PAAGAL BETA 65 _ Jokes _ CS Bisht Vines _ Desi Comedy Video_Full-HD

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Funny cartoon video (full hd)

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00:00Who's back at my shop, what ya want?

00:19**Spitting**

00:34Bittu, it's time for you to go to school

00:36Go to school, GO!

00:37School? I don't feel like going to school

00:41I feel like laying down and playing games on my phone

00:45Give me your phone

00:47Shut up! You don't know how to read or write.

00:49Your brain is useless.

00:50Your brain is filled with cow dung.

00:52Yes, yes. That's why you are licking my brain.

00:56Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

01:01Save me!

01:03Save me!

01:05Save me!

01:06What happened to the neighbour's sister-in-law?

01:08Sister-in-law, what happened?

01:09Do you know?

01:10There are some zombies roaming in the city.

01:12Whoever they bite, becomes a zombie.

01:15My husband went to the shop.

01:17A zombie came and bit my husband.

01:20And my husband became a zombie.

01:22Now my husband is after me.

01:24If my husband bites me, I will also become a zombie.

01:28I don't want to become a zombie.

01:30Save me!

01:31Save me from my husband.

01:34Save me!

01:35Save me!

01:36Sister-in-law, where is your husband?

01:42Here comes my husband.

01:43Save me!

01:44Save me!

01:45They will kill me.

01:46They will bite me.

01:47I will become a zombie.

01:49Save me!

01:51Hey! Move! Move!

01:54Hey!

01:59He didn't save me.

02:00He sat in my lap.

02:02Dad, he won't leave after saying move.

02:04I have seen in movies.

02:06These zombies are very dangerous.

02:08They kill others.

02:10They bite.

02:11They are very dangerous.

02:12He looks dangerous.

02:13What should we do now?

02:14I will see.

02:15Uncle! Uncle!

02:16Did you recognize me?

02:17I am Bittu.

02:18Your neighbor.

02:19The smartest boy in this neighborhood.

02:22The best boy.

02:23He listens to his father a lot.

02:26That boy.

02:27I am Bittu.

02:28Did you recognize me?

02:29Yes. Yes.

02:30You are the smartest boy in this neighborhood.

02:31Useless.

02:32Move!

02:33Brother, save me from my husband.

02:35I am scared.

02:37Hey! Move! Move!

02:38Dad, I will do one thing.

02:39I will become a fake zombie.

02:41Then he will think.

02:42He is a real zombie.

02:43He will think that I am a real zombie.

02:45And he will befriend me.

02:47Then I will tell him.

02:48You go.

02:49You are a very big zombie.

02:50What will you do by killing these small people?

02:53I will kill them.

02:54I am also a zombie.

02:55I will say like this.

02:56Then he will leave.

02:58What?

02:59I will become a fake zombie?

03:00He is a zombie.

03:01He is not mad like you.

03:03Dad, calm down.

03:04Calm down.

03:05I will see.

03:09I am a zombie.

03:12Save me.

03:13Save me.

03:14Save me.

03:16Dad.

03:17Bittu's dad.

03:18Save my son.

03:21Yes. Yes.

03:22Move! Move!

03:24He bit me.

03:27Move! Move!

03:28Hey, zombie.

03:33You shot my husband?

03:35He is not your husband anymore.

03:36He is a zombie.

03:38He had to die.

03:39Otherwise, he would have become a zombie.

03:42He bit me too.

03:43You will also become a zombie in some time.

03:46Because when he bit you,

03:48the infection inside him came inside you.

03:51I will become a zombie?

03:53I don't want to become a zombie.

03:55Dad, I don't want to become a zombie.

03:57Save me. Save me.

03:59Then why did you go to this zombie uncle?

04:01I will become a fake zombie.

04:02He will run away.

04:04Son, now you will not become a fake zombie.

04:05You will become a real zombie.

04:07Take this gun.

04:08If he becomes a zombie,

04:10shoot him.

04:12Otherwise, he will bite all of you.

04:14And all of you will become zombies.

04:16Don't shoot me.

04:17Don't shoot me.

04:20I am leaving.

04:21I have to kill more zombies.

04:27What is happening to me?

04:32What is happening to me?

04:34What is happening to me?

04:35He is going to become a zombie.

04:36Shoot him.

04:38Now you will have to shoot me.

04:40Don't shoot me.

04:42I have eaten your salt all my life.

04:45You have eaten my salt.

04:46Now shoot me.

04:48Dad, I am your son.

04:49Don't shoot me.

04:51Please. Please dad.

04:53I don't want to die.

04:55Because dad,

04:56don't shoot my son.

05:03Don't shoot me.

05:04Don't shoot me.

05:07Don't shoot me.

05:09Bittu is going to become a zombie.

05:10Do something.

05:12Save my Bittu.

05:13What should I do?

05:14What should I do?

05:15Should I become a zombie?

05:18Now you will have to shoot me.

05:22He shot me.

05:24He shot me.

05:26Dad, why did you shoot me?

05:28Why did you shoot me?

05:30Dad, why did you shoot me?

05:32Shut up.

05:33What happened?

05:35I was dreaming.

05:37I was dreaming.

05:39He didn't shoot me.

05:40I was dreaming.

05:42I am alive.

05:43I am alive.

05:44I am alive.

05:49Save me.

05:51Save me.

05:53Save me.

05:54What happened to the neighbour's wife?

05:56Aunty, your husband has become a zombie.

05:59How do you know?

06:00This is what I saw in my dream.

06:02My dream will come true.

06:04Dad will shoot me.

06:08Shut up.

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