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00:00What kind of guests are coming?
00:02I don't know. They must be special.
00:05All guests are special, Hira.
00:07But while I serve them, I become a mango and a gutli.
00:12Hey, Phulwa!
00:13Why is your child crying and you are feeding the sheep?
00:16What should I do? I am alone.
00:17Where should I take care?
00:18Hey, don't cry.
00:19We will take care of the sheep.
00:20You go and feed the child.
00:31Who is walking in the middle of the road?
00:33Hey, goat!
00:35Move aside.
00:36She is calling the sheep, not me.
00:38Idiots!
00:39Can't you hear the horn?
00:41Can't you hear us? Can't you hear the sheep?
00:43Don't you have any common sense?
00:45What did you say?
00:46I can't understand your English.
00:48Uncle, please go.
00:49Remove those donkeys.
00:50I will remove them right now.
00:52What is wrong with them?
00:56Hey, are you shepherding the sheep or taking the new bride to watch a movie?
00:59We don't know how to take the new bride to watch a movie.
01:02We are not married yet.
01:04Only the unmarried can do this.
01:06Look, how I shepherd the sheep.
01:09Uncle, what are you doing?
01:10Remove them quickly.
01:12Madam, these are donkeys.
01:14Not the P.T. Usha who will run like a deer.
01:19Hey, where are you taking so many donkeys?
01:21To get admission in the engineering college.
01:24Do you think I am a fool?
01:26Is this the way to Bharatpur?
01:28If you go like this, you will cut your hand.
01:30Put your hand down and go.
01:33And listen.
01:34What is it?
01:35What are you going to do in Bharatpur?
01:37I will go there and buy two donkeys.
01:39I will get them admitted in the medical college.
01:41Idiot.
01:42One minute.
01:43Don't go from there.
01:44The bridge is broken ahead.
01:46The bridge is broken?
01:47Yes, the bridge is broken.
01:48You do one thing.
01:49Go back 10 kilometers.
01:51Then turn right.
01:53Then turn left.
01:54Then turn right.
01:55Bharatpur will be in front.
01:58Let me sit.
01:59What happened, uncle?
02:02Go back 10 kilometers.
02:04The bridge is broken ahead.
02:06Oh, my God.
02:09Did you say that to him?
02:11That girl called us donkeys.
02:13That Mucchad called us donkeys.
02:14Let them die.
02:15They will come to their senses.
02:17Let's go.
02:20Hi, Narendra.
02:22Karan sir.
02:23He is my younger brother.
02:24Namaste.
02:25Hi.
02:26Narendra.
02:27Yes.
02:28I heard about a case in the court.
02:30That's why I couldn't come today.
02:31I will come tomorrow.
02:32By the way, this is my sister Radha.
02:34Namaste.
02:35Karan sir.
02:36Namaste.
02:37And you are my uncle.
02:38My father's relative.
02:39Retired Major Ranjit Singh.
02:41How do you do?
02:42Hello.
02:43Come, sir.
02:44Welcome.
02:45Come.
02:46Please.
02:47Come.
02:48Come.
02:49Did you have any problem in reaching here?
02:50What problem?
02:51We met two goons.
02:52They made a fool of us.
02:53They made us walk 20 kilometers.
02:55And made our way longer.
02:57I didn't understand what kind of goons they are.
03:02Come here.
03:09Hide your face properly.
03:19Who are the goons here?
03:21There is no one.
03:22What?
03:23There is no one.
03:24Who could it be?
03:26Anyway, we will find out.
03:28You guys take rest.
03:29Good.
03:30Please.
03:31Dheeraj.
03:32Yes.
03:33Take care of yourselves.
03:34Yes, brother.
03:38Hey.
03:39Bring the luggage from the car.
03:50It's so heavy.
03:52I have made you a servant.
03:54That's it.
03:57Wow.
03:59Great.
04:02Beautiful.
04:06This is the knife of the old dead goons.
04:12What happened?
04:13It's not a knife, uncle.
04:14It's a sword.
04:15I knew it's a sword.
04:17I didn't grow up.
