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Big Cat | Barstool Sports Advisors
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00:53All right, Monday Night Football,
00:54Giants and Steelers, Jersey, Jerry in the house.
00:58Yes, I'm going.
00:59Officially.
01:00Officially, yeah.
01:01When are you flying?
01:02Monday at 1151 American Airlines.
01:07Okay, so anyone who wants to go check that out,
01:10Jerry will be there.
01:12I should've said that.
01:13At O'Hare or Midway?
01:14O'Hare.
01:15Okay, O'Hare.
01:16We'll cut it though.
01:16Okay.
01:17We'll cut it.
01:18Yeah, we'll definitely cut it.
01:19We should.
01:20Talk to me about this game.
01:21But that's a threat on my life.
01:21They could call it a threat.
01:22Oh, Jerry has a...
01:25But this goes out after.
01:27Oh, great.
01:28We're good then.
01:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:30We're good.
01:30It would be a shame if Quiggs put it out
01:31really early in the morning.
01:34Jerry, you're Steelers.
01:36Six and a half point favorites.
01:37Russie.
01:38Yep, a lot of...
01:39Sussy for Russie.
01:40A lot of points.
01:41I will say this.
01:43If you were in that stadium,
01:44and after that first quarter,
01:46you were booing Russell Wilson,
01:48which they were,
01:50you're a pussy.
01:51And you're a pussy.
01:53And you're a pussy.
01:55Okay?
01:57Nobody has gotten more hate than this guy, okay?
01:59What he's gone through his whole career.
02:02He's been shit on at every single level.
02:04Why?
02:05Level, why?
02:06Because he's corny.
02:07He's not a bad father.
02:09He's a God-fearing man.
02:10He loves his wife.
02:11He doesn't cheat.
02:12He takes care of future's kids.
02:14That kid ain't even his kid.
02:15You know that, right?
02:17I love Russell Wilson.
02:18I would die for Russell Wilson.
02:20I would do anything.
02:21What do you think I should say to him if I see him?
02:24Should I wear the shirt or is it too much?
02:25Probably read the thing you wrote to him.
02:28I didn't, I didn't.
02:29That didn't say that.
02:29You wrote that.
02:30I didn't write that.
02:31You wrote that.
02:32No, I didn't.
02:33You wrote that.
02:34No, I didn't.
02:34You wrote that.
02:35It's Steelers all day.
02:36Read the thing you wrote to him.
02:37I didn't, I didn't.
02:38I don't have it.
02:39I didn't, I can't even spell those words.
02:39This is what Jerry wrote to Russell Wilson.
02:40I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin
02:41with Russell Wilson.
02:42We won't ever have sex,
02:43but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent
02:46as I stand in the kitchen window
02:47watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood,
02:49shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.
02:52I'll run upstairs and masturbate the entire time
02:54forcing myself to think of a woman
02:55while my thoughts drift back to Russell.
02:58I won't be able to climax
02:59and eventually I'll go back downstairs angry.
03:01Sometimes we'll look across the table
03:02and catch each other's eyes
03:03and the next second, anything is possible.
03:06But we both demand ourselves to go back
03:07to what we were doing.
03:09One day, one of us will die
03:10and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.
03:13Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive
03:16to his parted friend and commit suicide.
03:18Never able to deal with life
03:20without his one true platonic life.
03:22Jersey Jerry.
03:23I don't even know what platonic is.
03:25Spell it.
03:27P-L-A-T-O-N-I-C-E.
03:30I see.
03:31Platonic.
03:32He knows platonic.
03:33He knows platonic.
03:33I'm taking the Giants in this game.
03:35Wow, no way.
03:36Come on, Dan.
03:37Here's why.
03:38Tell me.
03:38I think the Steelers are gonna win this game,
03:39but that was a big win for the Steelers.
03:40That was a Mike Tomlin masterclass.
03:42Now he's a favorite of a six and a half points.
03:45He's never that big, you're right.
03:46It's never that big.
03:47I know.
03:48I know.
03:49I kind of want to take the under two,
03:49but I'm not going to.
03:50Actually, you know what?
03:51Scratch it.
03:52I'm not gonna take the Giants.
03:54George Pickens, anytime touchdown.
03:55Again?
03:56That's all he does is throw to George Pickens.
03:58Fair, I like it.
03:59George Pickens has been unlocked.
04:00George Pickens, anytime touchdown.
04:01Love it.
04:02Barstool Sports Advisors,
04:03thank you everyone for watching.
04:04We will see you next Friday, 7 p.m. Eastern, 6 Central.
04:15We will see you next Friday, 6 Central.
04:45We will see you next Friday, 6 Central.

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