Corneil and Bernie Corneil and Bernie S02 E017 No Place Like Home

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00:00Read and write

00:02And surf the net all of the day and all of the night

00:06For Neil, you can talk

00:08And much more, Bernie, but keep it to yourself

00:10If you let the cat out of the bag

00:12You'd be a celebrity

00:14Do you wanna lead a dog's life?

00:16The secret's gonna stay with you and me

00:18Watch my chops, shush

00:20There's no joking, the dog is what we said

00:22Watch my chops

00:23They must never hear a word

00:25A talking dog

00:27How absurd

00:41Where are they?

00:43Bernie, call it a hunch

00:45But might those be your cousins from the country over there?

00:53That's them! Good guess, Cornelio

00:55Herbie, Jenny, great to see you both

01:02New news ever, I see

01:06Herbie, let's leave the baggage to him

01:09It'll help build up his muscles

01:18Sure nice of you to put us up while we're here for the farm fair, cousin Bernie

01:24We gotta put some muscle on you though

01:26We'll give you some chores when we get to your place

01:28Chores?

01:32You know, Cornelio, my place is awfully small

01:35How about letting my cousins stay at John and Beth's?

01:37At my apartment?

01:39Bernie, you're joking! You know my musters are out of town?

01:43Exactly, they'll never know

01:45Come on, Cornelio, where's your sense of hospitality?

01:50Herbie, Jenny, great news!

01:53You'll have a whole apartment all to yourselves

01:55With Cornelio

02:10What a palace!

02:12Makes our farm look like a real dump

02:14Ooh, looky here

02:16Well, make yourselves at home, John and Beth always say

02:18Our house is your house

02:20Our farm

02:25Oh shoot! Look what that crazy dog made me do

02:28What's he so riled up about anyway?

02:30Don't worry about it, John and Beth have plenty of faces

02:33Come on in, make yourselves comfortable

02:36Bernie, I can't turn your cousins away

02:39But please, you've got to set an example

02:42This is a luxury apartment, not a farm

02:46Now that's what I call a sofa

02:48Sure is? Come on, try it out

03:01Your shoes, your shoes!

03:04You want us to take off our shoes, Cousin Bernie?

03:16Yeah, I mean, you too must be starving

03:20After your trip

03:22This way to the dining room

03:40No tools

03:43No two ways about it, Cousin Bernie

03:45You are some kind of cook

03:47This is mighty good eating

03:49Well, when my cousins come to town, it's only the best

04:02Hey, now this crazy mutt's stealing middles

04:05Give me that back

04:07As we say back home with food this good

04:10It'd be like feeding pizza to the pigs

04:13How about I show you your room?

04:25That dog just ain't right

04:27He's going to ruin your friend's fancy tablecloth

04:29Bad dog, Cornelio, bad dog

04:31Behave yourself, this is a luxury apartment, you know

04:34Not a kennel

04:41It's a nightmare

04:49Bye, Cousin Jenny, bye, Cousin Herbie

04:51Enjoy the farm fair, see you tonight

04:53By the way, Bernie, I hope you haven't put them in John and Beth's bedroom

04:57Cornelio, please, give me a little credit

04:59I put them in your room

05:02Oh yeah, Cousin Jenny wanted to use some

05:04I knew you wouldn't mind, so I said

05:06You go, Cousin Jenny

05:08You go, Cousin Jenny

05:10I couldn't agree more

05:11They both have to go

05:12To your apartment to use your cologne and ruin your carpet

05:31Cornelio, Cornelio, Cornelio

05:33You know what your problem is?

05:35You've got no sense of hospitality

05:37In fact, you're downright persnickety

05:39What?

05:41Watch my chops, Bernie

05:43I am anything but persnickety

05:46Oh yeah?

05:54See? Persnickety

05:56Face it, you just can't help yourself

05:58But... but...

06:00Oh dear

06:01You're right

06:02I'm compulsive, obsessive and overly fastidious

06:06Oh, I'm persnickety

06:09It's no wonder I'm such a terrible host, Bernie

06:13Cheer up, Cornelio

06:14The first step is admitting that you have a problem

06:16Don't be so hard on yourself

06:18I'll help you get unpersnicketized

06:21Oh, you're a true friend, Bernie

06:26OK, your turn

06:27Bernie

06:28I fail to see how getting covered in mud will help deep persnickety me

06:33It's simple

06:34The dirtier you are, the cleaner your apartment will seem

06:38Come on, what are you waiting for?

