Evil Con Carne Evil Con Carne S02 E04b Hector, King of the Britons

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04:00Pull, you muttonheads, pull!

04:02Load the catapults!

04:05Jennings, where's your codpiece?

04:08Everyone, drop what you're doing

04:10and show Jennings how to sport a codpiece.

04:23This is the discovery of the century.

04:25A neanderthal half-man, half-cow.

04:28I'm going to be rich!

04:33So, let's begin.

04:35What shall I make you do first?

04:37Wait a minute, you don't have this all worked out?

04:39Good grief, no. It's a work in progress.

04:41He does great impressions.

04:43Oh, really?

04:44Okay, do Huckleberry Hound fighting Mojo Jojo.

04:48Okay.

04:49Hey there, Mojo Jojo.

04:52You best cut out those evil shenanigans

04:55or I'm going to have to use my kung fu.

04:58You've handled your last, Huckleberry, Huckleberry.

05:02Now, no need to get all worked up.

05:05Now you feel my unadulterated wrath

05:08that I normally reserve for girls with fifty-five degree ellipse heads.

05:11Um, how about a little bit of Shakespeare, a bit of culture?

05:14Sing a bit from Hamlet, maybe, perhaps, while tap-dancing?

05:19Duggling, I don't know, wild man-eating boar?

05:23To be or not to be,

05:26I do not like green eggs or Hamlet, you see.

05:33That was pretty poor.

05:35Shall we move on to something else?

05:37Yeah, good idea.

05:40Now, let's see. Ah, I've got one. Try this.

05:43Dig a tunnel through to Paris.

05:45To Paris? Why?

05:47Well, because Jimmy Choo's just got these great pink stilettos

05:50he's come up with, and I love it.

05:52The ones with the orange straps?

05:53They're the ones.

05:54They'll go great with this dress, don't you think?

05:57Well, if I dig you this tunnel, then I will get Excalibur?

06:01Without a shadow of a doubt.

06:03On my word, as a lady, you shall have the sword.

06:13When the catapults are in place, these jerks will be sorry.

06:18Listen, pipsqueak.

06:20If I have to get off this cow, there's going to be trouble.

06:44Oh, I'm sorry, yes.

06:46The results are in, and I'm sorry, but you failed.

06:49What?

06:50You say cheats never prosper, and you cheated on every single test.

06:53And you used that overweight bear to do all your work for you.

06:56Boscoff! That's my body! I'm not a cheat!

07:00You're a cheat, it's been proved, man. Now off my lake.

07:03Hey, the chief's no cheat.

07:05I mean, he is not perfect by any means.

07:07Like this one time, I wanted to go antique store shopping,

07:10but instead he took me to a thrift store.

07:12And then I saw this little jewelry box for like $1.39,

07:16and I was like, do you want that for your birthday?

07:18Because it was my birthday that day, and I said, that would be nice.

07:20And then I see him haggling with the guy at the thing,

07:23and I'm like, what's he haggling about?

07:25Apparently there was this little paper that said 30% off knick-knacks,

07:29and the knick-knacks were only 30% off at the other store, not at that store.

07:33So he said, well, you know, I want 30% off $1.39.

07:36Who asked for a discount on that?

07:39Thank you so much for your help.

07:42Anyway, that's not your real body, is it?

07:45Well, it's not like you're all real either, lady.

07:48What are you inferring?

07:50Hey, if this shoe fits, you gonna do something about it?

07:54Well, perhaps I am.

07:56Um, right now!

07:58Bring it on!

07:59Okay, I'll bring it right over to you, you stupid, silly...

08:03How dare you?

08:05What were you inferring? You were inferring that I'm not real.

08:07You just...

08:13Now, Gastly, now!

08:21Get off!

08:22Oh, good grief! My nails, my nails!

08:26Oh no, you really should look into a moisturizer.

08:29It's the leg. It's not pH balanced.

08:32I'll take this.

08:35And now, to take over Britain!

08:41You can't arrest me! I'm General Scar!

08:44You have no authority over me whatsoever!

08:50I think we better put that one down to the hanging.

08:52One hanging.

08:55To the castle!

08:57Step aside!

08:59This is a carnivore!

09:01I'm with him!

09:05All of you, bow down before Hector Cancarne,

09:09wielder of Excalibur and King of the Britain!

09:14Hold still, Chief. I'm gonna hot glue it to your dome.

09:16Ah, well, there's a bit of a problem there, isn't there?

09:19You see, that's all well and good, but you see, we royals, we don't really rule anymore, you see?

09:25No, we're more figureheads, really.

09:28But you're quite welcome to have a cup of tea, Your Highness.

09:34To be continued...

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