Barstool Sports Advisors MNF Week 2

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00:00Barstool Sports Advisors, a Monday night football, Falcons at Eagles. Eagles are

00:06minus six and a half. I have the winner for you. I have, I see into the future.

00:12Well, I see into the future. I have the winner. It's Eagles minus six and a half.

00:16Two units. Wow. Yeah. Listen, Kirk Cousins is a fine quarterback. Kirk Cousins looks

00:23old right now. His Achilles, we got two guys who can't really move in the pocket.

00:27Aaron Rodgers and Kirk Cousins, they both had Achilles injuries. It's gonna take a

00:30while for him to get okay. I think the Eagles rout him. Okay. Hear me out though.

00:35Okay. Was it the Steelers defense that made him look like that? No, I think he's gonna look

00:41rough in September. Okay. I think he's gonna look bad in September. I think the

00:45Eagles are gonna win. That's a two-unit play. Can I take a play that's not on

00:49this sheet? Sure, of course. I'm gonna take the Eagles solo over. Solo over. That

00:55team total. Team total. Team total. Eagles over. Yes. You like that? No. Okay.

01:01But I'm gonna take it. Okay. So he likes it, but he's not, he doesn't like it, but he's

01:05gonna take it. I'm gonna take it because I just feel like the Falcons defense was

01:10actually pretty, scrap it. Scrap it. Scrap it. No, they weren't pretty good. They,

01:14they, you guys just don't have an offense. But they scored, you guys scored. They

01:21stopped us in the red zone. Right, because your offense stinks. Stick with

01:25the team total. Okay, there it is. Stick with the team total. Think about it. Eagles could score in the

01:28red zone. Two of those six field goals become touchdowns and you get your own.

01:31Exactly, yeah. Give me this team total over. Okay. Because Saquon is gonna do what

01:35everyone wants. Saquon is just everywhere. He'll do what he wants. Yeah, Saquon is, he's a

01:39beast. He is. He's a beast. I feel bad for Giants fans. Played blackjack with Saquon.

01:43He did? In Vegas. Love that. For a second there, there was a brief second where I

01:48was Saquon's lucky charm. Did you tell him to hit or not hit? He was just like, stay

01:53where you are. Things are going well. Oh, okay. Yeah, but then it went real bad.

01:58Real bad. It always goes fast. Turns out I wasn't Saquon's lucky charm. But we tried. We love Saquon.

02:04We love Saquon. And you know who else we love? Who? Ken. Ken. We love Ken. Who? Your, your,

02:08your sugar daddy? My, used to be sugar daddy. He's not your sugar daddy anymore? Well, we don't live in the

02:13same state anymore. But does he send you money? He sends you a little allowance? He sends me gifts. Yeah, for, for

02:18pictures? Nike gifts. Yeah, for pictures. Do you send him pictures of you wearing the shoes? No, no, no,

02:23no. He just says how they fit. You know what I mean? Shout out Ken. And shout out Danny Boy. Yes. Danny Boy's

02:28our guy. Danny Boy Hustle Hard. Okay. Monday Night Football. Be advised.