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  • 6/19/2024
“I opened the fridge, took out two bananas, took the cycle and left.” When Diljit Dosanjh ran away from home because of a girl in his school.

Raj Shamani
Transcript
00:00I love myself like crazy.
00:02This English is perfect or no?
00:04Sardar Banda koi bhi jo turban baanta hai,
00:07wo hero thodi hota tha Punjab mein.
00:08Solo film aisi kisi ki aayi nahi,
00:10jo Sardar Banda hai.
00:11School mein ek ladki thi.
00:13Toh maine bola mereko yeh ladki pasand hai.
00:15Punjabi aa gaye ho yeh.
00:17Punjabi aa gaye ho yeh.
00:18Ho yeh.
00:19Ho yeh.
00:2311 saal mein aap thar se chale gaye the.
00:25Kahin bhaar kya story thi?
00:26Can you tell me that?
00:27Nee, main nahi chod ke gaya.
00:29Ghar wala me bhi.
00:31Usse pehle main ek bhaar bhaagne ki koshish ki thi.
00:33Ghar se?
00:34Kitne saal ke the?
00:35Kuch 7-8 saal pe.
00:37Kyun bhaagne ki koshish kari?
00:38School mein ek ladki thi.
00:41Uske wajah se bhaagne ki koshish nahi ki thi.
00:43School mein ek ladki thi.
00:44Toh humare jo school ke bade ladke the,
00:46toh wo aise sabse puch rahe the.
00:47Terekho kaunsi ladki pasand hai,
00:48terekho kaunsi ladki pasand hai.
00:49Aise hi.
00:50Toh maine bola mereko yeh ladki pasand hai.
00:53Toh usne bola haan theek tu usko bol,
00:55teri shaadi fir usse hogi.
00:57Toh hai theek hai done ho gaya.
00:58Toh maine usko aise bol diya ladki ko jaake,
01:00ki tumhari mere shaadi hogi.
01:02Toh usne madam ko bata diya.
01:05Toh madam boli,
01:07kal beta apne mummy daddy ko leke aaya.
01:09Toh mereko laga,
01:10ab duniya khatam.
01:11Ab tu gaya.
01:13Matlab is omar mein.
01:148-9 saal ke umar mein.
01:16Matlab 8-9 saal ke umar mein.
01:17Ab tu gaya ab.
01:18Ab life yahan pe khatam ho gaye beta.
01:20Toh maine fridge kholi,
01:21do kele nikaalein fridge se.
01:23Fruit nikaalain fridge se.
01:25Cycle liye,
01:26chala gaya.
01:27So tell me 2-3 things about your life.
01:30First is love life.
01:32I love myself bro.
01:34I love myself like crazy.
01:37This English is perfect or no?
01:39Perfect.
01:40I love myself like crazy.
01:41Main apne aapko bahot pyaar karta hoon.
01:43Toh mereko lagta hai,
01:44pehla pyaar toh main hi hoon mera.
01:46Mera pehla pyaar main hi hoon.
01:49Abko modern love aur old school love.
01:53Difference.
01:55Modern love or old school love?
01:57Old school love hota tha.
01:58Narrative hai bhi internet pe bahot zyada.
02:00Old school love tha.
02:01Aur shiddat wala pyaar.
02:02Ki ek hi insaan hai,
02:03aur ab decide kar liya maine.
02:05Modern love mein kya ab itne saare,
02:07har kisi ka apna ek tariqa hai.
02:10Jise list twist bana diye.
02:11Pehle hota tha doordarshan.
02:13Toh ek hi hota tha.
02:14Ab kitne channels hai.
02:15Toh obviously food change ho gaya,
02:17baatein change ho gaya,
02:18era change ho gaya.
02:19Toh obviously karte ja rahe hoon,
02:22school kabhi yeh acche lag raha hai,
02:23kabhi yeh acche lag rahi hai,
02:24kabhi yeh ho raha hai.
02:25Toh obviously.
02:29Ab har dekhe aise bolte hain,
02:30Punjabi aa gaye hoi,
02:31Punjabi aa gaye hoi.
02:34I've never heard you say anything else.
02:36Yeh mitti hai,
02:37mitti toh yeh Punjab ki hai.
02:38Toh obviously wo jo mitti hai,
02:40toh wo hi bhulegi phir.
02:41Aur Punjab kahan hai?
02:42India mein hi hai.
02:43Sardar banda koi bhi,
02:44jo turban baanta hai,
02:46wo hero chodi hota tha Punjab mein.
02:48Punjab mein bhi nahi tha.
02:49Really?
02:50Haan nahi.
02:51Solo film aise kisi ki aayi nahi,
02:52jo sardar banda hai.
02:53Woh bolte hai,
02:54ki nahi yaar,
02:55agar aap filmon mein aate hain,
02:56toh yeh pagdi,
02:57aap nahi baan sakte hain.
02:58Hmm.
03:00Toh main kaha hai,
03:01theek hai shayad hota hoga.
03:02Toh wo bhi wrong prove hua.
03:03Phir uske baad,
03:04koi Bollywood nahi jaata tha.
03:06Punjab se aise hissi tha,
03:07toh sardar banda mein,
03:08humne filme ki mere hain.

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