SMASHING STORYBOOK RHYMES!!!

Sesame Street Movie.

10/10/2024

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00:00Alright, good afternoon everyone. This time what we got for the chopping block is a Fisher-Price

00:08Storybook Rhymes toy

00:11Now I do

00:13Apologize if I didn't if I haven't been posting any

00:18Frequent videos on here just because I've been staying here at my dad's place once more

00:24and

00:26all that kind of stuff, but

00:28I've been waiting for this to get in the mail for quite some time and I got this

00:37Idea requested by some youtuber. I forget the name of at the moment

00:41I can't think off the top of my head or just wrap my brain around who the person

00:47That gave me this request

00:49But yeah

00:51either than that

00:53Let's get started with the toy. So I'm gonna be demoing

00:57The

00:59product at first and then we'll get right to

01:02The destruction path like I don't think I'll like I don't think I have anything clever to say at the moment

01:09So this is kind of the best

01:10I'm working with yeah, let's up. Let's power this on see if it works. I

01:17Don't want to learn nursery rhymes

01:21And there's a volume switch on here

01:23This is the lowest setting here, this is off and the rest is louder

01:31Yeah, that's about it

01:34I'm just the stupid

01:36nose lights up

01:38Yeah, we got some options on here. You got one two, three ABC and

01:45colors

01:47but who cares of that like most people would ask hey, why are you

01:53Why do you have this?

01:54Baby's toy here. Well, I'm not here just to collect it. I'm here to send it back to the depths of hell

02:03apparently

02:04But yeah

02:06Here I am

02:08Still 17 a senior and single

02:12Doing these kind of videos for your viewing pleasure

02:15Let's go. Let's open the first page here

02:23I gotta try that again. Thanks a lot stupid toy

02:32How do you like that

02:35Just knocked it in my mouth and for some reason the toy won't even shut up when you close the page for some reason

02:42Let me try that again. I

02:45Don't want to learn a new nursery rhymes

02:53I

03:04Let me turn this down any who

03:08You may notice this is actually a used toy just because of the scribbles on here

03:13But that doesn't really matter. I mean, it's just scribbles right over here

03:17But other than that, it works real good

03:20It's just your straightforward

03:23nursery rhymes

03:25well

03:27Yeah to the tune of some music and all that kind of crap

03:31Yeah, I haven't tested these buttons out yet. So see how they work

03:38Okay, you already said that like the first few hundred times

03:44Okay

03:51Is

03:53That it why not one

03:57monkey or one bird

04:00Why can't you count the rest for some reason? I

04:05mean really

04:09Okay, I get it

04:15Well still you can

04:18Turn the page and you know, it'll make it say something different

04:22But I mean they should really update the toy to make it say everything on here

04:28like including a

04:30besides one lion the one monkey option and the one bird option rather than just

04:37jumping ahead Oh

04:39Bob Saget, I just pressed the nose

04:44Okay, so apparently if you press the nose

04:47You can jump from one page to another

04:52In case you get bored

04:58Sorry for the piss poor Santa photography

05:02But I'm just trying to get a good shot here. I don't know. Maybe I'm just messing her this around for fun

05:09Let's check out the colors

05:11I

05:17Want it doesn't even count the other animals are you freaking kidding me?

05:22Like why not have a freaking or an orange monkey a purple bird

05:29Just say something else other than just these two simple colors

05:35Like oh, I mean really like why can't they just update the toy just to do all those features?

05:42But you know what that's just the way things are unfortunately

05:54You think it's a dream, you know, I think it sucks just like my life

06:12I

06:13Remember that song kids one two buckle my shoe. Yeah, we had to learn that in elementary school

06:19I don't need to relearn all this basic crap like the same old material. We've been learning in

06:26grade school we now learn in

06:29Middle and high school for some reason in case we don't even remember, you know, I remember all my crap now

06:36So used to

06:38elementary or

06:40fundamental

06:42subjects

06:45Yeah, I'm still glad I did learn all that fundamental crap back then and you know just recapping it

06:51Present day. I'm just thinking wow. I learned something new. All right, I

06:57Don't think I'll be learning anything with this toy. All right

07:06Skip you

07:10It's weird how I press the button the first time I didn't even skip hickory-dickory dock

07:23That's about it really

07:28What the frick I just closed the book and it it still keeps talking for some reason

07:34Even though it's not on that exact page like it just it talks literally outside the book

07:40Oh

07:43You're gonna die

07:48Did it turn louder

07:56Okay, apparently I just made this toy louder

08:00We're gonna take this out

08:06Okay, apparently this thing can shut up like I don't know why I could the first couple times

08:15Goodbye

08:29Oh

08:42Come on I was just learning new nursery rhymes from you just because of the way you were singing

08:59I'm learning all right

09:23I'm learning new nursery rhymes

09:29Oh

09:48I just distorted the speaker now

09:50Oh

10:13You hearing this

10:20Uh-oh, it's turning into the devil. All right

10:27What did I just do

10:51Come on come on. I want to learn some new nursery rhymes

11:02Did I just die on me

11:16Come on

11:18Let's get to it I know that you can do it

11:41Well that just escalated quickly

11:44Pretty much it's dead. So I'm gonna give this a little diving lesson right out the window

11:52in other words

11:54Let the bodies hit the floor

12:04Okay, let's see what happened

12:07Nothing really

12:09Except by the fact I just pounded the back

12:12You know just get the speaker and all that, but you know

12:15this toy is still not turning on so

12:19Back to the chopping block for some reason. I can't even destroy it. So I

12:24Guess we'll have to go with a plan B

12:28Yep, that's right

12:30I'm gonna dismember it with a screwdriver. So

12:36Yeah, this might take some time. But here I'll fast-forward it for you

12:42There we go

12:45Just sped up time

12:48Yeah, here we go. So I unscrewed just about the whole toy

12:54Get this out

12:56Yeah, this is just the best I could do to destroy the toy

13:02I've also managed to crack open the head and I've also managed to locate the speaker which has been destroyed

13:11So it's right in here. Oh

13:15It's magnetic probably all speakers are and this is it right here

13:22And you can see the circuits in there and of course the little button that's used to push on it

13:30Yeah, this is just really about it

13:45Decapitated

13:59Oh

14:15I'm done with this

14:22All right

14:25Stay in school and thanks for watching. Yeah

14:36Bye-bye

14:38Biatch, I'll stick with the My Little Pony movie and I'm gonna go see wait. I already saw it already online

14:47What are you gonna do?

14:54You

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