04:18I just said it.
04:23Wow.
04:24Do the servants here read newspapers?
04:26Wait a minute.
04:28We have come here.
04:29Why are you hiding your faces?
04:31Badrangbali has fasted for us today.
04:33What?
04:34I mean, we have fasted for Badrangbali today.
04:36We won't see any girl's face today.
04:38Radha.
04:39Yes.
04:40I think I have heard this voice before.
04:42You must have heard it.
04:43BBC or Doordarshan?
04:45No.
04:47This is the voice of a goat.
04:49Hey, turn this side.
04:52Turn your face this side.
04:53Yes.
04:54Turn around.
04:57Remove the paper.
05:02You guys?
05:03That's good.
05:04I will talk to Thakur sir.
05:05No, no.
05:06Don't say anything to Thakur sir.
05:08We won't trouble you again.
05:10Please forgive us.
05:12Only forgiveness won't work.
05:14Come on.
05:15Get up and sit.
05:17Yes.
05:18You do it.
05:19Do it.
05:21You too.
05:28It's done.
05:29Okay, okay.
05:30Now go.
05:31Let's go.
05:41These two made us walk 20 kilometers.
05:43I will teach them a lesson.
05:45Hey.
05:46Come here.
05:50Is there any laundry?
05:52I mean, ironing.
05:54Is there?
05:55No, no.
05:56You say laundry.
05:57I know English.
05:59This is educationless and illiterate.
06:01I didn't ask your bio-data.
06:03Tell me, is there an ironing shop here or not?
06:05There is an ironing shop.
06:06There is a barber shop.
06:07There is a barber shop.
06:08There is a butcher shop.
06:09There is a washer shop.
06:10Okay, okay.
06:11Come with me.
06:13Come.
06:19Here are the clothes.
06:20Get them ironed.
06:21Me?
06:22Yes, you.
06:23Don't you remember what your boss said?
06:25Do what I tell you to do.
06:27That's fine.
06:28But these clothes are already ironed.
06:37Now they are ironable, right?
06:39Yes, they are.
06:40Then what are you waiting for?
06:41Take them.
06:42Okay.
06:48Hey, idiot.
06:51I am talking to you.
06:53My name is Dharmendra.
06:55Heera calls me Mindra.
06:57I don't know anything.
06:59You are just an idiot for me.
07:02Do one thing.
07:03Take my clothes and iron them.
07:06Here.
07:07What are you waiting for?
07:08Go.
07:09Do you want me to sprinkle water and get them ironed?
07:11Yes.
07:12And with drinking water.
07:14Why with drinking water?
07:16With mineral water.
07:24What are you doing?
07:25Before ironing, you should have made the clothes wet.
07:27You beggar.
07:28I will feed you to the dogs of the village.
07:31Mindra.
07:33Then the clothes will be dirty.
07:34Then you will have to wash them.
07:35Then you will be ordered to iron them.
07:36You have made me worse than the servants.
07:38We will do whatever they say.
07:39We don't have any status.
07:40This won't do, Heera.
07:41That's it.
07:42Mindra, listen to me.
07:43What?
07:44Look, they are the special guests of this house.
07:45So?
07:46Quietly.
07:47Stay quiet for me as long as they are here.
07:49Why should I stay quiet for you?
07:51You don't feel anything.
07:54Left.
07:55A little right.
07:56That's it?
07:57Forward.
07:58What are you doing, uncle?
07:59Are you taking a photo or making me parade?
08:01What are you doing?
08:02I can't see your face in the camera.
08:04If you remove the cover, you will see my face.
08:06This is a camera.
08:07It's not a pot to remove the cover.
08:09Yes.
08:10It's a camera.
08:11Not a pot.
08:13I know.
08:14Do you think I am a donkey?
08:15I have never seen a donkey taking a photo.
08:17What did you say?
08:18I am shaking my head.
08:19Hey, goat.
08:20I gave you clothes to iron.
08:22Where are they?
08:23Hey, Mr. Lottery.
08:24Little mistake.
08:26What mistake?
