Derbyshire care home residents with combined age of 948 star in hilarious comedy ‘Western’ film - video Dailymotion

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Derbyshire care home residents with a combined age of 948 have created a hilarious comedy ‘Western’ featuring shoot-out scenes and references to Yorkshire puddings.

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00:00Hello, I didn't know you were there.

00:26I want to tell you a story about my great great grandad.

00:35He was a famous outlaw from Otley in West Yorkshire and he used to rob from the rich

00:45and give it to the poor.

00:47The story begins on Hillclimb Wharf just west of Otley.

01:04Oh my darling, oh my darling, it's climbing time, da da da da da.

01:31Right, this is a robbery, you're trying for your life.

01:41You are making a huge mistake.

01:44Shut up and give me the loose.

01:47Do you know who this belongs to?

01:50No, who?

01:52It belongs to the king.

01:54I said pipe down.

01:56You're going to get into a lot of trouble.

02:00Well it belongs to me now.

02:02Millie, pack up the tribe.

02:09Then where do I go?

02:12Up a tree.

02:14Up a tree?

02:16It's barren out here, I can't see any trees.

02:21Get in that bush then.

02:23That bush?

02:25Yes, it's Tursite.

02:27They don't call it an ambush for nothing.

02:30But it's a bramble bush.

02:33Stop minding and get yourself in there.

02:36Right, I'll call attention to myself and nothing will be long.

02:40Soon, there's someone coming.

02:46Stop, stop, in the name of the king.

02:49Hello, what's that up to?

02:53I'm transporting these Yorkshire puddings to the king.

02:57My cart has broken down.

02:59Are you with the airy?

03:01No, where they are I see.

03:04What's that stand for?

03:06Rob all carts.

03:09Hand over the loose.

03:11I haven't got the loose, I've only got this ukulele.

03:16Where hast thou been since I saw thee?

03:20On hill Clemo Bartat.

03:26Where hast thou been since I saw thee?

03:30I saw thee.

03:31Where hast thou been since I saw thee?

03:34I saw thee.

03:35On hill Clemo Bartat.

03:38On hill Clemo Bartat.

03:41On hill Clemo Bartat.

03:48Ey up, here comes the pastor.

03:52Why, I wonder what they want?

04:01Hello pastor, what can we do for thee?

04:04You're not blinking while singing your hymn are you?

04:10No, I'm here because I need your help.

04:13If it's about the tribe, I'm afraid it's been difficult to get hold of recently.

04:18They've doubled the guards on the wagons.

04:22No, it's the sheriff is up to the Yorkshire pudding tax.

04:26You what?

04:28What are you having with the onion gravy?

04:31Oatcakes.

04:32What?

04:34Good God.

04:37We'll have to come and sort it out.

04:40God bless you Robin.

04:44Right.

04:48Now this is a plan.

04:50Yeah.

04:54Stick it up your jumper.

04:56Right, Lord help us.

05:00Let's see about it.

05:18Did you see that?

05:20They shot at us.

05:22Alright, if they want a fight, I'll give them one.

Derbyshire care home residents with combined age of 948 star in hilarious comedy ‘Western’ film

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