Hilarious Couple Pranks, Goals and Challenges _ Try Not To Laugh #comedy #dailymotion

Chilly Axz

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00:00my wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side so I crashed her car

00:55you're gonna save real. Cleanse the palette though. We're done.

01:02A killer is coming! Best pickup line give it to me now or you die. Go!

01:07um wait you must be a parking ticket cuz you got fine written all over you

01:17Did I live? Did I live?

01:25What are you doing?

01:27It says it removes 99% of bacteria from the house, honey.

01:31This was your house? Sometimes.

01:33You live in there? If I want to.

01:35I will call your mom, return you. I don't need the policy. Return you fast and quickly right now.

01:43Hey babe, would you still love me if I was fat?

01:47Yeah, of course.

01:49But mom, you are fat!

02:07I don't even know why women get mad. I'm a guy. I'm supposed to finish fast anyway.

02:11My cum is made of people.

02:15You ever try to stop 100,000 people from leaving a small area at the same time? It's impossible.

02:19They got places to go, man. I don't got a ride to get.

02:41Where you going?

02:47Babe, I tried to get a vasectomy today because I didn't want any kids.

02:51But when I got home, they were still here.

02:5750,000 people used to live here.

02:59Now it's a ghost town.

03:01I love you, alright?

03:03Have a good day, alright?

03:05Alright, time to go.

03:07Yo!

03:09My GF just got a dog.

03:11But I think the dog adopted her.

03:13Hello.

03:15Oh my god.

03:17Go away.

03:19She's like, I know, I want to go home.

03:21She's like, I want to go home.

03:23So if you want to do a favor for that pregnant lady,

03:25you're going to want to gently lift her belly up.

03:29You're going to hold maybe 10, 15 pounds.

03:31And then when she's ready,

03:33you're going to gently lower it back down.

03:35But ladies, when you...

03:37It doesn't look bad.

03:39It actually doesn't.

03:43Your face is pretty.

03:49That's it, that's it, that's it.

03:51Stop smiling.

03:53Your cheekbones stick out too much.

03:55It doesn't work.

03:57Boom, boom.

03:59Okay, one more.

04:01Honey,

04:03if you can squat and hold for one minute,

04:05I'll take you shopping and Bulba.

04:07But I mean that I can do.

04:09Yeah, right.

04:11Dad, Moon is at the front door doing scan, dude.

04:15I don't want to take a whack out of you.

04:17I know.

04:21What are you doing?

04:23Oh, just to squat, Dad.

04:25Awesome.

04:29Babe, look at me.

04:31Oh my God.

04:33What is wrong with your teeth?

04:35Why are they so small?

04:37They're cute.

04:39What do you mean?

04:41No, they're not.

04:43You always told me they were cute.

04:45Well, not anymore.

04:47You don't like my baby teeth?

04:49No.

04:51It's unique to have baby teeth.

04:53I am asking somebody a fucking question.

04:55You're poking me with my butthole.

05:09God, you fucking...

05:11That's not funny.

05:13Fucking...

05:15Fuck you.

05:17My husband decided to attempt a backflip

05:19for the first time.

05:21I was more nervous than he was.

05:25Okay, we ready?

05:27Three, two, one.

05:33That was good.

05:35Oh my...

05:37Now we hyped up.

05:39Now for a second attempt.

05:41Oh my...

05:43Okay, now open up a little bit earlier.

05:45Okay.

05:47Lipstick scandal.

05:51Hey, dad.

05:53How are you?

05:55Hi, how are you?

05:59What happened?

06:01I don't know. I'm hungry.

06:05Why are your lipstick in your neck like that?

06:07I'm just...

06:09It's ketchup.

06:11Go to my room. Skin to skin and bone to bone.

06:13Father, go eat too.

06:15Babe.

06:17Can I get a donut, please?

06:19You want a donut?

06:21What kind?

06:23Strawberry? With sprinkles?

06:25I appreciate that.

06:27Can I get a strawberry with sprinkles donut?

06:29Let's go.

06:31Is it okay to have female friends when you have a girlfriend?

06:33Yes.

06:35Why?

06:37Because we're too fucking old for this toxic controlling shit.

06:39You females need to work out your insecurity issues

06:41before getting into a relationship

06:43and traumatizing an innocent dude.

06:45So...

06:47You wouldn't be jealous at all

06:49if your girlfriend had male friends?

06:51Well, that's different

06:53because they obviously want to sleep with her.

06:59You spilled on the carpet!

07:09What the fuck is the matter with you?

07:11What the fuck is the matter with you?

07:15Goddamn!

07:17Just let me have a moment!

07:19One fucking minute

07:21by myself!

07:27Go the fuck away.

07:35Thumbs up!

07:37What's wrong with you?

07:39I guess my glasses...

07:49What's the difference between you and a battery?

07:53What is the difference between you and a battery?

07:55A battery!

07:57Hello!

07:59Leave me alone!

08:01Batteries have a positive side!

08:03What did you just say, Carlo?

08:05Please repeat it.

08:07Say it.

08:09What did you say?

08:11A meme.

08:13A meme.

08:15The thing that you found everywhere in the social media.

08:17A meme.

08:19Meme!

08:21It's a meme!

08:23Babe. Yes?

08:25I really want to call you my wife.

08:27I want to wife you!

08:29Wife me! Wife me up right now!

08:31Right now! Get on the knee!

08:33Right now, Brandon!

08:35Yes, I'll marry you!

08:37This is a part...

08:39Stop! Now, when we go in there,

08:41I don't want you to talk to me.

08:43Don't look at me. We're not married in the gym, okay?

08:45This is my time.

08:47My time to shine.

08:49Without you.

08:51Don't you ever disrespect me like that again.

08:53What was that?

08:55Squeeze until you see

08:57the life drain from my eyes.

08:59Just like that.

09:01Stop.

09:03I'm not going to kill you.

09:07Happy Monday.

09:11If you ask any guy to hold up three fingers,

09:13he will never do that.

09:17Lucas, will you hold up three fingers?

09:23My bad.

09:25Did it go in your eye?

09:27I'm about to get pink eye from that shit.

09:29Sorry.

09:31That was right in my face.

09:33I can taste it.

09:35What?

09:37If a girl comes up to you at the store,

09:39and she says, oh my god, your baby's so cute.

09:41What do you say?

09:43Looks just like his mama.

09:45That's what I'm fucking talking about.

09:47Hey, can you check safety?

09:53Why don't women need to wear a watch?

09:55Because there's a clock on the stove.

09:57You know what I hate though?

09:59It's when men say women belong in the kitchen.

10:01How are they going to clean the rest of the house too?

10:07Shanoa.

10:09Keep your eyes on the egg.

10:11Ready?

10:13Two.

10:17You try.

10:19Ready?

10:27Now I know you're stubborn.

10:29It's because you're short.

10:31You even refuse to grow.

10:35That's not on me.

10:37It's on genetics.

10:39I think I'm babysat.

10:53In ten years I will be

10:57nothing.

10:59You are nothing.

11:01And you'll continue to be nothing.

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