Mark Nelson: Live from Dumfries | movie | 2024 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

Award-winning stand-up comedian Mark Nelson’s triumphant homecoming gig in the sold-out Theatre Royal in Dumfries.  Fr | dG1fYmlvRlNmMi05bDg

Transcript

00:00Is there anyone in here that's not from the UK?

00:04Yeah.

00:05Yes, where are you guys from?

00:07New Zealand.

00:08New Zealand, right. Why are you in Dumfries?

00:14For this.

00:15For this?

00:22What a waste of money that has been on Shetland.

00:26Have you seen, like, our weather is bad.

00:30Like, sometimes it's all right.

00:33Like, we have heatwaves.

00:35I remember last year we had four days of sun.

00:41And listen, I agree, it's too long.

00:43Too long.

00:45Three days, fine.

00:46Three days more of a kind of curiosity.

00:49People looking out the window going,

00:51there's that thing back again.

00:53I wonder what it wants this year.

00:55Four days, people are losing their minds.

00:57Guys constructing a wicker man in their back garden,

01:00just burning a goat trying to appease

01:04the yellow monster in the sky.

01:06That's not to say we've had heatwaves.

01:08We've had heatwaves.

01:09What's your name, New Zealand guy?

01:11Alexander.

01:12Take a guess, Alexander.

01:14How many days do you think Scotland's

01:16longest ever heatwave was?

01:18Four and a half days.

01:19Four and a half days?

01:21Four and a half days.

01:27Four and a half days.

01:29Fuck off, Alexander.

01:31You tit.

01:35It's five.

01:36It's five days.