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00:00Round like tennis balls

00:02Well, I eat balls for breakfast

00:04I know my purpose is writing wrongs

00:06I'm the wrong writer

00:08But I don't need you to call me that

00:10I have special needs

00:12Just call me

00:16Snakehand, this sign

00:18It's some sort of sign

00:20Mayhaps this strange town

00:22Shall house my rebirthening

00:24And I'll finally find the sad soul

00:26I'm fate-destinated to salve

00:28The snake has just insulted Xavier

00:30Snakehand, you don't know your ass

00:32From your elbow

00:34The snake just said, but my ass is your elbow

00:38Each of my little pumpkins

00:40Gonna get a turn with mommy on the slide

00:42Starting with my

00:44Most favorite

00:52My God, what brand of monster

00:54Would abandon the childling

00:56Go on son, your brand new bike

00:58Is just behind that tree, go on

01:00Really?

01:02So long, weirdo

01:04Dad!

01:08Oh, hey!

01:10He was telling the truth

01:12Really, how cool

01:16If that kind of thing had actually happened to me

01:18I don't know what I'd do

01:20I'd save these poor kids

01:22Is what, what

01:24Where's my baby?

01:26My baby!

01:32Alright kids

01:34We can build our new life together

01:36Down this glorious hole

01:38Welcome home kids

01:40It doesn't look like much

01:42But these sewer walls were built with love

01:44You can taste it

01:46I'll have to be both mother

01:48And father to you kids

01:50Which means I'm gonna be doing

01:52Things to myself you're not gonna wanna see

01:54And one day, you're gonna walk in on me doing it

01:56The snake says

01:58Oh brother, the things he makes me rub

02:00Jets laugh

02:02Chief Master Guru, I found these abandoned birdlings

02:04Your rescue is noble

02:06Young one

02:08But now, you are to put them to the fire

02:10Allow them to be rebirthed

02:12Like the phoenix from the flame

02:14While you're doing that, I gotta grab a bite

02:16Me eat'em, eat'em

02:18Really?

02:20To the flame?

02:22Okay

02:26Your destiny is demise

02:28No!

02:32Kids, I swear

02:34I'm gonna love all of you

02:36And equally, I'll be dividing my love

02:38Into seven equal sections

02:40Or love quadrants

02:42Each quadrant will be worth 15 love units

02:44Represented by these small brass marbles

02:46You may use these marbles as currency amongst yourselves

02:48Collect 35 love units

02:50You can trade those in for a beach towel

02:52With my face on it

02:54Collect more than three towels

02:56What is that racket?

02:58Where are my babies?

03:00Keep it down lady

03:02We got families around here

03:04Have you seen my babies?

03:06I'm popping a peek at a smoking babe, right now

03:08I lost seven of my babies

03:10Tragic, I've got septuplets myself

03:12I don't know what I'd do if I lost them

03:14I'm a responsible parent

03:16You should try it sometime

03:18Where are my babies?

03:20The wails of a victim

03:22Almost as heartbreaking as the victim of a whale

03:24Sometimes I think you kids

03:26Are the only thing keeping me sane

03:28Now who wants lunch?

03:30Go on, young'uns

03:32Suckle at the teat of my good intentions

03:34Demang, I'm one nip short

03:36I'll take care of that

03:38Snakehand, what are you doing?

03:40You're right, it could have used some honey mustard

03:42Counters?

03:44Spit it out, you animal

03:48I'll get you to puke

03:50Okay, one time

03:52There was this really wrinkly old lady

03:54And she was really weird

03:58Snake says, you're just making me horny

04:00And she pulled a big scab from her face

04:02And she ate it

04:04Sick

04:06Listen

04:08You stay away from the rest of my kids

04:10Snake swears that he couldn't help himself

04:12And assures Xavier, his noble master

04:14That it won't happen again

04:16Well, it evens out the teat fight

04:18And I have to say, I feel the child's spirit

04:20Percolating in my veins

04:22Looking pretty buff too

04:24You know, losing that kid back there

04:26Has made me sympathize with that horny old lady

04:28Who lost seven

04:30You kids, stay put

04:34Those sick bastards

04:36Those sickos who stole your baby

04:38Left a ransom note

04:40But your friendly neighborhood wandering spirit master

04:42Is on the case

04:44They told me you weren't real

04:46They said you were a nightmare

04:48Not real, huh?

04:50Is this a nightmare?

04:52Where's your husband, the so-called father?

