Corneil and Bernie Corneil and Bernie S02 E019 Who Said That

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00:00Reads and write

00:03And surf the net all of the day and all of the night

00:06Neil, you can talk!

00:08And much more, Bernie, but keep it to yourself

00:10If you let the cat out of the bag, you'd be a celebrity

00:14Do you wanna lead a dogfight?

00:16The secret's gonna stay with you and me

00:18Watch my chops, shush

00:20It's no joke and it's obvious what we said

00:22Watch my chops

00:23They must never hear a word

00:25That talking dog

00:27How absurd

00:49The new Cyber 9000 games console is here!

00:52And I finally saved enough money to get one!

00:55Ah! My money!

00:58Don't move!

00:59I've got it!

01:06No!

01:16You moved!

01:18I'm sorry, Bernie

01:20So sorry in fact

01:22That I'll do whatever it takes to earn back the money

01:25You? Get a job?

01:27This I've gotta see

01:32Poor Neil, sweetheart

01:34We'll be back late tonight

01:36You be a good boy for Bernie, okay?

01:39What on earth did I do with today's paper?

01:42Oh well

01:46Cook wanted

01:51Wanted theoretical astrophysics professor

01:58I got it, poor Neil

01:59I found a job for both of us

02:01We can pay for ten game consoles in a single night's work

02:04Oh, it's wonderful, Bernie

02:06What is it?

02:07It's a surprise

02:08Let's just say

02:10You'll be at a loss for words

02:15So, you're a ventriloquist, eh?

02:17That's right, Mr. Agent, sir

02:19But here's the twist

02:21I figure dummies

02:23Are strictly for dummies

02:25I make my dog talk

02:31Wait till you see our act

02:33You'll be speechless

02:35A one and a two and

02:42Thanks for nothing, kid

02:43Now quit wasting my time

02:45No, wait, I'm telling you

02:46He can talk

02:47I mean, I can make him talk

02:49Watch

02:50A one and a two and

02:52Ow!

02:53Bernie, what are you doing?

02:56Holy moly

02:57That's amazing

02:58I could swear that dog was really talking

03:02You're some ventriloquist, kid

03:04So, when do we start?

03:06What do you mean you're not gonna do it?

03:09You promised!

03:11Watch my jumps, Bernie!

03:15I never promised that I'd speak in public

03:19I am a dog

03:21A talking dog!

03:23Yes, a talking dog

03:25That's just the point

03:27Imagine if anyone ever found out

03:29I might not survive it

03:31But I can't survive without the Cyber 9000 console

03:37I gotta have it, Cornel!

03:41All right, all right

03:43I'll help you

03:44But Bernie, we've got to find some other way

03:51Green parrot lost in park

03:53Big reward

03:54Oh, yeah, right

03:56Talk about looking for a needle in a haystack

03:58Bernie, it's perfect

04:00This looks like a job for my natural hunting instinct

04:07Throwing peanuts around

04:09That's your hunting instinct?

04:11It's simple, Bernie

04:12Parrots can't resist peanuts

04:16Who can?

04:17Will you stop eating our bait?

04:20Thank you

04:21Now, get into position

04:33What? What's up with you?

04:40Catch him! Catch him!

04:52I got it!

04:53Got you, you filthy beast!

04:55Take that, dirty rat!

04:56And that! And that!

04:58Had enough yet, you evil animal?

05:02No!

05:09As far as I'm concerned, your game console flew away with that bird, Bernie

05:13Hey, it's not my fault

05:15Your plan was stupid

05:17I don't have stupid plans

05:19The plan was perfect

05:21Yeah, well, now I've got one

05:23Come on, we're gonna bring in a parrot

05:25You've got a plan?

05:33The Animal Rescue Center?

05:36Bye-bye, Sherlock

05:38Thank you

05:49Hi there

05:50I need a parrot

05:52Like, right away?

05:53Well, we've only got one

05:55Call Coco

05:56Oh, but it's pink

05:59Bye-bye, Sherlock

06:01Is that a problem?

06:05No, not at all, it's perfect

06:07I need to take it right now

06:15Bernie, you found it

06:17How did you know it would be at the animal shelter?

