Barstool Sports Advisors Week 5 TNF Edition

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00:45 This game fucking stinks.

00:47 The Bears are the worst team in football.

00:50 Yes.

00:51 Bears plus five and a half at commanders over under 44 and a half.

00:57 Matt Eberflus is probably going to get fired after this game.

00:59 That's the word on the street.

01:00 If they lose.

01:01 If they-- Jerry, he's lost 14 straight games.

01:04 If they lose.

01:05 Do you know how hard it is to lose 14 straight games?

01:06 He hasn't hit a year straight yet, though.

01:07 Do you know how hard it is to hit 14 straight games losing them?

01:10 25 points or more in every single game he's given up.

01:13 He's a defensive head coach.

01:15 The guy stinks.

01:18 He does.

01:20 But can I say something?

01:22 Please.

01:23 The floor is yours, Gerard.

01:24 He does stink.

01:25 The Bears do stink.

01:27 But I'll tell you all two stinks, and that's the commanders.

01:30 Their defense is decent.

01:31 They're pretty good.

01:32 But other than that, they're really not that great.

01:34 I disagree.

01:35 Sam Howell's good.

01:36 Nah, he's okay.

01:37 He's okay.

01:38 I think Justin Field-- I would take Justin Fields over him.

01:40 I would.

01:41 I would take him over Howell.

01:43 I really would.

01:44 I think you're going to see a different Bears team come out.

01:47 I really do.

01:48 This Thursday, you're going to see them take the field,

01:50 and you're going to say to yourself, "Wow, that's a different team."

01:54 They look different.

01:56 They're worse?

01:57 No, they're better.

01:59 I can see them coming out looking worse than we expected.

02:01 No, they're going to be better.

02:03 They're all in the media, the coaching, Chase Claypool.

02:07 I think the Bears have a chance to not only cover the spread--

02:10 Shock the world?

02:11 I think they can shock the world and win this game.

02:13 Shock the world?

02:14 Yes.

02:15 This is like a 16 seed versus a 1 seed.

02:16 This is USA/Russia 1980.

02:18 FDU.

02:19 No one expects the Bears to win this game.

02:20 Yes, nobody.

02:21 If the Bears somehow win this game, it's the most embarrassing loss

02:23 for the Commanders in history.

02:25 100%.

02:26 Without a doubt.

02:27 100%.

02:28 And if the Bears lose the game--

02:29 It is what it is.

02:30 It is what it is.

02:31 We expected that.

02:32 I like the Bears this week.

02:33 I do.

02:34 I would even sprinkle Moneyline this game.

02:36 I would.

02:37 I would.

02:38 Trust me.

02:39 So you're going to be on the stream with us, Moneyline?

02:40 I'll ride Moneyline, but for the show's sake, I'm taking the points.

02:43 Okay.

02:44 I can't--I can't bet the Bears now with your money, okay?

02:49 Yeah.

02:50 Because the units would be too small and it wouldn't get me excited.

02:52 Yeah, true.

02:53 I can't bet the Bears with Stu's money.

02:54 True.

02:55 Because Stu doesn't gamble.

02:56 He just advises.

02:57 Yeah, he's an advisor.

02:58 I can't bet the Bears with anyone's money.

03:00 The Bears stink.

03:01 The season is over.

03:03 Here's what you can do, though.

03:05 Did you hear that stat I gave you?

03:06 14 straight games, the Bears defense has given up 25 or more.

03:10 It's an over.

03:11 They're also 4-0 on the season in overs.

03:13 It's an over.

03:14 You bet the over and you don't even think about it.

03:16 I know it's a Thursday night game.

03:18 I know all these kinds of things.

03:19 Justin Fields has been playing better as of one game.

03:22 Mark that.

03:23 One game.

03:24 One game better streak.

03:26 The over is the play.

03:27 Okay.

03:28 The over is the play.

03:29 This is going to be an easy over.

03:30 Yep.

03:31 Stu, what are you looking at me for?

03:33 I'm just admiring the brilliance of both of you.

03:36 Oh, thank you.

03:37 I appreciate that, Stu.

03:38 That was brilliant.

03:39 Shout out me!

03:40 I know I wasn't supposed to be in this segment,

03:42 but I'm shouting myself out because I love myself.

03:45 That was an incredible -- that was passionate.

03:47 I felt passionate about everything that happened here.

03:50 Do you feel good?

03:51 I need a cigarette after this.

03:52 In the fucking world.

03:53 I need a cigarette after this.

03:54 I love you more than anyone.

03:55 Lucy.

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03:58 Goddamn.

03:59 That felt good, didn't it?

04:00 Did you feel the passion?

04:01 I did.

04:02 I did.

04:03 I slapped the ground.

04:04 I feel so bad for this Bears.

04:05 No, they stink.

04:06 They stink.

04:07 I feel bad, though.

04:08 But you know what?

04:09 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:10 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:11 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:12 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:13 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:14 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:15 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:16 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:17 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:18 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:19 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:20 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:21 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:22 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:23 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:24 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:25 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:26 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:27 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:28 I'm gonna go with the first pick.

04:30 Caleb Robinson?

04:31 What's his name?

04:32 Caleb Robinson?

04:33 Yeah.

04:34 The quarterback of USC.

04:35 USC.

04:36 You got this, Jerry.

04:37 He's the quarterback.

04:38 Yeah.

04:39 I don't know his last-- whatever.

04:40 It's not-- what is it?

04:41 It's not Robinson.

04:42 What is it?

04:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:45 I thought it was Robinson.

04:46 I could be wrong.

04:47 Come on.

04:48 Help me.

04:49 No, you got this.

04:50 We're not ending this until you get it.

04:51 Robinson.

04:53 This is wrong, but Jones?

04:54 Nope.

04:56 Don't give him--

04:58 Robinson, Jones, Marshall?

05:01 No.

05:03 No.

05:04 Starts with a W.

05:05 Keep going.

05:06 Starts with a W?

05:07 Yeah.

05:08 Don't give him help.

05:09 Come on.

05:10 You got this.

05:11 W.

05:12 Caleb.

05:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]

05:16 Come on.

05:17 Come on.

05:18 W, last name.

05:19 Yeah, give him a W, last name.

05:20 It could also be a first name.

05:22 William?

05:23 Williams?

05:24 Yeah.

05:25 Williams.

05:26 Caleb Williams.

05:27 That's it.

05:28 [APPLAUSE]

05:29 All right, be advised.

05:30 Tune in Friday night, 6 Central, 7 Eastern, new "Barcelona Sports

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05:36 Be advised.

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