Corneil and Bernie Corneil and Bernie S02 E013 By A Whisker

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00:00🎵 Read and write 🎵

00:02🎵 and surf the net all of the day and all of the night 🎵

00:06🎵 Cornille, you can talk! 🎵

00:07🎵 and much more, Bernie, but keep it to yourself 🎵

00:10🎵 If you let the cat out of the bag, you'd be a celebrity! 🎵

00:13🎵 Then you'd wanna lead a dark life 🎵

00:15🎵 The secret's gotta stay with you and me! 🎵

00:17🎵 Watch my chops, shush! 🎵

00:19🎵 It's no joke, the dog is broke, he said, watch my chops 🎵

00:22🎵 They must never hear a word a talking dog... 🎵

00:26Pfff...

00:27How absurd.

00:30**silence**

00:32**bark**

00:36Ha ha ha, yeah!

00:39I don't care if it IS family!

00:41Uncle Rico can't make me get my hair cut!

00:43I'd rather sacrifice my best friend.

00:45Excuse me?!

00:48Cornille, old buddy, old pal!

00:50Say, you're looking downright shaggy I'd say.

00:54Uh...

00:55You think so?

00:56Absolutely!

00:57You need a trim.

01:00Hi Beth, don't you think it's time to have Corneal groomed?

01:10You're so right, Bernie. I'll make an appointment with Van Goose, his favorite dog groomer.

01:17Hey, I've got a better idea. My Aunt Gina just opened her own grooming parlor. I'll take Corneal to her.

01:24Well, Corneal is used to Van Goose. I don't know...

01:29Don't worry Beth, my Aunt Gina is the Quaffer Queen.

01:41Bernie, you really are the world's best dog sitter.

01:51Bernie, you know that I'm not in the least bit fussy about my appearance.

01:56But I somehow doubt that your Aunt Gina measures up to Van Goose's standards.

02:01Don't worry, Aunt Gina's got ten times the standards of, uh, what's-his-face.

02:05His name is Van Goose, and his manicures are divine. Can your aunt say the same?

02:12Aunt Gina? Sure!

02:16Hey, Bernie, weren't you going to see your Aunt Gina? You know the family has to stick together.

02:21The bodges for all and all for the bodges!

02:25Uh, as a matter of fact, Uncle Rico, I'm on my way there with Corneal.

02:34Bernie, how did your uncle know you were going to see your Aunt Gina?

02:38Well, uh, because, uh, she's my favorite aunt. Let's go!

02:44Mustn't be late for your grooming session.

02:47Aunt Gina's hair salon?

02:50Oh, Dad! Uh, well, Aunt Gina's giving up hairstyling and going into the dog grooming business.

02:55She's really amazing, you'll see!

03:09Bernie, my favorite nephew!

03:12Bernie, my favorite nephew!

03:23But look at your hair! We're giving that mop a good trim right now!

03:27No! Wait, Aunt Gina!

03:29We're here to get Corneal groomed.

03:32A dog?

03:35Yeah, remember you said you wanted to open a dog grooming shop?

03:38I did.

03:39Yeah, you said, this shop is going to the dogs.

03:41And since we bodges stick together, I brought you your first client.

03:46You know, Bernie, you're right. It's time for a change.

03:50Come back this evening and I'll give Corneal my first grooming session.

03:56Tomorrow, Gina will take care of your mop.

03:59How bad can it be? She's a grooming disaster!

04:03Bernie, I know you'd like to help your Aunt Gina, but for the last time...

04:08No!

04:10Look, Corneal, give it up! You're getting groomed by Aunt Gina.

04:14Because there's no way she's getting anywhere near my head!

04:18I mean, uh, oops.

04:20Wait a minute! You're sending me to be butchered by Aunt Gina instead of you?

04:27In a word, yes.

04:29Yes. Uncle Rico palmed it off on to me and now it's your turn.

04:34Bernie.

04:37Watch my chops!

04:39If your aunt so much as touches a hair of my coat, I will sue you and the whole bodges family!

05:00Go for it! I can see it now!

05:03Talking dogs whose dogs hit her family. Looks like you're stuck, old buddy.

05:09I'm sorry, Bernie, but he who laughs last, laughs longest.

05:15Hello!

05:22Bernie, it looks like we'll have to cancel with your Aunt Gina.

05:26No way!

05:31I mean, no way I can let Corneal suffer like this.

05:35I'll be right back.

05:41Here, hold this.

05:43See? You'll see, his temperature will go down.

05:46You're right, Bernie. How did you do it?

05:49An old family secret. Pure honey. It works every time.

05:52And after his grooming, he'll feel even better.

