Hilarious Couple Pranks, Goals and Challenges _ Try Not To Laugh #comedy #dailymotion
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00:00my wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side so I crashed her car
00:55you're gonna save real. Cleanse the palette though. We're done.
01:02A killer is coming! Best pickup line give it to me now or you die. Go!
01:07um wait you must be a parking ticket cuz you got fine written all over you
01:17Did I live? Did I live?
01:25What are you doing?
01:27It says it removes 99% of bacteria from the house, honey.
01:31This was your house? Sometimes.
01:33You live in there? If I want to.
01:35I will call your mom, return you. I don't need the policy. Return you fast and quickly right now.
01:43Hey babe, would you still love me if I was fat?
01:47Yeah, of course.
01:49But mom, you are fat!
02:07I don't even know why women get mad. I'm a guy. I'm supposed to finish fast anyway.
02:11My cum is made of people.
02:15You ever try to stop 100,000 people from leaving a small area at the same time? It's impossible.
02:19They got places to go, man. I don't got a ride to get.
02:41Where you going?
02:47Babe, I tried to get a vasectomy today because I didn't want any kids.
02:51But when I got home, they were still here.
02:5750,000 people used to live here.
02:59Now it's a ghost town.
03:01I love you, alright?
03:03Have a good day, alright?
03:05Alright, time to go.
03:07Yo!
03:09My GF just got a dog.
03:11But I think the dog adopted her.
03:13Hello.
03:15Oh my god.
03:17Go away.
03:19She's like, I know, I want to go home.
03:21She's like, I want to go home.
03:23So if you want to do a favor for that pregnant lady,
03:25you're going to want to gently lift her belly up.
03:29You're going to hold maybe 10, 15 pounds.
03:31And then when she's ready,
03:33you're going to gently lower it back down.
03:35But ladies, when you...
03:37It doesn't look bad.
03:39It actually doesn't.
03:43Your face is pretty.
03:49That's it, that's it, that's it.
03:51Stop smiling.
03:53Your cheekbones stick out too much.
03:55It doesn't work.
03:57Boom, boom.
03:59Okay, one more.
04:01Honey,
04:03if you can squat and hold for one minute,
04:05I'll take you shopping and Bulba.
04:07But I mean that I can do.
04:09Yeah, right.
04:11Dad, Moon is at the front door doing scan, dude.
04:15I don't want to take a whack out of you.
04:17I know.
04:21What are you doing?
04:23Oh, just to squat, Dad.
04:25Awesome.
04:29Babe, look at me.
04:31Oh my God.
04:33What is wrong with your teeth?
04:35Why are they so small?
04:37They're cute.
04:39What do you mean?
04:41No, they're not.
04:43You always told me they were cute.
04:45Well, not anymore.
04:47You don't like my baby teeth?
04:49No.
04:51It's unique to have baby teeth.
04:53I am asking somebody a fucking question.
04:55You're poking me with my butthole.
05:09God, you fucking...
05:11That's not funny.
05:13Fucking...
05:15Fuck you.
05:17My husband decided to attempt a backflip
05:19for the first time.
05:21I was more nervous than he was.
05:25Okay, we ready?
05:27Three, two, one.
05:33That was good.
05:35Oh my...
05:37Now we hyped up.
05:39Now for a second attempt.
05:41Oh my...
05:43Okay, now open up a little bit earlier.
05:45Okay.
05:47Lipstick scandal.
05:51Hey, dad.
05:53How are you?
05:55Hi, how are you?
05:59What happened?
06:01I don't know. I'm hungry.
06:05Why are your lipstick in your neck like that?
06:07I'm just...
06:09It's ketchup.
06:11Go to my room. Skin to skin and bone to bone.
06:13Father, go eat too.
06:15Babe.
06:17Can I get a donut, please?
06:19You want a donut?
06:21What kind?
06:23Strawberry? With sprinkles?
06:25I appreciate that.
06:27Can I get a strawberry with sprinkles donut?
06:29Let's go.
06:31Is it okay to have female friends when you have a girlfriend?
06:33Yes.
06:35Why?
06:37Because we're too fucking old for this toxic controlling shit.
06:39You females need to work out your insecurity issues
06:41before getting into a relationship
06:43and traumatizing an innocent dude.
06:45So...
06:47You wouldn't be jealous at all
06:49if your girlfriend had male friends?
06:51Well, that's different
06:53because they obviously want to sleep with her.
06:59You spilled on the carpet!
07:09What the fuck is the matter with you?
07:11What the fuck is the matter with you?
07:15Goddamn!
07:17Just let me have a moment!
07:19One fucking minute
07:21by myself!
07:27Go the fuck away.
07:35Thumbs up!
07:37What's wrong with you?
07:39I guess my glasses...
07:49What's the difference between you and a battery?
07:53What is the difference between you and a battery?
07:55A battery!
07:57Hello!
07:59Leave me alone!
08:01Batteries have a positive side!
08:03What did you just say, Carlo?
08:05Please repeat it.
08:07Say it.
08:09What did you say?
08:11A meme.
08:13A meme.
08:15The thing that you found everywhere in the social media.
08:17A meme.
08:19Meme!
08:21It's a meme!
08:23Babe. Yes?
08:25I really want to call you my wife.
08:27I want to wife you!
08:29Wife me! Wife me up right now!
08:31Right now! Get on the knee!
08:33Right now, Brandon!
08:35Yes, I'll marry you!
08:37This is a part...
08:39Stop! Now, when we go in there,
08:41I don't want you to talk to me.
08:43Don't look at me. We're not married in the gym, okay?
08:45This is my time.
08:47My time to shine.
08:49Without you.
08:51Don't you ever disrespect me like that again.
08:53What was that?
08:55Squeeze until you see
08:57the life drain from my eyes.
08:59Just like that.
09:01Stop.
09:03I'm not going to kill you.
09:07Happy Monday.
09:11If you ask any guy to hold up three fingers,
09:13he will never do that.
09:17Lucas, will you hold up three fingers?
09:23My bad.
09:25Did it go in your eye?
09:27I'm about to get pink eye from that shit.
09:29Sorry.
09:31That was right in my face.
09:33I can taste it.
09:35What?
09:37If a girl comes up to you at the store,
09:39and she says, oh my god, your baby's so cute.
09:41What do you say?
09:43Looks just like his mama.
09:45That's what I'm fucking talking about.
09:47Hey, can you check safety?
09:53Why don't women need to wear a watch?
09:55Because there's a clock on the stove.
09:57You know what I hate though?
09:59It's when men say women belong in the kitchen.
10:01How are they going to clean the rest of the house too?
10:07Shanoa.
10:09Keep your eyes on the egg.
10:11Ready?
10:13Two.
10:17You try.
10:19Ready?
10:27Now I know you're stubborn.
10:29It's because you're short.
10:31You even refuse to grow.
10:35That's not on me.
10:37It's on genetics.
10:39I think I'm babysat.
10:53In ten years I will be
10:57nothing.
10:59You are nothing.
11:01And you'll continue to be nothing.
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