06:19Oh, well, it's simple

06:22With that many peanuts in it, a parrot could only fly as far as the animal shelter

06:27So I followed a hunch and there it was

06:31Hey, that took some brains to come up with, huh?

06:33Bernie, I have to admit, you really impress me sometimes

06:37Actually, this is the first time

06:39Yeah, well, just hold that thought

06:41We've got a big fat reward to collect

06:47Oh, dear, my glasses

06:53Oh, you found Polly

06:56My Polly

06:57Polly, woolly, want a cracky-whacky?

07:00Oh, dear, why won't the poor darling answer me?

07:03She's in too much shock to speak, ma'am

07:05I found the poor animal in a hay bale

07:07She'd been sucked up by a combine harvester

07:10How about the reward?

07:12Oh, of course, what was I thinking?

07:17Here

07:18Thank you so much, young man

07:20I can't thank you enough

07:23Not Polly! Not Polly!

07:31This isn't Polly

07:35Rotten little crook

07:37I ought to call the police

07:44Oh, Bernie, you painted a parrot?

07:47It's inhumane

07:50Inhumane? I'll tell you what's inhumane

07:54First, you lose my money

07:56Second, you lose the real parrot

07:59And thirdly, you blow the reward

08:01So...

08:03Nextly, now you're going to be my ventriloquist dummy

08:08Watch my chops, Bernie

08:12There is absolutely no way you will ever get me to speak in public

08:16Oh, yeah? Newsflash, you already did

08:19You spoke in front of that talent agent

08:21And then in front of the parrot lady

08:23You could talk any time and no one would know it

08:26You know why? Because no one can even imagine

08:28A talking dog! Watch!

08:33Sir, excuse me, you know what?

08:35My dog can talk

08:37Sure, kid, and I'm the Queen of England

08:41And I'm right, I'm right

08:43Come on, let's go

08:45Come on then, you

08:48So, no one can imagine a talking dog

08:51No one, of course, except someone like you, Bernie

08:54You can imagine it

08:56What if there's someone like you in the audience?

08:58Highly unlikely

09:00For the millionth time, Cornel, save your breath

09:03You're going to need it

09:04You're on in two minutes

09:06Don't let us down

09:07The show is completely sold out

09:09Listen, Cornel, I'm not going to let you down

09:11I'm not going to let you down

09:13I'm not going to let you down

09:15The show is completely sold out

09:17Listen, Cornel, you're a bug

09:19But between your secret and my game console, sorry

09:21There's no competition, come on

09:25All right, Bernie

09:26We'll go ahead with the ventriloquist act

09:28But with one slight modification

09:32And now, ladies and gentlemen

09:34A brand new act that will leave you speechless

09:38Could you please put your hands together

09:40For a talented young ventriloquist

09:42Bernie Burgess

09:46It's Bernie

09:47He's our dog sitter

09:49Thank you, thank you, thank you

09:51But if Bernie's up there

09:53Where's Cornel?

09:54Ladies and gentlemen

09:56I will now make this ordinary parrot

09:59Speak

10:00Say hello to our lovely audience, Coco

10:06My dear Bernie

10:07I assure you, I'm only here for the money

10:09Squawk, and so are you

10:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

10:14Very funny, Coco

10:15But may I remind you that I'm only here because of you

10:19So there

10:21Actually, Bernie

10:22May I remind you that I'm only here

10:24So that you can buy yourself a Simon 9000 game console

10:27Ah, ah, so ah, there

10:30All right, that's it

10:31May I remind you that I had the money

10:34And you let it slip away

10:35Just answer me that, Cornel

10:37I mean, Coco

10:41Welcome back, Coco

10:44What do you mean?

10:45Oh, my dear erroneous Bernie

10:55I'm not stupid, you know

10:56You said don't move

10:57And I haven't moved

10:58I'm not falling for that bit of business again

11:01I'm just an old parrot

11:02A very old talking parrot

11:12Ah

11:13You'll never wiggle your chops in this town again

11:16Shitty little landlubbers

11:17Ah, ah, ah

11:19Shiver me timbers

11:20Ah, ah, ah

11:21Crap features

11:23Oh, but Bernie

11:25There are miles and miles of train tracks down there

11:28Cornel, you're going down there

11:30And you're not coming up until you find my money

11:33Oh, but Bernie

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