05:55What would we do without you, Bernie?

05:58Traitor.

06:00Bernie, are you sure you want to stay here?

06:03Yes, I'm sure.

06:05I'm sure.

06:07I'm sure.

06:09I'm sure.

06:11I'm sure.

06:12Traitor.

06:14Bernie, are you sure Corneal is all right?

06:18Yes, hello. Van Goose's Dog Grooming Parlor, please.

06:23Trust me, when you get back from your exhibition, you won't even recognize him.

06:29Yes, I'd like you to come right away. Perfect. Goodbye.

06:34Now to get rid of a certain dog-sitter.

06:37You know, Bernie, I've been thinking.

06:40All this fuss over a simple dog grooming.

06:43I feel ridiculous.

06:45I'm ready to go to Argentina's.

06:47That's the spirit, Corneal. You've finally come to your senses.

06:50Okay, let's go.

06:52Oh, wait.

06:54I can't go without my collar.

06:56I think I left it at your place this morning.

06:58Would you mind checking for me?

07:00Sure. Boy, oh boy.

07:02You're just lucky I'm such a nice guy.

07:05Bernie, what's this?

07:07I thought I told you to get a haircut at Gina's.

07:10Um, actually, Aunt Gina doesn't give haircuts anymore.

07:14She's starting a dog grooming business.

07:16And Corneal's going to be her first customer.

07:18Ah, poor little fella.

07:21You're going to have to get a haircut at Gina's.

07:24No, I'm not going to get a haircut at Gina's.

07:27I'm not going to get a haircut at Gina's.

07:29I'm not going to get a haircut at Gina's.

07:31I'm not going to get a haircut at Gina's.

07:34Well, at least he doesn't know what he's in for.

07:37Looks like you got lucky this time.

07:41Hello there, Von Goose. Come in.

07:44Sorry, but I'm on the phone.

07:46I'll send Corneal right out for his grooming.

07:49Man, the things a dog-seater has to do.

07:54Oh, dear. My little cupcake.

07:57Oh, dear. Oh, dear. You do need grooming.

08:00Never mind.

08:01You'll be lovely again in no time.

08:04How could he leave his stupid collar down here this morning?

08:07When he wasn't even here this morning!

08:10That dirty dog!

08:12My, my, my. You are in a hurry.

08:17So, you thought your little scheme would work, did you?

08:21Excuse me, young man.

08:24I am Theodore Marie Von Goose, dog groomer to the stars.

08:29I'm talking to the dog, not you.

08:32I'm going to file a complaint.

08:35Go on, then. With my dog, that will make two.

08:40Well, well. Foiled again.

08:42Look, Corneal, I know it's not fair,

08:44but Aunt Gina can shave you and dye you bright green.

08:46She's not touching my hair.

08:48Got it.

08:50Help! Police! I'm about to be shorn like a pitiful sheep.

08:52Good grief, Corneal.

08:54You think the police are going to get you out of this now?

08:56So, let me get this straight.

08:58You called the police to play a joke on your dog?

09:01Well, yeah. I mean, no.

09:04It was actually the dog who called you.

09:06I mean, I called you, but we're over it now.

09:09Aren't we, Corneal?

09:11Your jokes will cost you a lot, young man.

09:14I hope you can afford to joke with the police.

09:18Oh, dear me, Bernie.

09:20After paying your fine,

09:22I'm afraid you won't have any money left to pay for my grooming.

09:25Nice try, Corneal.

09:26But Aunt Gina's family,

09:28she'll do you for free.

09:31Bernie, I beg you, please.

09:33I'll do anything.

09:37End of the line. Everyone off.

09:41Here we are, Gina.

09:43Just like we promised.

09:45Like Uncle Rico says,

09:47we barges have to support one another.

09:49Yeah, right.

09:51First, Rico bails out on me,

09:53says I should give you a haircut instead.

09:54Now you show up with a dog?

09:56It'd be nice if we barges could finally just make up our minds.

10:00What's wrong with him?

10:02He looks sick.

10:04No, nothing like that.

10:06He's just upset.

10:15And now, the clip-ins.

10:25All right, Corneal, that's enough.

10:27I'll help you hold him, Aunt Gina.

10:29Here, go ahead.

10:31Stand back, Bernie. You never know what might...

10:50Bernie, are you coming?

10:52First tell me there's nobody out there.

11:00I'm ruined.

11:02With a haircut like this, my friends will make fun of me for weeks.

11:05Come on, Bernie.

11:07As you said, how bad could it be?

11:09Oh, and Bernie,

11:11Vongoose's shop is just down the street.

11:13Would you mind dropping me off for my manicure, please?

11:22DISCONNECTED

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