Wish You Were Queer | show | 2025 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Follows Michael Henry and Tim Murray, two comedians who for the first time perform standup on the road in North America. | dHNfcFBTQkNrajNKYTg

Transcript

00:00Give me a thumbs up if you want to say the F slur.

00:03We want you to produce our comedy special.

00:05You're going to have to prove to me that you two have some kind of appeal outside of Los Angeles.

00:09Do you like gay comedy?

00:16People need to feel jolted.

00:18Okay, okay, comedy starting.

00:23If we can prove to you that we can make the flyover state gays laugh, you'll produce our special?

00:27I'll consider it.

00:28Where are you going to set us first?

00:30We're going to have to get every single queer in a 50 mile radius to come to our show.

00:37What's the cruising park called?

00:39That was a test, you just passed.

00:43We're here to get material.

00:45We're here.

00:46We're here.

00:47We got the blue balls.

00:48Circle chart.

00:49Deadly butt gonorrhea.

00:50Right.

00:51Have you been bit?

00:53Have.

00:54Did you scream?

00:55Oh shit.

00:56Who hears swallows?

00:57In the name of the mother, the daughter, and the holy sister.

01:10Love you, Trixie.

01:11Bye.

01:12Love you, Trixie.

01:14Bye!

01:16They make it seem so fun.

01:18You wish you were queer.

01:20Wish you were queer.

01:22Wish you were queer.

01:24Wish you were queer.

01:26Wish you were queer.

01:28I've never seen someone with so much

01:32diagnosed vertigo.

01:34I've never. That's crazy.