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00:30It's Bill Cosby coming at you with music and fun, and if you're not careful, you may learn something before it's done.

00:37So let's get ready, okay? Hey, hey, hey!

01:01Oh, look at this. This is for me. To Bill Cosby from Otis. I don't know any Otis.

01:25He's probably just one of my many fans.

01:28Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday.

01:34Boy, oh boy. Yes, indeed.

01:41I'll tell you one thing, man. Otis is not very cool, and neither are any of his practical jokes.

01:49But I have a feeling we're going to be hearing a lot more from him.

01:57Did anybody see that monster movie last night, man?

02:00You mean Tarantula Man Meets the Spider Lady?

02:02Yeah, man. That sure was some scary flick.

02:05Yeah, especially the part where the spider lady gets caught in the giant spider web,

02:11and that big, hairy Tarantula Man comes crawling toward her.

02:16I'm getting scared just thinking about it.

02:20Cool it, Russell. It was only a mo-

02:23No!

02:26What happened, Albert? You see a ghost?

02:28Worse than that. A big, hairy spider tried to attack me, man, just like in the movie.

02:35Hi.

02:36Hi. Who are you?

02:38My name's Otis. I just moved in yesterday.

02:43This spider's made out of rubber.

02:45How about that? Albert's scared of a rubber spider.

02:51I don't think it's so funny, man.

02:55Come on, Albert. You can't take a joke.

02:59Yeah, Albert. You gotta admit it was pretty funny the way you sat in that can.

03:08Otis, you're really cool, man. How'd you like to join our club?

03:12Yeah, we could use a few laughs around here.

03:15Sure, I really dig that.

03:17You're the president, Albert. How about it?

03:19Well, I don't know.

03:21Oh, come on, Albert. Yeah, come on, Albert.

03:23Listen, Albert. You're supposed to do a bunch of jokes around.

03:28Well, I guess it'll be okay.

03:31Then it's official.

03:32Thanks, Albert. No hard feelings.

03:47Yeah!

04:04Hey, Albert. Wake up, man.

04:06It's us, Albert. Over here.

04:09Come on, man. We gotta go initiate Otis into our club.

04:13This is it, Otis. Scary, ain't it?

04:17Yeah. What do I have to do?

04:20Take this flashlight and go inside.

04:23Inside?

04:24When you get to the attic, flash the light three times up in the window so we'll know you're up there.

04:31Okay. I'm ready.

04:34See you later, Otis.

04:36I hope.

04:47Yeah for Otis!

04:55Okay, Otis. You can come out now.

04:59Maybe he didn't hear you, Rudy.

05:02Otis.

05:03How about the ghost, guys?

05:05Ghost? Russell, let me explain something to you.

05:09There's no such thing as...

05:18Oh, yeah.

05:31What was that?

05:32I don't know. But somebody better go find out.

05:36What do you mean, somebody? You're the president.

05:39Isn't it about time to elect a new president?

05:43Okay. Okay. I'm going. I'm going.

06:14Oh!

06:17Je dois remercier le vieux Albert d'être allé dans cette maison.

06:20Ça prend beaucoup d'esprit.

06:22Et parlant d'esprit...

06:24J'espère que le ghost n'a pas Albert.

06:27Combien de fois dois-je te le dire, Russell? Il n'y a pas de ghost.

06:31Alors qu'est-ce que c'est?

06:33Oh!

06:39T'es là.

06:41Hé, bitch. Oh, butis.

06:45Oh, wow, man.

06:47When Albert gets a load of him and that sheep, look out.

06:53I can't wait to see this.

06:55Oh, Albert gonna run out of there so fast, his stomach will never catch up.

07:04Out of my way!

07:15I've never seen anybody run so fast in my life.

07:20You should have seen yourself, man.

07:22Your feet never touched the ground once.

07:25Oh, man.

07:28Ha, ha, ha!

07:30Albert, you're beautiful.

07:32As long as you're around, we can always count on the laugh.

07:35I'll tell you something else you can count. Count me out of this club.

07:40Wait, Albert. We were just having a little fun.

07:43Let him go. If he can't take a joke, the club doesn't need him.

07:48Hé, Albert, why don't you come on along, man?

07:50Where you going?

07:51Gonna introduce Otis to all our friends. Right, Otis?

07:55Yeah, we're gonna have a load of laughs.

07:57Only thing you do is gonna have a lot of trouble.

08:01Hi, fellas.

08:03Oh, boy. Watch this, Albert.

08:06Hi, Violet. I'd like you to meet my friend, Otis.

08:10Hi, Violet.

08:12Oh, boy. Watch this, Albert.

08:14Hi, Violet. I'd like you to meet Otis, our new club member.

08:19How do you do?

08:21Say, do you know what's purple and green and has 2,000 legs and one big eye right in the middle of its forehead?

08:27No. What?

08:28Don't ask me, but it's crawling up your back.

08:33I'll say.

08:37Relax, Violet. They're just jiving you.

08:40See what I told you, Albert? That Otis is the most, man.

08:43Yeah, the most obnoxious dude I ever met.

08:46I don't think you're a bit funny.

08:48Ah. You're as bad as your fat friend, Albert.

08:52Come on, you guys. Let's go.

08:58You sure pull off some cool jokes, Otis.

09:00Yeah, man. They really are cool.

