SAMAY RAINA JOKES COMPILATION

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00:00Gamer Bhai, are you having fun or not?

00:02Yes, I'm having a lot of fun.

00:04Are you having fun or am I the one who's tired?

00:06That's what my dad used to say to my mom.

00:08What did I just say?

00:14Samay, what happens to you in your head?

00:16My tongue slips.

00:18I don't think it's the mind that is slipping.

00:20It's not the tongue.

00:22Sorry.

00:24Don't you want to touch?

00:26Do you have extra money to touch?

00:28I don't know. My masseuse charges Rs. 2000.

00:32And before leaving,

00:34Thank you so much guys.

00:36All my rapper friends, you guys are damn talented.

00:38And if anyone feels bad about my jokes,

00:40Just listen to it first.

00:42So please,

00:44Dismiss me and it's your loss.

00:46Don't abuse me.

00:48I'm coming up.

00:50But if anyone feels bad,

00:52I've put a feedback form up there.

00:54Whatever you feel bad about,

00:56Just fold it and put it in your a**.

00:58Bye bye.

01:00Take care. Enjoy the rest of the night.

01:02I never get full.

01:04You should eat more.

01:06We'll order.

01:08Food is like clothes.

01:10I like 60% off.

01:14How many times did you watch the Raftaar clip?

01:16You know what the biggest problem is?

01:18My grandpa watched that clip.

01:20Raftaar, are your grandparents alive?

01:22My grandpa died in his sleep.

01:26He cries better.

01:28No, he was the one who called out.

01:30We were asleep.

01:32So your grandpa is there?

01:34Yeah bro, that's just a joke that I do.

01:36It was a joke?

01:38My grandpa watched the clip.

01:40What was his reaction?

01:42I haven't spoken to him for a long time.

01:46I think I haven't spoken to him for 2 years.

01:48I haven't spoken to him.

01:50Okay.

01:56My school friend called me

01:58and said that my grandma passed away.

02:00And what I said was

02:02let's talk about this.

02:04And we never spoke again.

02:06It's like that bad.

02:08Okay, I'll just add on.

02:12I just want to digest that.

02:14I just want to digest that.

02:16Should I show you a crazy hack?

02:18It's closed.

02:20Hold it like this.

02:22I'll get up.

02:24If we hit it hard, it'll open.

02:263, 2, 1.

02:30Time is up in the chat.

02:32Cheers.

02:34It's a straw holder, that's the hack.

02:36And this is a, what would you call your hack?

02:38This is a fist.

02:40This is how to open the can using a fist.

02:42But this is real, it's physics.

02:44If you press this,

02:46the air inside becomes like a rock.

02:48It's a vacuum.

02:50If I was a vacuum,

02:52now there's a vacuum inside.

02:54I sucked all the air out of it.

02:56I'll try too.

02:58You're good at this.

03:00You can make a jawline with this.

03:02My girlfriend hasn't got it yet.

03:04Do you get it?

03:06Do you get it?

03:08Let's do a half an hour tour.

03:10What's the name of the show?

03:12What's the name of the show?

03:14Mumme?

03:16Let's name the show Mumme.

03:18Munawar Prasad and Mumme.

03:20Mumme.

03:24We'll have to keep it expensive.

03:28They won't give us Mumme.

03:30They will.

03:32They won't take it.

03:34Are you stupid?

03:36Let's name the show Mumme.

03:38Or we'll keep a special ticket.

03:40We'll give happiness.

03:42We'll give happiness on everyone's face.

03:46We'll give that.

03:48The more I stream,

03:50the more numbers I get,

03:52the more brand value I get.

03:54If you look at it,

03:56I think I get money from people like me.

03:58Before the pandemic,

04:00there was no chess and no YouTube.

04:02The pandemic changed my life.

04:04I enjoyed the pandemic.

04:06There's nothing to say.

04:08I'll wait for the next wave.

04:12Sir, can I get that?

04:14Abdomen guard?

04:16Yes.

04:18Will it fit?

04:20All size?

04:22Men's size.

04:24Men's size is different.

04:26Abdomen size is the same.

04:28Will it get smaller?

04:32It can get smaller.

04:34You know it.

04:36Will it fit?

04:38Look at this.

04:42We can use it for work.

04:44Is this Samay's laptop?

04:46Yes.

04:48I don't trust your laptop.

04:50It's working.

04:52The keyboard keys are stuck.

04:54Please keep it down.

04:56I'm not touching it.

04:58I'll clean it.

05:00The real models are like

05:02Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid, Heidi Klum,

05:04Karla Bruni.

05:08It's all written in history.

05:10Lana Rhodes, Dillian Harper,

05:12Mia Khalifa.

05:14Guys, second dish.

05:16I come from two India's.

05:18One India that watches these models.

05:20Another India that watches these models.

05:24What's this?

05:26I knew you'd take the right.

05:28But you have to go left.

05:30There's a jail on the left.

05:32Can you see it?

05:34Let's go right.

05:42There's a jail on the right too.

05:48In the end, everyone will get this.

05:50There's no use of going left or right.

05:54My expenses are different.

05:56Girlfriend's expenses are different.

05:58You have to give a gift to your girlfriend.

06:00One note is enough.

06:02Is she your girlfriend?

06:06I don't know.

06:08What was the last gift you gave her?

06:10I gave her a big gift.

06:12Car? Bike?

06:14Reverse cowgirl.

06:16You had to pay for it.

06:20I have Rs. 3000 left.

06:22You have Rs. 6000 left.

06:2415% is left.

06:26Rs. 6000.

06:56Oh wow.

07:02I might have to delete my stream now.

07:04I had a friend who was on a wheelchair.

07:06Pranav.

07:08Our school's washroom was on the first floor.

07:12We couldn't take him because

07:14there was no triangle there.

07:16So we had to pick him up.

07:18Sometimes he used to take a bottle of Mountain Dew

07:20and pee in it.

07:22He was a great guy.

07:24He was on a wheelchair but he was a great guy.

07:26He used to tell his friends to drink Mountain Dew.

07:32He was a great guy but he was on a wheelchair.

07:36Usually when you see someone on a wheelchair

07:38you respect them.

07:40But he was a great guy.

07:42He was a great guy on wheels.

07:54You

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