08:27I was drunk.
08:29I fell on the ground.
08:31It was a hot coal iron.
08:33I fell on the clothes.
08:34All the clothes got burnt.
08:35I saved a collar with great difficulty.
08:37Get a new dress stitched below it.
08:39Namaste.
08:50Hey.
08:51What are you doing with my car?
08:53Are you going to burn it like my clothes?
08:55I am washing it.
08:56I am cleaning it.
08:57If you are so lazy, where is the other one?
08:59He went to eat lunch.
09:00Do you eat food thrice a day?
09:02I don't eat food like you.
09:05What did you say?
09:06I was shaking my head.
09:07Stop shaking your head and start driving.
09:10Donkey.
09:11Sorry.
09:12What did you say?
09:13I said sorry.
09:14You said sorry.
09:15Yes.
09:18Are you cleaning my car with a broom?
09:20I am cleaning it with a broom.
09:21I am not driving a sword.
09:22You...
09:23What are you doing?
09:25It's fake.
09:26Is it?
09:33Now do it.
09:36Oh no.
09:46Sir.
09:47Sir.
09:48You have come in the spirit of youth.
09:51A poor man is hungry since two days.
09:53What is this?
09:59Put the money, sir.
10:05I think you are in a worse condition than me.
10:07I give more than this to beggars.
10:09Hey, come here.
10:12Where did you get these clothes?
10:14The owner of this bungalow gave it to me.
10:16May God make him the owner of a cloth mill.
10:19Where is his collar?
10:21He took out his collar.
10:22He was saying that a city dog has come to the house.
10:25Dog?
10:26Yes.
10:27We have to put a bandage around his neck.
10:30Look, the owner has come.
10:35Is he the owner?
10:36No.
10:37Sir.
10:38Why are you nervous?
10:40He is not a bigger beggar than you.
10:41No.
10:42Look, he gave ten paise to the beggar.
10:47Sir.
10:48Call him.
10:49She is calling him.
10:50Who is it?
10:52Where did he go?
10:54Where is he?
11:00Show me your hand.
11:03Doctor.
11:05What?
11:06What?
11:07What?
11:08Come here.
11:10Why are you asking me to show you there?
11:11Is it?
11:13What do you think?
11:14I have become a doctor without coming here.
11:17I am MBBS.
11:18MBBS.
11:19Open your mouth and say it.
11:30It is a slight fever.
11:31I will give you an injection.
11:33No, doctor.
11:34Don't give me an injection.
11:35Give me some pills.
11:36It will hurt a lot.
11:37It is a small injection.
11:38It won't hurt.
11:39Let's take a baby tomorrow.
11:40No, sir.
11:41Please listen to me.
11:42Don't give me an injection.
11:43It will hurt a lot.
11:44Okay.
11:45You give me an injection.
11:46You give me tablets.
11:47You give me medicine.
11:48I go.
11:49I go.
11:50Doctor.
11:51Am I a doctor or you?
11:52No, doctor.
11:53You are not a doctor.
11:54But let's do this.
11:55Give me an injection.
11:56Let me see.
11:57It will hurt a lot.
11:58Madam.
11:59Ask them to get out.
12:00Heera, go out.
12:01Gauri, you...
12:02Please go out.
12:03Gauri.
12:07Did you see?
12:08I gave him an injection.
12:09He has a slight fever.
12:10I gave him an injection.
12:11Yes.
12:12It must be hurting a lot.
12:13He will be fine.
12:15Go.
12:18Show me.
12:19It is hurting, isn't it?
12:20No.
12:21You sit in the car.
12:22I will be right back.
12:23Where are you going?
12:24I am going to ask.
12:25Then I will tell you.
12:26Go.
12:27Go.
12:28Come here.
12:29Yes.
12:30Yes.
12:31Yes.
12:32Nothing.
12:33Just a small test.
12:34Test?
12:35Yes.
12:36What test?
12:37To show...
12:38Yes.
12:39To show how much it hurts to give an injection.
12:40Yes.
12:41Yes.
12:42Yes.
12:43Yes.
