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Barstool Sports Advisors Week 5 TNF Edition
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10/5/2023
Big Cat | Barstool Sports Advisors
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Marshall Sports Advisors Thursday night football presented by Lucy.
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Lucy, shout out Lucy.
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This game fucking stinks.
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The Bears are the worst team in football.
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Yes.
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Bears plus five and a half at commanders over under 44 and a half.
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Matt Eberflus is probably going to get fired after this game.
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That's the word on the street.
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If they lose.
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If they-- Jerry, he's lost 14 straight games.
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If they lose.
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Do you know how hard it is to lose 14 straight games?
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He hasn't hit a year straight yet, though.
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Do you know how hard it is to hit 14 straight games losing them?
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25 points or more in every single game he's given up.
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He's a defensive head coach.
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The guy stinks.
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He does.
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But can I say something?
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Please.
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The floor is yours, Gerard.
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He does stink.
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The Bears do stink.
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But I'll tell you all two stinks, and that's the commanders.
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Their defense is decent.
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They're pretty good.
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But other than that, they're really not that great.
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I disagree.
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Sam Howell's good.
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Nah, he's okay.
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He's okay.
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I think Justin Field-- I would take Justin Fields over him.
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I would.
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I would take him over Howell.
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I really would.
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I think you're going to see a different Bears team come out.
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I really do.
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This Thursday, you're going to see them take the field,
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and you're going to say to yourself, "Wow, that's a different team."
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They look different.
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They're worse?
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No, they're better.
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I can see them coming out looking worse than we expected.
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No, they're going to be better.
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They're all in the media, the coaching, Chase Claypool.
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I think the Bears have a chance to not only cover the spread--
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Shock the world?
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I think they can shock the world and win this game.
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Shock the world?
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Yes.
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This is like a 16 seed versus a 1 seed.
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This is USA/Russia 1980.
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FDU.
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No one expects the Bears to win this game.
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Yes, nobody.
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If the Bears somehow win this game, it's the most embarrassing loss
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for the Commanders in history.
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100%.
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Without a doubt.
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100%.
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And if the Bears lose the game--
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It is what it is.
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It is what it is.
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We expected that.
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I like the Bears this week.
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I do.
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I would even sprinkle Moneyline this game.
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I would.
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I would.
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Trust me.
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So you're going to be on the stream with us, Moneyline?
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I'll ride Moneyline, but for the show's sake, I'm taking the points.
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Okay.
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I can't--I can't bet the Bears now with your money, okay?
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Yeah.
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Because the units would be too small and it wouldn't get me excited.
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Yeah, true.
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I can't bet the Bears with Stu's money.
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True.
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Because Stu doesn't gamble.
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He just advises.
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Yeah, he's an advisor.
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I can't bet the Bears with anyone's money.
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The Bears stink.
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The season is over.
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Here's what you can do, though.
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Did you hear that stat I gave you?
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14 straight games, the Bears defense has given up 25 or more.
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It's an over.
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They're also 4-0 on the season in overs.
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It's an over.
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You bet the over and you don't even think about it.
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I know it's a Thursday night game.
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I know all these kinds of things.
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Justin Fields has been playing better as of one game.
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Mark that.
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One game.
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One game better streak.
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The over is the play.
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Okay.
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The over is the play.
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This is going to be an easy over.
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Yep.
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Stu, what are you looking at me for?
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I'm just admiring the brilliance of both of you.
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Oh, thank you.
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I appreciate that, Stu.
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That was brilliant.
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Shout out me!
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I know I wasn't supposed to be in this segment,
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but I'm shouting myself out because I love myself.
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That was an incredible -- that was passionate.
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I felt passionate about everything that happened here.
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Do you feel good?
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I need a cigarette after this.
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In the fucking world.
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I need a cigarette after this.
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I love you more than anyone.
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Lucy.
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Give me a Lucy.
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Give me a Lucy.
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Goddamn.
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That felt good, didn't it?
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Did you feel the passion?
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I did.
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I did.
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I slapped the ground.
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I feel so bad for this Bears.
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No, they stink.
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They stink.
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I feel bad, though.
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But you know what?
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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I'm gonna go with the first pick.
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Caleb Robinson?
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What's his name?
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Caleb Robinson?
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Yeah.
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The quarterback of USC.
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USC.
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You got this, Jerry.
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He's the quarterback.
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Yeah.
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I don't know his last-- whatever.
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It's not-- what is it?
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It's not Robinson.
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What is it?
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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I thought it was Robinson.
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I could be wrong.
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Come on.
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Help me.
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No, you got this.
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We're not ending this until you get it.
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Robinson.
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This is wrong, but Jones?
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Nope.
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Don't give him--
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Robinson, Jones, Marshall?
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No.
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No.
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Starts with a W.
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Keep going.
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Starts with a W?
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Yeah.
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Don't give him help.
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Come on.
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You got this.
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W.
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Caleb.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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W, last name.
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Yeah, give him a W, last name.
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It could also be a first name.
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William?
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Williams?
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Yeah.
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Williams.
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Caleb Williams.
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That's it.
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[APPLAUSE]
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All right, be advised.
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Tune in Friday night, 6 Central, 7 Eastern, new "Barcelona Sports
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Advisors."
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Be advised.
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