06:44Hi, Bernie

06:45Yes! Thanks, Martha

06:47Thanks, Romeo

06:48Come on, Cornelio

06:49Let's go home

06:54See? You're such a mess

06:55The apartment is bound to look as clean as a whistle

06:58And you'll forget all about Cousin Jenny and Herbie

07:04Bernie, keep a hold of that mud

07:06He's spooking the livestock

07:09Say, Cousin Bernie

07:11I need to ask you a favor

07:13Thanks for taking the D.O.G. over to your place, Cousin Bernie

07:20I can't believe it

07:22Les moules de Bargy m'ont sauvé mon propre appartement

07:28Que veux-tu que je lui dise?

07:30Salut, Herbie. Salut, Jenny

07:31Désolé, mais mon persnickety-dog m'a dit

07:33Je veux mon appartement

07:36Comme si

07:39C'est incroyable

07:41Je laisse mes cousins rester, je leur donne mon lit, je les cuisine, je leur fais le dîner

07:45Et qu'est-ce qu'ils font? Ils m'évacuent

07:47C'est à ta faute de faire peur aux chiens, Cornelio

07:50En plus, c'est seulement pour quelques jours, tu vas survivre

07:53Regarde, un postcard de John et Beth

07:56Ça a l'air d'être évité maintenant, Cornelio

07:58Mais un jour, tu vas m'en remercier

08:00Et mes cousins aussi

08:01Quand tu sors de ton persnickety-dog

08:09Quoi?

08:10Au fait, Bernie

08:12Qu'est-ce que John et Beth doivent dire?

08:14Que se passe-t-il?

08:16T'as oublié comment lire?

08:19Voyons

08:20Tout va bien, blablabla

08:22Le temps est bon, blablabla

08:23En plus, on reviendra dimanche

08:25Dimanche? C'est demain!

08:27Vite, Cornelio, tu dois nettoyer avant que John et Beth voient cette merde

08:31Bernie, c'est John et Beth qui doivent nettoyer l'appartement, pas toi

08:36Herbie et Jenny!

08:39Cousin Herbie, cousin Jenny, j'ai de la mauvaise nouvelle

08:43John et Beth reviendront une semaine plus tôt

08:46C'est bon, on va les recevoir

08:48Oh non, non, non

08:49Tu vois, tu dois partir

08:51Ah, Wallace

08:52On doit les remercier de nous laisser rester ici

08:55A demain, cousin Bernie

09:02Je suis un ennemi

09:03Je ne peux pas dormir

09:04Je ne peux pas manger

09:05John et Beth vont voir ce que mes cousins ont fait à leur endroit

09:08Je suis tellement en colère

09:10Qu'est-ce qu'on va faire, Cornelio?

09:16On va présenter vos cousins à mes maîtres, Bernie

09:20Un peu plus tôt, en fait

09:22Maintenant, écoutez attentivement

09:31Qu'est-ce qu'il y a? Est-ce qu'il est heureux de vous voir?

09:33John et Beth

09:35N'est-ce pas, Cornelio?

09:37Bonjour, maman

09:40John! Wow!

09:41C'est génial de te rencontrer

09:43Juste un peu de quelque chose pour montrer notre appréciation

09:46Vous avez un appartement parfait

09:48Le chien est un peu de rascal

09:51Mais au-delà de ça, nous avons passé un très bon moment

09:55Vous êtes très bienvenue

09:57Quand Bernie nous a demandé si vous pouviez rester

09:59Bien, bien sûr, nous avons dit oui

10:01De plus, il va nous rembourser

10:05Ok, bien, hé

10:07Vous allez manquer votre avion si vous deux ne vous dépêchez pas

10:09Dites au revoir à Martha et à Romeo

10:14Ok, au revoir

10:16À Martha et à Romeo

10:17Ah, bien, hé, hé

10:21Wow! Regardez le temps! 4 heures!

10:24Bon voyage! Au revoir!

10:26Au revoir!

10:32Vous nous vautez tellement

10:38Là!

10:40Ah, là!

10:41Spick and span!

10:42Je ne veux pas parler de persnickety, Bernie

10:45Mais je pense que vous avez oublié cette partie

10:48Très drôle!

10:49John et Beth seront là dans un instant

10:50Allez, Cornille!

10:51Un peu d'aide ici!

10:54Oh, vous allez gérer, Bernie

10:56Vous avez une semaine pour tout nettoyer

10:59Mais ils ont dit...

11:00Le postcard! John et Beth!

11:03Vous!

11:04Ah, j'ai dû récupérer mon appartement, Bernie

11:07Je n'avais pas d'autre choix

11:09Au moins vos cousins sont partis, n'est-ce pas, Bernie?

11:12Oh, Bernie

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