MULTIVERSE OF SAMAY RAINA

Seneorz

10/8/2024

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00:00I am time.

00:02I was born with the creation of the universe.

00:05I was in the past.

00:07I am in this era.

00:08And I will live in all the coming eras.

00:15And this is my bedroom.

00:17Oh nice.

00:18Very clean.

00:19Clean will be the score of our bridge today.

00:21Let's see.

00:22If you are coming today.

00:24Yes, let's say.

00:25So you broke the bedroom.

00:28What will you make me do?

00:30I will make you do something but we won't be able to show it on camera.

00:32The first 11 games.

00:34The champion won.

00:35If it doesn't happen.

00:37Then your vlog title will be.

00:38Someone analyze the best ticket game.

00:40Okay.

00:41And if it happens.

00:42Then I will get up from here.

00:43So.

00:44I will get up.

00:45If it happens.

00:46I will take the chair.

00:47And I will take the chair.

00:48And I will go to the swimming pool.

00:49Done.

00:50Okay.

00:51Sir, come sir.

00:53Now, you will hit on the right.

00:56Is there anyone else who will hit on that?

00:58You will hit on me.

00:59I will hit on you like this.

01:03And you will hit on the other.

01:06Sumeet, see what's happening.

01:12Now you will hit like this.

01:19Where are you hitting?

01:22Where are you hitting?

01:28Now you will hit every type of shot.

01:30You will hit every type of shot.

01:48Clap.

01:53I told you to stop.

01:57No smiles.

01:58Whoever smiles.

02:00Eliminated.

02:01Discipline.

02:02Is of most importance.

02:03Straighten your ID card.

02:05Yours is straight bro.

02:06Everybody refers to me as supreme leader.

02:08From this moment onwards.

02:09If my mother's brother.

02:12Is my father.

02:15And my father's second sister.

02:18Is my daughter.

02:20Then what happened to my grandmother and me?

02:26Sorry Supreme Leader.

02:28Bodyguards, take him to jail.

02:30Take him to jail.

02:31If I see you and you are not laughing.

02:32You go to jail.

02:50You made everyone laugh.

02:53But so did I.

02:54There can't be two comedians here.

02:57You go to jail.

03:01Punjabi or Bengali?

03:03Punjabi or Bengali?

03:04No Kashmiri sir.

03:05How long is it going to take?

03:06It's not even started yet.

03:0710 minutes.

03:085 minutes.

03:09Sir, you took half an hour to make me sleep.

03:12You are an idiot.

03:14This is discrimination.

03:15Do it slowly.

03:16Do it slowly.

03:17Do it slowly.

03:18You are driving me crazy.

03:19Okay fine.

03:20Why are you shooting a video?

03:21This is life.

03:23Amazon Prime.

03:24Do you watch it?

03:25Yes.

03:26Sorry.

03:27I didn't say Amazon Prime.

03:28I got a call from Netflix.

03:30Netflix is the best.

03:31If I get married.

03:33Then I will be with only one girl.

03:34For the rest of my life.

03:35I won't be single.

03:36That's why we get married early.

03:38So that we don't go there.

03:40So that we don't go there.

03:41Yes.

03:44Now you understand the story.

03:45Okay.

03:46You have time.

03:47Do whatever you want to do.

03:48I am very happy to be single.

03:50How many days?

03:5130 days.

03:52Do you have a contract for 30 days?

03:57Are you married?

03:58No.

03:59I am not kidding.

04:00No.

04:01I am not married.

04:02I am going to have kids.

04:03Sir, you don't have to get married if you don't have kids.

04:07You are right, sir.

04:09I have only one solution.

04:12I am going to live a relaxed life.

04:14Yes.

04:15I am going to live a relaxed life.

04:17Sir, do your hair.

04:19What do you want me to do?

04:21Give me some water.

04:24What is this?

04:25He has been doing my hair since 2 hours.

04:27He is asking me to do his hair.

04:28Leave it.

04:30No one is talking about my discrimination.

04:33This is my hair and makeup.