12:44Yes.
12:45Yes.
12:46Yes.
12:47Yes.
12:48Yes.
12:49Yes.
12:50Yes.
12:51Yes.
12:52Yes.
12:53Yes.
12:54Yes.
12:55Yes.
12:56Yes.
12:57Yes.
12:58Yes.
12:59Yes.
13:00Yes.
13:01Yes.
13:02Yes.
13:03Yes.
13:04Yes.
13:05Yes.
13:06Yes.
13:07Mindre, I yelled at you a lot, made you work like a donkey.
13:13Are you angry with me?
13:15What are you talking about, sir?
13:17You are my elder brother.
13:19And anyway, if a chicken kicks a mouse, the mouse doesn't get angry.
13:23Why are you standing? Sit down.
13:25Hey, not down, sit up.
13:27No, no, sir. Should I sit with you?
13:29I don't have the guts.
13:31Should I make a peg for you?
13:33No, no, sir. I don't have the capacity to drink with you.
13:36Forget it, man. You can't judge a person by his capacity to drink.
13:40Here you go.
13:42No, no, no.
13:44Drink.
13:46Drink, man.
13:48I am drinking for your honor.
13:59Tell me one thing, Mindre.
14:01You are educated, hardworking.
14:03Then why are you doing this humiliating slavery and ruining your life?
14:07So what should I do? Should I become Chamba's dacoit with a gun?
14:10I mean, should I become Chamba's dacoit?
14:12Sir.
14:13Can you do one thing?
14:14Yes.
14:15You can do some work. You can do business.
14:17If you don't have money, I'll give it to you. Take it.
14:18No, no, sir.
14:19Take it, man.
14:20I don't want it.
14:21Keep it.
14:22Take it.
14:27Now tell me one thing, Mindre.
14:29Yes.
14:30The girl who came just now, has kept everything.
14:33How is she?
14:37She is like a girl.
14:38I know that, man.
14:41I mean...
14:45You understand what I am trying to say.
14:49Yes.
14:50I'll ask Zalim Singh and tell you.
14:52Who is Zalim Singh?
14:53He is this maid's husband.
14:56Husband?
14:58A few days ago, another man asked him the same question.
15:01Zalim Singh bit his hands and feet.
15:03What happened?
15:04He is in jail now.
15:06He is coming on the 28th.
15:08What is today's date?
15:0926th.
15:10Day after tomorrow.
15:27So, military.
15:29Give me a cigarette.
15:30Military?
15:31Give me a cigarette.
15:34Hurry up.
15:43Who will light it? Your father?
15:45Huh?
16:15Look, you have started misbehaving.
16:17Am I misbehaving or are you misbehaving?
16:19First you come and tell me to get my work done with the village girl.
16:23And then you say that the villagers...
16:25Hey, what are you doing?
16:27The villagers want to do something.
16:32Yes, you people who are like this...
16:34Sometimes.
16:35Sometimes.
16:36Don't ever think about it.
16:38You scoundrel.
16:40Hey, telephone king.
16:42In our country, your condition is very bad.
16:44But don't ever get dead here.
16:46And don't ever make a wrong connection.
16:48You are the only source of my income.
16:50If you are gone, then I am gone too.
16:53Long live the telephone king of India.
16:58The auspicious time has come.
17:03Hello.
17:04Dharmender, this is Major Ranjit speaking.
17:06Hello, Major. How are you?
17:08I am fine, but when are you returning my money?
17:11My 10,000.
17:13Hello.
17:14When are you returning my money?
17:16Hello.
17:17My...
17:18Hello.
17:19I...
17:20Hello.
17:21I...
17:22Hello.
17:23I...
17:24Hello.
17:25I...
17:26He was the first one to call on the auspicious day.
17:29Brother.
17:31What is it?
17:32Get out of here.
17:33On the auspicious day, you came to beg in the morning.
17:35Shut up.
17:36I have not come to beg.
17:38My mobile battery is weak.
17:40That is why I have come from your booth to do a Mumbai STD.
17:45Sorry, sorry, sorry.
