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00:00Welcome back, viewers.

00:03Mr. Arun, you're wearing Terminator 2's boots today.

00:08Irza, you're the co-host.

00:09Mr. Arun, you're wearing Terminator 2's boots today.

00:13These are not boots.

00:14These are sneakers.

00:16Okay, you're wearing a jumper.

00:18If you don't have sneakers, ask Mr. Khune.

00:22She's wearing leather boots.

00:23I'll ask her to call me Yaram.

00:27I think before they all go crazy in front of the audience...

00:30Yes, come in.

00:31Greetings.

00:32Greetings, brother.

00:33My name is Usman Aslam from Gujarat.

00:36Greetings, Usman Aslam.

00:38Sir, I want to recite a couplet.

00:39Okay, what do you do?

00:40Sir, I'm studying.

00:41What are you studying?

00:42Pharmacy.

00:43Very good.

00:45I request all the Pakistanis who visit you

00:49at your medical store or wherever you go

00:52to sell medicines,

00:54you must make people aware

00:57that you can get this salt at a very low price

01:00in this medicine as well.

01:02First, you'll make the world,

01:03and at the same time, you'll make your hereafter as well.

01:05Yes, God willing, sir.

01:06God willing.

01:07Mr. Arun, do you know that no one is more educated than a pharmacist?

01:11How is that?

01:12He reads the handwriting of such bad doctors.

01:16I saw a clip in which the name of the medicine was clearly written.

01:20So, he goes to the medical store and says,

01:22I don't know what he has written.

01:24So, he did this.

01:25He says, oh, so this is the medicine.

01:28Yes, sir.

01:29You're reciting a couplet.

01:31Yes, sir.

01:31It's a couplet by Iqbal.

01:32Yes, sir.

01:33Sir, recite it.

01:34Where do you get loyalty from these beautiful ladies of clay?

01:38Just a minute.

01:39Beautiful?

01:40Which Iqbal?

01:42This is not Javed Iqbal.

01:43This is not Javed Iqbal.

01:45This is Gopal.

01:47Have you ever thought about it, young Muslim?

01:50What a fool you are, who has a broken star.

01:53You have been brought up by that nation in the cradle of love.

01:57You were crushed by the one who had a crown of thorns on his feet.

02:00So, this is that couplet.

02:01When did he write that love is human?

02:03That Iqbal, who has a crown of thorns on his feet.

02:06You haven't recited the entire couplet yet.

02:08Okay. Yes, I'm reciting it.

02:10Where do you get loyalty from these beautiful ladies of clay, Iqbal?

02:14These people don't even remember God without any reason.

02:17Oh, God! This is not Allama Iqbal.

02:20This is the quality of Allama Iqbal.

02:21As soon as his couplet starts,

02:23you don't even realise that it's his couplet from the first three words.

02:26Look at the sky, the earth, the sky, the sky.

02:29Look at the sun rising from the east.

02:31Usman, let me tell you something interesting.

02:33There is a couplet that is recited a lot.

02:35Don't be afraid of the enemy, O' Qaab.

02:39You can walk high.

02:40This is also Iqbal's.

02:41Just wait and watch.

02:43Even I will show my face to Iqbal after I die.

02:46Okay. Well done. Very good.

02:50Next. Next. Next.

02:51My name is Mohammad Iqbal Sani.

02:53Then it was your couplet.

02:56I have a Punjabi stanza.

02:58I just want to dedicate it to you and your team.

03:01Sir, please give it to him.

03:02Give it to him. Give it to him.

03:03The sun of the world sets without you.

03:14Wow.

03:16Even we get new colors without you.

03:24The sun of the world sets without you.

03:36Wow.

03:37Even we get new colors without you.

03:45The world will cry after hearing it.

03:56Wow.

03:57The world will cry after hearing it.

04:00But I have chosen you.

04:04Wow.

04:05We don't want anything else.

04:10You are our world.

04:13Wow.

04:14Wow.

04:15Wow.

04:16We don't want anything else.

04:20You are our world.

04:25Thank you, sir.

04:25Sir, very good.

04:26Very good.

04:27Sir, what do you do?

04:29Sir, I am a teacher.

04:32Teacher. Wow.

04:35When we were preparing ourselves to come over here

04:38we had planned to sing this for sir.

04:42And especially, we have to raise our hands and point at him.

04:45Wow.

04:46Because there is a lot of frustration in our homes, offices and groups.

04:51But believe me, when you watch it on TV, everything ends.

04:54Wow.

04:55Sir, I am really honoured.

04:57Really honoured, sir.

04:58Then we also planned to say something for you.

05:01Sir, really honoured.

05:02Really honoured, sir.

05:03Believe me, thank you very much.

05:05You are the people because of whom we are standing here today.

05:08Thank you very much, sir.

05:09Yes, sir.

05:09Greetings, sir.

05:10Greetings.

05:11Do you know how to step?

05:16I think there are two things

05:18that a teacher of mine saved my life from.

05:21I also had long hair once.

05:23That was in the olden days when you were not even born.

05:26So, he told me that there are two things

05:29that if a person gets stuck in them,

05:31a very big part of the brain remains stuck in the same thing for 24 hours.

05:34Number one, if you start bodybuilding

05:38that you don't want to be healthy,

05:40but you want to build your entire body,

05:41then for 24 hours,

05:43even if you go to a wedding,

05:44sit in the classroom,

05:46sit at home,

05:47you keep checking yourself all the time.

05:50The brain is stuck there.

05:51Yes.

05:52And if you have long hair,

05:54then even if you go for 24 hours,

05:56you note where your hair is falling.

05:59How long it is.

05:59This is only about boys.

06:01So, is it that the brain is stuck in the hair?

06:03Yes, sir.

06:03It is stuck, right?

06:04You are always thinking about how you are looking from here.

06:06I will disagree with him because

06:09all the history books that I have read,

06:12whenever there is a mention of a warrior or a man,

06:17it was written with his personality

06:20that he had long hair and long tresses.

06:23Okay, what is the reason for that?

06:24It was not for fashion.

06:27It was the norm at that time.

06:28Okay.

06:29So, it was not in his mind all the time

06:31that his hair is longer than others.

06:33If a man keeps his hair long for a wedding,

06:34then his wife can say at any time,

06:36that it is you. I thought it was my daughter.

06:39Has it ever happened that someone came from behind

06:41and said, excuse me,

06:42madam, aunt, sister-in-law, something like that?

06:44Yes, sir. Many times.

06:47We were watching a video of Goga Vihar.

06:50When this scene came, they said,

06:51cut it from here.

06:54Okay, in the first wedding movies,

06:56there were 16 faces.

06:58Of the bride and groom.

06:59And the face is coming out of the rose again and again.

07:01Yes.

07:02He says, it's coming out of the stove.

07:03She says, it's coming out of the rain.

07:06Goga says, it's coming out of a new rose.

07:10Okay, in Goga's wedding movie,

07:12which song was playing?

07:13Someone is a stranger.

07:17Sir, you have given a good reward, my love.

07:21The song in this movie was played.

07:22Which was the first one?

07:23Which one?

07:24Spring, fire, rain.

07:28And the song that was playing at the time of his departure was..

07:30Look there, someone has set fire to the house.

07:34It's your fault. You shouldn't have let him take a bath.

07:41Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.

07:42We will meet you in the next show.

07:44Take good care of yourselves.

07:45Goodbye.

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