2024 Australian Pinup Pageant runner-up, Evangeline Ruby performs at Chromefest 2024.

Watch: 2024 Australian Pinup Pageant runner-up Evangeline Ruby performs at Chromefest 2024.

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00:00We have Miss Evangeline Ruby today. Roll up, roll up, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, young and old.

00:08Miss Evangeline Ruby is the greatest showwoman. She will wow you with the greatest show Crowfest has ever seen.

00:14Miss Evangeline Ruby's dress every day like it's the 1950s, 365 days a year.

00:20This is her first Australian pin-up ever, but she's been pin-up now for two years and recently turned the fabulous 30.

00:28So get ready, the show's about to start.

00:42There's no business like show business, like no business I know.

00:50Everything about it is appealing, everything the traffic will allow.

00:57No way could you get that happy feeling when you are stealing that extra bow.

01:04There's no people like show people, they smile when they are low.

01:12Yesterday they told you you would not go far, that night you opened and there you are.

01:19Next day on your trending rule, they've hung a star, and so on with the show.

01:29You see the make-up, the props, the audience that lifts you when you're down.

01:36The headaches, the heartaches, the backaches, the flops, the sheriff who will scourge you out of town.

01:44There's no pain when your heart beats like a drum.

01:49There's no business like show business, like no business I know.

02:05You get worried before the show has started, that you'll pay down the line at dawn.

02:12And top of that, your partner has parted, you're broken-hearted, but you go on.

02:19There's no people like show people, they smile when they are low.

02:26Even when the turkey that you own will fall, you may be stranded out in the cold.

02:33Figure wouldn't change it, why not set the goal, let's go on with the show.

02:40Let's go on with the show.

02:51This is Angelina Lily Grimmie.