04:54He died during childbirth

04:56He would have wanted you to move on

04:58He craved your movement

05:00Now, try to remember where you were

05:02When you first decided to be a terrible parent

05:04And took your babies out of your sight

05:06The park

05:08This is from him, I sense it

05:10This sick bastard smells like my ass

05:14Smells exactly like my ass

05:16Luckily, my Lakota yogi

05:18Taught me the proud ways of the Injun tracker

05:20When you are tracking mighty buffalo

05:22You must become buffalo

05:28Become the kidnapper

05:30Be the criminal

05:32Bingo, the mind scrawl

05:34Of a madman

05:36My god

05:38He knows who I am

05:40He knows my every fantasy

05:42But I am hot on your trail, sicko

05:44You can feel my hot breath on your neck

05:46This is no longer a clue

05:48It's a game

05:50You may have just gotten checkmate

05:52But we're playing Chinese checkers

05:54And as my old friend Confucius say

05:56The hunter has become the hunter-ed

05:58The chaser has become the chost

06:00The tuna has had the franking privileges revoked

06:02It seems the portrait has painted the artist

06:04Sketching the reverser

06:06Who has become the reverse-ed

06:08But this time, the suffixed

06:10Will become the sufferer

06:12And it appears the baby killer

06:14Is about to kill a baby

06:16Which reminds me

06:18I gotta go feed my babies

06:22Yoo-hoo, daddy's home

06:24Who's hungry?

06:26I never thought you'd ask

06:28Snake hand, you promised

06:30Look, someone left you a world's greatest dad trophy

06:32Snake tricks

06:34Wow, really?

06:36Snake hand, get those babies out right now

06:38Give me back my sons

06:42Aha, got it

06:44Ooh

06:46Oh, my son

06:48And my other son

06:50I'm over it, I feel like a million love units

06:52What are they putting those things?

06:54I'm filled with a youthful spunk

06:56Gallons of it

06:58I just wanted to give you energy to help sniff out those poor missing babies

07:00Sniff out, eh?

07:02I brought bloodhounds

07:04We're gonna track down the napper

07:06We just gotta let them get the scent of your remaining baby

07:08Get the scent, boys

07:10This is what you're going for

07:12Got the scent?

07:14Now get them, boys

07:18Ma'am, someone stole our bloodhounds

07:20But we got the backup bloodhounds

07:22To chase the first-string bloodhounds

07:24Their scent took us here

07:26They were just here

07:28They ate my baby

07:30I knew we shouldn't have left you alone

07:32You're twisted

07:34And you have the gall to blame it on police dogs?

07:36Those dogs were decorated

07:38Look at this place

07:40What have you ever decorated?

07:42Hey, Sarge, we got the scent

07:44The backup bloodhounds have found the trail of the original first-tier bloodhounds

07:46My God, the dogs are going right into my hidden lair

07:48That means the baby napper must be in there now

07:50I've got him cornered

07:52And it looks like this time

07:54The coroner has become the cornholer

07:56I got you now

08:00He doesn't have me

08:02I got him trapped

08:04Listen, you're trapped

08:06Police! Who's in there?

08:08Is it a baby killer?

08:10Frutata, the cops are gonna think that these are the missing babies

08:12That I'm a kidnapper

08:14It's the perfect frame-up, the perfect crime

08:16A snake offered to get rid of the antics

08:18Damn it, you're right

08:20I'm gonna send an innocent man to jail

08:22Even if it is me

08:24Do what you gotta do

08:26I don't wanna look

08:28My baby

08:30You weirdo

08:32We don't cond to that behavior around these parts

08:34There goes that snake again

08:40It's beautiful, Sarge

08:42You found me, the ever-child

08:44Bask in the bliss energy

08:46Of my glorious love being

08:48The missing child you each seek to reconnect with

08:50Is still inside you all

08:52But you buried it

08:54You, Paul, when you were six

08:56And you killed that spider monkey

08:58With that claw hammer

09:00You really just squashed your heart with that hammer

09:02And that's why you became a dirty pig cop

09:04He's right

09:08And you, you'll have children again

09:10You just need to get some face work

09:12Maybe get your butt did

09:14He's so honest

09:16And you, that time you made out with your mom

09:18Book him, boys

09:20You're going away for a long time, bliss baby

09:24I forgive you

09:26You can put me to death

09:28But you can't put me to life

09:30For we are all brothers

09:32Brothers, brothers, brothers

09:34Just hit the switch, Rodney

09:36You weren't supposed to say my name

09:38I'm wearing the hood, you promised

09:40I gotta do everything around here

09:46Oh

10:16I was gone

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