17:46A customer is God.
17:48Not a beggar.
17:49Come, with your begging hands.
17:52Make an auspicious time for this.
17:53Do it, do it.
17:55Side.
18:00Hello.
18:01Yes, tell me.
18:02Greetings, brother.
18:03Greetings.
18:04It is personal.
18:05Oh.
18:07On the third floor of Mahalakshmi Temple,
18:09the beggar who is pretending to be blind,
18:11he is my uncle.
18:13Call him.
18:14You stay in the queue, I will call him.
18:17Okay, sir.
18:19Hey.
18:20Where are you going with this phone?
18:22He asked me to stand in the queue.
18:31Where did this soldier come from?
18:33He must have come to ask for his 10,000.
18:35If he sees me, he will not leave me.
18:37Let's go.
18:42Who is it?
18:44Is Dharmender there?
18:46He has gone out to take the measurements.
18:51Who are you?
18:53I am Dharmender's younger sister, Kambo.
18:57Will you come out?
18:59No, no.
19:00Brother Dharmender has told me not to come in front of strangers.
19:04It is said that men's eyes are high.
19:06If the eyes are somewhere, the aim is somewhere else.
19:09I don't come out.
19:11Don't worry.
19:12I will keep my eyes and aim at the same place.
19:15I am a soldier.
19:16I wear balance.
19:18No, father, no.
19:19After seeing a beautiful girl, you become very unbalanced.
19:22Brother will come in the evening.
19:24Tell him whatever you want to say.
19:26Okay.
19:27I will come in the evening.
19:28Bye.
19:29Bye.
19:30Bye.
19:32I think I fooled him.
19:33I won't meet him in the evening.
19:34I will close the STD and leave.
19:36Excuse me.
19:38Who is it?
19:39My name is Champa.
19:41I have heard that you need a beautiful and young operator.
19:47Are you both young and beautiful?
19:49Yes, by chance.
19:51The young girls of Bharatpur see me in their dreams and do strange things.
19:57I am coming.
19:58I am coming.
19:59I am coming.
20:01Champa.
20:02Where is he?
20:03He is in front of you.
20:07What?
20:08Do you think I am a fool?
20:10Do you think I am a fool?
20:12I am a more dramatic actor than you.
20:14Give me the money.
20:15I don't have it now.
20:16I spent it on the telephone booth.
20:17Do one thing.
20:18Come on the 35th of this month.
20:21If you don't give me the money by the 35th,
20:23I will break everything and take the phone.
20:26Remember that.
20:27Otherwise, I won't be able to do anything.
20:3035th?
20:31Tell me one thing.
20:32What is the month of this village?
20:34Hey you.
20:35Answer my question.
20:37The one in front.
20:38Yes, the one next to it.
20:40I am talking to you.
20:41Hey, listen to me.
20:4335th?
20:44Wait a minute.
20:45Hey, you.
20:4635th?
20:47Wait a minute.
20:50Yes, you are Kaka.
20:51How is Kaka?
20:52Tell him that I will come and meet him on Diwali.
20:55And if he needs money, telegram me.
20:57Hey, my money.
20:58One minute.
20:59Yes, telegram me.
21:00I will send him the money order.
21:02Give my love to Kaki.
21:03Okay?
21:04Bye.
21:05Bye, Dada.
21:06See you.
21:11Tell me one thing.
21:12Why was your Kaka so confused when he was talking to you?
21:15Kaka?
21:16What Kaka?
21:17I don't even know him.
21:18I was just pointing at him.
21:20These rascals fight and get on the bus.
21:22And then they push the window seat and go to sleep.
21:26Rascals.
21:27Now he will be worried about all this.
21:29He will keep thinking about who I am.
21:32Where did I meet him?
21:33What kind of relationship do I have with him?
21:35And so on.
21:36Tell me one thing.
21:37What do you get by doing all this?
21:40It's fun.
21:41It's fun?
21:42So when will 35th come?
21:43When?
21:44When will my money come?
21:45She has come.
21:46Me?
21:47No, not you.