09:02You haven't seen nothing yet.

09:04See those dudes over there?

09:06Yeah.

09:07Well, watch this.

09:10Wow. Man, this is really cool.

09:13What you got there, man?

09:15This? Ah, it's nothing.

09:17Let me take a look.

09:19Hey, what you got there?

09:20Get on that after me.

09:22I'm next.

09:23Relax. There's enough to go around. Here.

09:26Hey, I don't see nothing in here.

09:28Me neither.

09:31What is this? Some kind of joke?

09:33Yeah, you said it, man.

09:35Yeah, man. You said it.

09:38Yeah, you feel pretty bad, man.

09:41Yeah, the joke's on you, man.

09:46Yeah, the joke's on you, man.

09:52You guys think you're pretty funny, don't you?

09:54Well, we'll see if you can laugh your way through a fight.

10:01Fight?

10:02Be at the junkyard in two hours.

10:05With your dukes up.

10:08Uh-oh.

10:09We're here for it now.

10:11Those guys are tough.

10:12Don't sweat it.

10:13We'll get your fat Albert friend to take care of them for us.

10:21Then, the fearless Brown Hornet and his faithful companion, Leroy,

10:25leave their mansion through a secret passageway

10:28that leads them to an underground cave.

10:31There, in the dim lights of the cave, sits...

10:36the white beauty, the Brown Hornet's car.

10:39Leroy starts it up.

10:43Hey, Albert.

10:45Oh, hi, fellas.

10:47Say, Albert, we need your help, man.

10:49Yeah? What for?

10:51Otis played a real funny practical joke on some dudes,

10:55but they got mad and challenged us to a fight.

10:58Doesn't sound like Otis's practical jokes are so practical.

11:02Ah, these cats just don't have a sense of humor.

11:05So how about it?

11:06Will you help us out?

11:08Why should I help?

11:09You're our friend, aren't you?

11:10Sure, but Otis got you all into this mess,

11:13so let's see if he can get you out.

11:18Forget it, guys.

11:19We don't need old Albert anyway.

11:21This book on karate will teach us all we need to know.

11:24Yeah, let's go practice.

11:27I don't think even the Brown Hornet could get him out of this one.

11:36Oh, Bucky, just remember to jump up in the air

11:38and give a big karate yell when you whack the board.

11:41Right.

11:42Here goes.

11:48Watch me, Bucky, and you'll see how an expert does it.

11:57I told you I was an expert.

11:59I'll smash four boards with one blow.

12:01If that's how an expert does it,

12:03I sure hate to see an amateur.

12:06This ain't working too cool.

12:07Maybe we ought to try a little muscle building.

12:1123, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32...

12:27That's cool, Bill.

12:28Lead with your right, now your left.

12:30Dig this footwork, man.

12:32Those dudes are in for some big trouble.

12:39This ain't working either.

12:40Let's try some road work.

12:44Attaway, lift those knees high.

12:56If this doesn't whip you dudes into shape, nothing will.

13:00Okay, now let's run backwards like those pros do.

13:06How are we supposed to see where we're going?

13:08Let me worry about that, man.

13:13Okay, dudes, single file.

13:17Hey, what's going on here?

13:19Hey, what's going on here?

13:25Hey, what's going... Where we are, we mean?

13:38What happened to you guys?

13:40I don't know.

13:41Otis was supposed to be watching where we're going and...

13:50Man, that was the funniest joke I pulled all day.

13:53You guys sure do look silly sitting in that tub.

13:57Yeah, you're a real barrel of laughs, Otis.

14:00Let's go, fellas.

14:02Hey, where you guys going?

14:04Those tough dudes are gonna be here any minute.

14:06Now, it's our turn to play a joke, man.

14:09And this time, the joke's on you.

14:14Hi, guys.

14:17Come on, Bill, Harold, this ain't funny.

14:31Bill!

14:41Relax, Otis. These dudes are laughing too hard to do any fighting.

14:45They're leaving anyways.

14:47Boy, Otis, you sure do look funny.

14:50I don't feel so funny.

14:52I can't believe it.

14:54Is this the same Otis who's been practical joking all morning?

14:58Sure looks like the same dude.

15:00Yeah, well, I'm all joked out, so cool it.

15:04You guys wanna see my new brown-hearted comic book?

15:07Sure, Albert. Yeah, that's cool.

15:10Yeah, sure, Albert, that's cool.

15:12Yeah, man.

15:34Wait, Albert, don't turn the page yet.

15:36I wanna read something.

15:38Look at this ad.

15:40Surprise your friends.

15:42When they sniff this trick flower, they'll get a face full of water.

15:46A million laughs for only one dollar.

15:49Hey, what do you say we all chip in and...

15:57Looks like it may take a while longer for Otis to get the message.

16:01But I think sooner or later, he'll come around.

16:04What is this?

16:06Look at this.

16:08See? I'm on to Otis, though.

16:11He's not gonna trick me twice.

16:13I'd better deactivate it first.

16:23And now, just to make doubly sure it's safe...

16:28Now, that Otis must really think I'm dumb.

16:32I wonder what he's trying to pull this time.

16:43Dear Bill, you've been looking a little thin lately,

16:46so I packed you this lunch.

16:49Love, my dear Bill.

16:53So I packed you this lunch.

16:56Love, Mom.

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