anyone named Chad good morning Elliot have you met Chad Elliot you
01:04freak I put my number in your phone the other night but I did not know this
01:07would work wait a minute hang on dude I gotta go
01:16you were so lucky life will never be the same as it is right now just take my
01:22advice and we'll be fine oh my god I think
01:28what's going on with you I just feel like everything that used to make sense
01:32doesn't anymore
01:35the only thing you can't get back this time it goes by so fast I still need you
01:42I'm literally an idiot you're not an idiot
01:46if we weren't the same person do you think you'd even like me you're just
01:54saying that because you're young and dumb but if you weren't young and dumb
01:57you'd never be brave enough to do anything maybe you need to listen to my
02:00advice for once can we kiss no what can I at least touch my old ass oh my god you
02:07need to be locked up