WHY WE NEED SAMAY RAINA

Seneorz

10/8/2024

Transcript

00:00I just need a wig for this.

00:01You'll get a wig like this only.

00:03Oh, you'll get the whole thing?

00:04What will I do with the whole thing? She's my girlfriend.

00:05Ma'am, the shop is open. Ma'am, please, please.

00:12Very good.

00:14Is it good?

00:15Don't laugh at this, ma'am.

00:17You're laughing at me.

00:18Okay.

00:19Give me this.

00:21Time.

00:23Number?

00:24You tell me first.

00:26Oh, for this?

00:27Okay, okay.

00:28I'll give it to you.

00:28Sameer Bhai, what have you got?

00:32Sameer Bhai! Sameer Bhai!

00:36So, my beer-fruit combination is very simple.

00:38You have to give me a glass of water.

00:40Put chips in it.

00:44There's a bottle of beer, but there's an edge in it.

00:47This water...

00:50...is for me.

00:58May I help you? Yes.

01:00Sir, how do you make a girlfriend?

01:02I don't have one, so I'll tell you how.

01:04Oh, really?

01:04You've never made one?

01:06I've never given it a chance.

01:08Oh, man.

01:09I've got a beard because of this.

01:11Oh, really?

01:12I have to get married.

01:14I'm going to get married.

01:15So, you're going to get married?

01:17I have to get married if I don't have a girlfriend.

01:20Oh, you're married?

01:21Oh, man.

01:22So, if you could give advice to our generation about how to get married.

01:27Look, if you have food at home...

01:29...then get married.

01:31You've made our relationship into a zomato.

01:34If Diler Mehndi was cuter...

01:36Cuter, cuter.

01:38If Baba Sehgal was younger...

01:40...and had hair...

01:42Love you, brother.

01:43Love you, my brother.

01:44Why do you keep saying, I love you, brother?

01:46Love you.

01:47He's a very smart guy.

01:49If Momo had a face...

01:53That too, red.

01:56Cameraman, you're new at this.

01:58Shoot with me.

01:59Anything can happen.

02:03I was testing if you were shooting or not.

02:05Anything can happen.

02:07Keep shooting.

02:09Run.

02:11I can't find water.

02:13Can you do it with this?

02:15Should I wash my face with coke?

02:17Water, water, water.

02:19Water, water.

02:21Did you have water?

02:23Did you have water?

02:39It's on his face.

02:41It's on my face?

02:43What's on my face?

02:45It's on my face?

02:47You know why?

02:49It's because of the printing.

02:51Brother.

02:53Oh my God.

02:55Who is this?

02:57Don't go down.

02:59Look at this, guys.

03:01There's a stain.

03:03But on top, it's a chanter.

03:05This is the wetsuit I'm going to wear.

03:07This is how it looks.

03:09I'll show you how it looks when I come back.

03:13Why are you laughing?

03:15Today's OOTD.

03:17It's like this.

03:19And the waist is like this.

03:21Show me.

03:23Look at this.

03:25Nice.

03:27This is the belly button.

03:29It's very funny.

03:31Don't shame your body.

03:33Don't shame your body.

03:35You're eating only when he's shaming me.

03:37Brother, what is this?

03:39Who bought this?

03:41Sportswear.

03:43Give me, Anshu.

03:45Listen, my son is ready.

03:47Thanks, son.

03:51Not one, but two.

03:57If one is ready,

03:59wear the other.

04:03I'm feeling good, finally.

04:05Chess.

04:07Now guess who it is.

04:09Hey, you.

04:11What is this?

04:13It was very deserving.

04:15What else?

04:17Sameer, it's your gift.

04:19It was very deserving.

04:21What is it?

04:23What is it?

04:25It's for girls.

04:27You were buying it for me.

04:29You were buying it for me.

04:31You're a mortal, brother.

04:33It's very good.

04:35Brother, this is it.

04:37Look at this.

04:39Wait a minute.

04:47Show it to the camera.

04:49It's a picture book.

04:51Brother, it's for girls.

04:55Brother, it's for glasses.

04:57Look at this.

04:59It's karma.

05:01Karma.

05:03He's right.

05:05It's very good.

05:09What is this?

05:11It's for drawing.

05:13Open it.

05:15If I break it, it won't be a problem.

05:17You're wasting time.

05:19There's more.

05:21The main thing is the suitcase.

05:23This suitcase is also a gift.

05:25Is there a story behind it?

05:27No, the story is simple.

05:29You should come to Pune to meet me.

05:31Forget about the gift.

05:35What's the challenge?

05:37This one.

05:39It doesn't fit.

05:41We'll see later.

05:43This one looks good.

05:45Who will cook food at home?

05:47Ramji, make roti today.

05:49Ramji, give me some flour.

05:51Why flour?

05:53Don't make roti, give me water.

05:55Give me 100 rupees.

05:57Who are you?

05:59I don't take pictures of everyone.

06:01My name is Sadhu.

06:03What's the name of your YouTube channel?

06:05Let's go.

06:11Did you see the mirror?

06:17Sorry.

06:23Make some noise for the panel.

06:27We have Kim Kardashian from Kurla.

06:29Urfi, how are you feeling today?

06:31I was feeling good before this.

06:33Sorry.

06:35Thank you so much for taking out time and joining us.

06:37Then we have Ashish Sohangi.

06:39Make some noise for Ashish Sohangi.

06:41Ashish, how are you feeling?

06:43Coming to a show where

06:45no punchline is censored.

06:51Also guys, Krishna couldn't come today.

06:53So I did what all the producers do

06:55when a talented driver

06:57throws his bag out.

06:59Yashraj is here, guys.

07:01Make some noise.

07:03There's a scene in the office

07:05where everyone vomits at the same time.

07:07Because Pam is pregnant.

07:09She eats something.

07:11One person vomits,

07:13then the second,

07:15then the third,

07:17and everyone starts vomiting.

07:19That's how the podcasting started in India.

07:21What's up?

07:23What's up?

07:25We haven't started yet.

07:27Wanted to gift to grandparent.

07:29Grandparent is going to die.

07:33Guys, we'll distribute the money.

07:35We'll talk first.

07:37Rafta, is your grandparent alive?

07:41My grandpa died in his sleep.

07:45That's better, bro.

07:47No, he made the noise.

07:49Hey, bro.

07:53We want to buy

07:55an AI app

07:57that can block us.

08:01Take out a technology

08:03that can stop these idiots

08:05from saying anything.

08:07As soon as someone talks nonsense,

08:09the person wearing the badge gets blocked.

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