04:34Great.

04:35What are you doing, sir?

04:36This hair.

04:38Which one?

04:39What is it?

04:40What is it?

04:41I got bitten by a mosquito.

04:42Cheater.

04:43I got bitten by a mosquito.

04:45Sir.

04:46Don't cut it like this.

04:47Sir, I have to come here to match it.

04:49Should I get it cut here as well?

04:50Yes, go ahead.

04:55I didn't get it cut in school as well.

04:58I will get it cut.

05:09I almost fell down.

05:15Up.

05:17Very nice.

05:18Very nice.

05:20Go.

05:21Up.

05:23This is difficult.

05:26Do it like a momo.

05:27Is there any other color in this?

05:30Is this a sari?

05:33Back tight.

05:34Legs down.

05:36Back tight.

05:38Legs down.

05:40Behind this.

05:43Son.

05:45You did it.

05:46You did it.

05:49Touch these two.

05:53Do it.

05:54That's it.

05:55Hold.

05:56Hold there.

05:59It's hurting here.

06:00Is it hurting?

06:01It's hurting here.

06:03It's hurting here.

06:10That's it.

06:11That's it.

06:12I want to go home.

06:15Look.

06:16It's touching.

06:17Where is it touching?

06:18Look in the shadow.

06:24Leave it.

06:25That's it.

06:26That's it.

06:27Where do we have to go?

06:28Hit and run.

06:32We met this guy.

06:34We got to know him.

06:36And now we are going to meet him in the car.

06:38So for the first time,

06:39a Swiggy guy,

06:40sorry, a Zomato guy,

06:42must have taken a lift.

06:44Yes.

06:45Which line is this?

06:46This is my side view.

06:47I really thought

06:48you were going to look like a Zomato guy.

06:51This is what I do.

06:52This is my second special.

06:53You don't make that much money in comedy.

06:55This is what I want.

06:56This is dedication.

06:57This is dedication.

06:58Thank you so much.

06:59Subscribe.

07:02So Sagar Shah.

07:04We are going to play Simul on the 4th.

07:07Is it a clock Simul?

07:08Because I also don't know

07:09what the format is.

07:10There is no clock.

07:11But you have to keep moving.

07:13There will be 20 boards

07:14in a circular.

07:15Can you give me a wheelchair?

07:18Why do I need a wheelchair?

07:20What am I saying?

07:21We will keep a weighing scale.

07:23You wait on that first.

07:25And wait at the end of Simul.

07:27You will definitely lose 2 kgs.

07:29Can I eat something while playing?

07:30Yes, you can.

07:31Everything is there.

07:32Then it won't be less.

07:33Then it won't be less.

07:35Imagine,

07:36all 20 people lost.

07:37What an insult.

07:38Can anyone be more defamed than this?

07:40He went to give Simul

07:41like a hero in a car.

07:4220 people lost to everyone.

07:45And tell me one thing.

07:46What to do about anti-cheating?

07:47There are 20 boards.

07:48I played in one and left.

07:49In the meantime,

07:50he changed it.

07:51I am there.

07:52I am there.

07:53I did it in Bachchan.

07:54I went to the tournament.

07:55He saw me there.

07:56In the meantime,

07:57I did something to him.

07:58I removed his position.

07:59This will happen with you.

08:00This will happen with you.

08:03Please arrange for one wheelchair.

08:05There won't be a wheelchair.

08:06But if you want something else,

08:07you can arrange.

08:08Why won't there be a wheelchair?

08:09No one can sit on a wheelchair

08:11and play like this.

08:13Why can't he play?

08:14What does he know?

08:15This is my health condition.

08:16I have a health condition.

08:17You can't make fun

08:18of health condition.

08:19Please.

08:21I want a wheelchair.

08:22I have a health condition.

08:23I take a wheelchair

08:24even at the airport.

08:27Delhi airport is very long.

08:29So I take a wheelchair.

08:30I say,

08:31I want wheelchair assistance.

08:33You take me from here to there.

08:35I will play alone.

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