Barstool Pizza Review - Square Pie (Philadelphia, PA) presented by BODYARMOR - video Dailymotion

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00:00All right, pizza review.

00:20We are at Square Pie in Philly.

00:25I love the inside of that place.

00:26Did you get the inside of it?

00:27It looks like, that looks like a place you want to sit down, sneaky, could be just to

00:31eat it, hidden date spot, guys taking things very seriously, everything looks fresh, chopping

00:37it up.

00:38Love the vibes in there.

00:40Vibes like an immaculate 9.6, but like what I like vibes, just love the vibes.

00:47Strawberry kiwi right here, rehydration, body armor.

00:51These things had a night, had a night, replenish, refill, rehydrate a $1.

00:58You can get it at a 7-Eleven till Christmas, $1.

01:02So there you go.

01:03Let's get into this.

01:04I hope the pie lives up to the vibes.

01:07So it's a square pie situation.

01:09Looks really good.

01:10They kind of went, if I'm just looking on it, I'm going to avoid those slices, heavy

01:15with like the oil and the basil and the garlic, which some people like, but I'm more of a

01:20basic bitch when it comes to it.

01:23Ooh, I said, Ooh, because the crust is so light and so fluffy that I know it's going

01:29to be very good.

01:30It'll also slightly burn my hand off.

01:32Shout out draft Kings.

01:33I'm back in Jersey.

01:34I'm just playing blackjack.

01:36I'm just playing three handed blackjack.

01:39The blackjack dealer is talking to me.

01:41I have the sound off.

01:42I don't know if she knows that I'm down probably 40 G since this trip.

01:46Um, here we go.

01:48That looks like great.

01:49Oh, it is hot.

01:50It is fresh out of the oven.

01:51I really don't want to burn my face off, so I'll just keep talking.

01:55Should I do a quick hand of blackjack?

01:56Am I allowed to do that?

01:58Will draft Kings be like, you can't do that?

02:01I don't know.

02:02I don't let it cool.

02:03It's going to be good.

02:04It looks great.

02:05Yeah, it's going to be good.

02:06It's going to be great.

02:07It looks great.

02:08Uh, draft Kings.

02:09All right, here we go.

02:10Take a seat.

02:12She's waving at me.

02:13She's like, I'm glad I'm back.

02:15Here we go.

02:16Three handed.

02:17Uh, three handed blackjack, 15 grand on the line while I let this thing cool, Jack King

02:25queen for me, two for them, 18, 20, 14.

02:30We'll stand on 18, uh, we'll stand on 20.

02:35We'll stand on 14 versus two.

02:38So it's 18, 20 and 14 versus two, six, 16 bust 15 gram.

02:44Let's eat it.

02:45Let's, let's eat a piece of pizza.

02:4715 grand for the good guys.

02:49All right, here we go.

03:01Still very hot.

03:05All right.

03:13This is one, you got to know my scale because this is super flavorful artsy piece.

03:23I would say that isn't generally my cup of tea, but it's a lot of couple people's cup

03:29of tea.

03:30Like it's it, I'm going seven, eight.

03:34I could see picture pizza aficionados like people who really crave and love and judge

03:39pizza different way than I do giving it like a mid eight.

03:43And that's where I don't know how else to do it.

03:45It's my scale.

03:46Some people come at me, you know, by scale, this is an artsy pizza.

03:51Sometimes the most like highly acclaimed pizza.

03:53I don't like, I could see this being super highly acclaimed for me.

03:56It's still really high seven, eight, but it's hard if I can't house a whole pizza, like

04:00without thinking twice, it's probably not going to get to the eights for me.

04:03Seven, eight great vibes.

04:05Very good pizza.

04:07Plus 15 grand during the review.

04:09That's a review.

04:10Oh, she did.

04:11She probably smells the pizza.

04:12Yeah.

04:13You saw me sitting here.

04:14I'm like trying to drag her away.

04:15All right.

04:16Come on, Beth.

04:17Yeah.

04:18Yeah.

04:19That girl said exactly.

04:20I have it once in a while.

04:21It's heavy.

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