21:48He is calling you.
21:49No, brother.
21:50Not you.
21:51Sister, not you.
21:52He is calling you.
21:53No.
21:54The one behind.
21:56Listen.
21:57Look there.
21:58What?
21:59How are you?
22:00How are you, brother?
22:01How is sister-in-law?
22:02She is fine, right?
22:03Tell her to buy oil and keep it.
22:05I am coming to light the lamp for Diwali.
22:08Are you listening?
22:09We will see Rangeela during the day.
22:11We will celebrate Diwali at night.
22:13We will drink a liter of liquor.
22:14What?
22:15Okay?
22:16Bye.
22:17Cheerio.
22:22Was he your brother?
22:23What brother?
22:24He doesn't have any work.
22:25He fools people who come and go.
22:27Today I fooled him.
22:30Can I say something?
22:31You point fingers at everyone.
22:32He pointed fingers at you.
22:33Why should I point fingers?
22:35He was my childhood friend.
22:36We used to study together in school.
22:37Really?
22:38Childhood friend?
22:39How old is your son?
22:40He failed many times in the same class.
22:42That's why he didn't study.
22:43Understood?
22:44Brothers and...
22:45And brothers.
22:47Till now you have travelled in Kevda Thakur's buses.
22:51Now this bus is neither deluxe nor luxury.
22:53But still you will enjoy the air-conditioned bus.
22:56Ask me how?
22:58Nobody is asking.
22:59Ask me how?
23:00How?
23:01By the way, the conductor we have kept in this bus is not kept.
23:05It is kept.
23:06There is a girl.
23:08Her name is Karishma.
23:20The heartbeats have stopped.
23:21Karishma, should I distribute the tickets?
23:28Where should I cut?
23:30Where can you cut?
23:33Idiot.
23:34She doesn't cut hair.
23:35She cuts tickets.
23:37Ticket?
23:39Alibaug.
23:41Alibaug ticket costs only 2 rupees.
23:46What will you do in Alibaug?
23:48My house is in Alibaug.
23:50And I will go home and get thrashed by my wife.
23:54It is better to enjoy the journey with Karishma.
23:56Go to Jhumri Talaiyaan.
23:57And get down in Alibaug on the way back.
23:592 rupees for Alibaug and 20 rupees for Jhumri Talaiyaan.
24:02Is it?
24:03Take this.
24:0420 rupees.
24:07Where are you from?
24:09I am from Alibaug.
24:10But I will get down in Jhumri Talaiyaan on the way back.
24:20Jhumri Talaiyaan.
24:24Get on.
24:30Give me one ticket to Jhumri Talaiyaan.
24:32Give me 20 rupees.
24:3320 rupees?
24:34Why 20 rupees?
24:35The other bus takes 20 rupees.
24:36Will you take 30 rupees?
24:37The other bus is only deluxe.
24:39We have super deluxe.
24:41Look there.
24:47So how is the super deluxe?
24:48Very good, sir. Very good.
24:49Okay, give me 30 rupees.
24:5130 rupees? I can give you 50 rupees.
24:53Take this.
24:54Take this ticket. You have to come tomorrow.
24:55Tomorrow?
24:56And what is this?
24:57They are standing in the queue since last night.
24:59They got the ticket just now.
25:00That's why they are going in the bus.
25:01Look there.
25:02They are standing in the queue for tomorrow's advance.
25:04But how is it possible?
25:05It is not possible.
25:06Give me the ticket.
25:07No, no, no. I will come tomorrow.
25:09Bus driver, give me my ticket.
25:11Where are you going?
25:12The ticket counter is here.
25:14Is it here?
25:15I can't see.
25:16I can't see.
25:17I am blind.
25:18Then why are you getting on the bus?
25:20People like you don't get on the bus.
25:21The bus gets you on it.
25:22Go and lie down under the bus.
25:25So what if I can't see?
25:27I can touch it and have some fun.
25:29Where is the lady conductor?
25:31Where is she?
25:32Where is she?
25:33Hey, hey, hey.
25:35Wrong number. Wrong number.
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