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00:00Welcome back, viewers. In the break, we have two women with us.

00:06Neighbors, that is, they live in the same street.

00:08Let's see why they are fighting.

00:10Assalamualaikum.

00:11Waalaikumussalam.

00:12Waalaikumussalam. How are you?

00:13I am absolutely fine, but you look very angry.

00:15I am not angry. I was at my uncle's son's wedding.

00:18It was your uncle's son's wedding, so why are you angry?

00:21I have gone there. She is our neighbor.

00:23She is my neighbor too.

00:24When I came here, her child was lying on her chest.

00:27Why was she lying on her chest?

00:28I washed her clothes. Believe me, they are dirty.

00:31This is our property.

00:32You liar!

00:33I was the one who was washing the clothes.

00:35Where were you washing them?

00:37I am the one who is washing the clothes.

00:43Tufan, your name is on the list.

00:45What happened? What is the problem?

00:47Believe me, I have beaten up my uncle.

00:50Why?

00:51I have beaten him up.

00:52Then?

00:53What else?

00:54You have not opened the door for me for 24 hours.

00:58Neighbors are like mothers and fathers.

01:00They have only one thing in common.

01:02Listen to me. I will beat you up.

01:04I don't have hands.

01:06If you beat me up, I will also do something.

01:10I will hold you by the hair and beat you up.

01:12But this is national TV.

01:14Touch me and see. I will give you a piece of NASA.

01:19What is this?

01:20This is NASA. She said be careful.

01:24I will feed you.

01:26You are so cold. You are giving me a piece of NASA.

01:29The one who beat me up was not NASA.

01:32Siddi, you are talking nonsense.

01:33I am not talking nonsense.

01:34I am talking about my principles.

01:35You are talking nonsense.

01:37You are my brother. I am telling you.

01:39You are lying.

01:40No one has a brother.

01:46This is national TV. Don't touch me.

01:48Tell me, who is the one who is eating vegetables?

01:50Don't you know what I am saying?

01:52We don't want to hear it on national TV.

01:54But what is the matter?

01:55Listen to me.

01:56What is the matter?

01:57Listen to me.

01:58Listen to me.

01:59Listen to me.

02:01Stay seated, Madhu Bala.

02:03Yes, Bala.

02:04You are lucky.

02:07Listen to me.

02:09All my life, you have been giving me flour.

02:11You have been giving me sugar.

02:12You have been giving me milk.

02:13Why?

02:14I am your brother.

02:15I am your sister.

02:16Don't do this.

02:19What have you become?

02:21Wow.

02:22Arun sir, they are fighting.

02:24But I don't understand why they are fighting.

02:26I know everything.

02:27Why?

02:28No matter what happens,

02:30I am responsible for everything.

02:31I know everything about the house.

02:34Obviously, you know everything.

02:35Her email is not as fast as his.

02:41You are 5G net.

02:46I am opening a Facebook account.

02:49I will close the email.

02:52She goes to the butcher shop.

02:54She gets the mail as soon as she goes to the butcher shop.

02:56Then?

02:57She keeps opening the shop.

02:58I open my own shop.

03:00I don't open anyone's shop.

03:01She doesn't open anyone's shop.

03:02She is my sister.

03:03How can you open anyone's shop?

03:05She is like a cat.

03:06She is always looking for food.

03:08Mirza.

03:10You respect me.

03:11If you want to respect me,

03:12I will respect you.

03:13Don't you dare.

03:14I will be your co-host.

03:16I won't go out.

03:17I won't go out.

03:19You are like a cat.

03:22You are fooling me.

03:25There is a rush.

03:26Every year,

03:27there is a new customer.

03:28There is no calendar.

03:31You don't have customers.

03:32Yes, I do.

03:33Tell them.

03:34How many customers do you have?

03:368 customers.

03:37I have 7 customers.

03:38I have more customers.

03:40You are crazy.

03:41I have a lot of customers.

03:42What do you want me to do?

03:43I have a machine under my chest.

03:45What do I do with it?

03:46I do this.

03:47Like this.

03:52I do this.

03:53Thank God,

03:54he is getting ready.

03:55Otherwise,

03:56you would have had a lot of customers.

03:58Mr. Haroon,

03:59what should I tell you?

04:00Tell her that.

04:03I eat betel leaves from the shop.

04:05You eat betel leaves from the shop.

04:06You can't eat betel leaves.

04:07You can't eat betel leaves.

04:09You can't eat betel leaves.

04:10You can't eat betel leaves.

04:11I can't eat betel leaves.

04:12I have a sore throat.

04:13I can't eat betel leaves.

04:15You can't eat betel leaves.

04:16You can't eat betel leaves.

04:17You can't eat betel leaves.

04:19I don't have the habit

04:20of talking to anyone.

04:22I take money from my customers.

04:24I take money from my customers.

04:25You don't even take money from your husband.

04:29You don't even take money from your husband.

04:30Why should he take money from his husband?

04:31His husband will take money from him.

04:33What are you saying?

04:34I don't do anything.

04:35Don't make me angry.

04:36I don't do anything.

04:37He didn't have children with me.

04:38Okay.

04:39Believe me.

