Barstool Sports Advisors Week 8 MNF

Barstool Sports

10/28/2024

Big Cat | Barstool Sports Advisors

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00:53All right, Monday Night Football,

00:54Giants and Steelers, Jersey, Jerry in the house.

00:58Yes, I'm going.

00:59Officially.

01:00Officially, yeah.

01:01When are you flying?

01:02Monday at 1151 American Airlines.

01:07Okay, so anyone who wants to go check that out,

01:10Jerry will be there.

01:12I should've said that.

01:13At O'Hare or Midway?

01:14O'Hare.

01:15Okay, O'Hare.

01:16We'll cut it though.

01:16Okay.

01:17We'll cut it.

01:18Yeah, we'll definitely cut it.

01:19We should.

01:20Talk to me about this game.

01:21But that's a threat on my life.

01:21They could call it a threat.

01:22Oh, Jerry has a...

01:25But this goes out after.

01:27Oh, great.

01:28We're good then.

01:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:30We're good.

01:30It would be a shame if Quiggs put it out

01:31really early in the morning.

01:34Jerry, you're Steelers.

01:36Six and a half point favorites.

01:37Russie.

01:38Yep, a lot of...

01:39Sussy for Russie.

01:40A lot of points.

01:41I will say this.

01:43If you were in that stadium,

01:44and after that first quarter,

01:46you were booing Russell Wilson,

01:48which they were,

01:50you're a pussy.

01:51And you're a pussy.

01:53And you're a pussy.

01:55Okay?

01:57Nobody has gotten more hate than this guy, okay?

01:59What he's gone through his whole career.

02:02He's been shit on at every single level.

02:04Why?

02:05Level, why?

02:06Because he's corny.

02:07He's not a bad father.

02:09He's a God-fearing man.

02:10He loves his wife.

02:11He doesn't cheat.

02:12He takes care of future's kids.

02:14That kid ain't even his kid.

02:15You know that, right?

02:17I love Russell Wilson.

02:18I would die for Russell Wilson.

02:20I would do anything.

02:21What do you think I should say to him if I see him?

02:24Should I wear the shirt or is it too much?

02:25Probably read the thing you wrote to him.

02:28I didn't, I didn't.

02:29That didn't say that.

02:29You wrote that.

02:30I didn't write that.

02:31You wrote that.

02:32No, I didn't.

02:33You wrote that.

02:34No, I didn't.

02:34You wrote that.

02:35It's Steelers all day.

02:36Read the thing you wrote to him.

02:37I didn't, I didn't.

02:38I don't have it.

02:39I didn't, I can't even spell those words.

02:39This is what Jerry wrote to Russell Wilson.

02:40I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin

02:41with Russell Wilson.

02:42We won't ever have sex,

02:43but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent

02:46as I stand in the kitchen window

02:47watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood,

02:49shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.

02:52I'll run upstairs and masturbate the entire time

02:54forcing myself to think of a woman

02:55while my thoughts drift back to Russell.

02:58I won't be able to climax

02:59and eventually I'll go back downstairs angry.

03:01Sometimes we'll look across the table

03:02and catch each other's eyes

03:03and the next second, anything is possible.

03:06But we both demand ourselves to go back

03:07to what we were doing.

03:09One day, one of us will die

03:10and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.

03:13Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive

03:16to his parted friend and commit suicide.

03:18Never able to deal with life

03:20without his one true platonic life.

03:22Jersey Jerry.

03:23I don't even know what platonic is.

03:25Spell it.

03:27P-L-A-T-O-N-I-C-E.

03:30I see.

03:31Platonic.

03:32He knows platonic.

03:33He knows platonic.

03:33I'm taking the Giants in this game.

03:35Wow, no way.

03:36Come on, Dan.

03:37Here's why.

03:38Tell me.

03:38I think the Steelers are gonna win this game,

03:39but that was a big win for the Steelers.

03:40That was a Mike Tomlin masterclass.

03:42Now he's a favorite of a six and a half points.

03:45He's never that big, you're right.

03:46It's never that big.

03:47I know.

03:48I know.

03:49I kind of want to take the under two,

03:49but I'm not going to.

03:50Actually, you know what?

03:51Scratch it.

03:52I'm not gonna take the Giants.

03:54George Pickens, anytime touchdown.

03:55Again?

03:56That's all he does is throw to George Pickens.

03:58Fair, I like it.

03:59George Pickens has been unlocked.

04:00George Pickens, anytime touchdown.

04:01Love it.

04:02Barstool Sports Advisors,

04:03thank you everyone for watching.

04:04We will see you next Friday, 7 p.m. Eastern, 6 Central.

04:15We will see you next Friday, 6 Central.

04:45We will see you next Friday, 6 Central.

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