Gulzar Hussain Best Funny Scene_s Collection 2019__Ehd-e-Wafa All Best Funny Scene_s(360P)

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00:00For God's sake, no moustache, no moustache, no moustache, for God's sake, no moustache.

00:07It was nice meeting you.

00:08Brother, I was shocked to meet you.

00:11You are the first person in the last 8 hours who is talking so comfortably.

00:17Otherwise, whatever he has got, he has destroyed it.

00:20It's like I have stolen his money and sold it.

00:27Who did this?

00:30I didn't do it, sir. The chair did it, sir.

00:33English. Only English.

00:37Sir, chair did this to you, sir.

00:42Shut up.

00:50He has gone. Look ahead.

00:53Vishal, I have a doubt.

00:56What?

00:57Either we are in the enemy's territory or the enemy has taken over our territory.

01:01And the British army doesn't do this to us.

01:03Confused?

01:04No, brother.

01:05Destruction.

01:06This is called destruction.

01:08Let me tell you one thing.

01:09As long as I was standing with Amma Baba under the wall of PMA,

01:14this army was respecting me so much, so much, as if I was their master.

01:19That's it.

01:20It was too late for Amma Baba to leave.

01:22They did that to me.

01:24What do you think?

01:27What do you think?

01:32He has gone.

01:33Shut up, man.

01:36He has gone.

01:38One more will come.

01:40He has gone.

01:42I mean, all day long, they make me write on papers,

01:45make me sign on papers,

01:47and make English people go crazy.

01:48They don't leave a single hair on their head.

01:51I mean, people in our village do better hijab than this.

01:55They don't even follow the protocol given by Khotas.

01:58This is destruction.

02:00My name is Gulzar Hussain.

02:03I am from Bastimalook, Tehsil, Tausa Sharif, Zilla Dera.

02:08I mean, District DG Khan.

02:12My father is Niaz Hussain.

02:15He is a...

02:18Who the hell was singing?

02:19Me, sir.

02:21Quiet.

02:22Are you son of Tansen?

02:23No, sir.

02:25I am son of Niaz Hussain.

02:27I was not singing, sir.

02:29I was just praying

02:30that Allah Almighty will do His Fazl-o-Karam

02:33and these hardships will be dead one day.

02:50Shut up, man.

02:56Don't make me feel small.

03:02Make God a witness and tell me

03:04if I have committed a crime or not.

03:06Something must have gone wrong.

03:08He didn't fail like this.

03:10I saw the accident.

03:12He was looking at me like a Muslim.

03:15You are walking like Babbu Malang.

03:18Babbu is a Malang of our village.

03:20When he gets a tail,

03:21his face looks exactly like yours.

03:24Look what I have brought for you.

03:26My mother has made it with her own hands.

03:28If there was no problem of melting,

03:30I would have brought Kulfi from the village.

03:46He used to tell my grandfather

03:48that if a person goes to the washroom alone,

03:50he will die.

03:52But if there are two people,

03:53they can walk from Taunsa to Karachi.

03:56What do you think?

03:59About your grandfather?

04:01No, man.

04:02I was thinking about my grandmother.

04:04What do you think?

04:06By saying this,

04:07you have awakened my dead conscience.

04:09I swear to God,

04:10I didn't understand.

04:12But the pressure with which you have spoken,

04:14I think it is of some use.

04:16I am with you.

04:18Take care of yourself.

04:20There are thousands of them in front of you.

04:24Do you know why they are called thousands?

04:26Why?

04:27Because one punch of theirs is equal to a thousand punches.

04:30Why do I feel that

04:31you have trapped me by pretending to be a sister-in-law

04:34as if you hunt a lion by pretending to be a goat?

04:36You have crossed the limit, Lala.

04:38You don't need a limit,

04:39you need prayers.

04:40May God save you and your nose

04:42from the clutches of Rajab Ali.

04:44May God make you spend these three minutes

04:46and three seconds of the doomsday.

04:48Amen.

04:49Amen.

05:18Alzar Hussain doesn't just cook good food,

05:20he also cooks good food.

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