04:40My husband is jealous.

04:43Why should I be jealous?

04:44He is not jealous.

04:45He just wants to know

04:46the reason of his children

04:47and for me to get married.

04:49He just wants to know

04:50the reason of his children

04:51and for me to get married.

04:52It's not his wish.

04:53Why should I care?

04:54Why do we care?

04:55Why do we care?

04:56Bhabhi, you tell him

04:57where he can send you.

04:58He doesn't even work.

04:59Then?

05:00He doesn't even use a bike.

05:01Bike.

05:05He uses petrol.

05:06He uses petrol.

05:07He uses petrol.

05:08When he sees a man he kisses him

05:09when the petrol is empty.

05:10When he sees a man he kisses him

05:11If he's earning money by selling oil,

05:14what difference does it make to your life?

05:16He's happy, isn't he?

05:17He shouldn't steal.

05:19What should I tell you?

05:21Tell me everything. I don't like to hear it.

05:23He has eaten so many sweets.

05:27Oh!

05:28Yes.

05:29You want to eat sweets, but you want to eat sweets?

05:31Yes.

05:32I've never eaten sweets.

05:34I swear, he has eaten eight sweets.

05:36Oh!

05:37He has made me laugh so many times.

05:38He has eaten so many sweets, but he has eaten so many women.

05:41He has eaten so many sweets,

05:43but he has never eaten sweets.

05:45I don't eat sweets for money, I eat sweets for my kids.

05:48If you find out about the sweets,

05:51why did you add them again?

05:52It was fun.

05:53He brings the powder and comes in front of me,

05:56and then he eats the sweets.

05:58Ma'am, it happens.

06:00Yes.

06:02She's a real aunt.

06:04She looks like an aunt.

06:05She should break the sweets.

06:07She's not an aunt, she's an aunt.

06:09If she wears nice clothes, you'll get angry in the morning.

06:12My shoes will also get angry.

06:18My shoes will get angry.

06:19But you're more beautiful than him.

06:22Then why does your husband go to him?

06:24Oh!

06:24He says that he's not good with me.

06:31She's not used to this art.

06:35She eats sweets.

06:36She steals from people.

06:38She steals from people.

06:40She's a thief.

06:41We don't stop you, you stop us.

06:42What?

06:43Yes.

06:44Don't challenge me, I'll beat you up.

06:51Ma'am, what does her husband do?

06:53How would we know?

06:54We haven't seen him yet.

06:56All we know is that he walks on rooftops,

06:58and he hits people.

07:00Sir, where did he go?

07:02He shouldn't walk on rooftops.

07:04If he walks on rooftops, then why does he hit people?

07:07Do you record people hitting people?

07:09Sir, he's hitting people, slow down.

07:12He's your husband, right?

07:15Yes.

07:16He's hitting people.

07:17He's hitting people.

07:18He came to his house and hit people.

07:20I had no time.

07:21I took a car from his house.

07:23I feel like taking a train to his house.

07:26It's been a long time since I took a train.

07:28I don't even know your height.

07:33Come on.

07:36Tell me, what does he do in winters?

07:39He sits on the ice.

07:40He doesn't sit on the ice.

07:42He should sit on the tandoor.

07:43Oh, I see.

07:44He's the enemy of sitting on the tandoor.

07:45I sit in a cool place.

07:48She sits on the ice and cooks food.

07:51And she sits on people's chests and drinks.

07:55What?

07:57I drink for my men, not for her men.

08:02She doesn't drink.

08:03Should I tell you where she sits?

08:07Go and sit there.

08:08She's a womanizer.

08:10There's a break here.

08:11She runs like a train.

08:15She smokes so much that she can't even filter her saliva.

08:20I don't smoke.

08:21What's the use of smoking?

08:23Look, we know that men who smoke will have bad lungs.

08:27Women will have bad lungs and bad character.

08:30Yes, that's true.

08:31She's a womanizer.

08:33She's a pineapple seller.

08:36She thinks pineapple is very expensive.

08:38She's got a flavor.

08:40She's got pineapple.

08:40She's got it.

08:41Oh!

08:42You're a coward.

08:43When your cousin got married,

08:45you brought a deck and put a mirror on it.

08:47I told her,

08:49I kept a mirror on it for you.

08:52I put a shawl on it.

08:53I held it with my hands.

08:55I put a shawl on it.

08:56Oh, no.

08:57I put a shawl on the deck.

08:59I didn't put it on her.

09:00I didn't put it on her.

09:01I'm telling you.

09:01My husband drinks from a mirror.

09:03Yes.

09:03He likes to drink.

09:05He doesn't have a mirror in his heart.

09:07He drinks from a mirror.

09:07Why doesn't he put his face in the mirror?

09:14Ladies and gentlemen, we'll take a short break.

09:16We'll meet again after the break.

09:18We were watching a video of Goga's wedding.

09:20When this scene came, he said,

09:21put this in the front.

09:24In the movies of the first marriage,

09:26there were 16 faces.

09:28Of the groom and the bride.

09:29And the face is coming out of the rose repeatedly.

09:31Yes.

09:32He said, why is the flame coming out?

09:33I said, why are the rays coming out?

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