Couple Pranks TikToks _ Funny Tiktok Couple Pranks And Goals Compilation #20 #funny #comedy #dailymotion

Chilly Axz

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00:00Honey, some girl told me she missed her period.

00:02Tell her to drink more water and she will have better.

00:05She'll know she told me she missed her period.

00:13You were sleeping on the body shop all your life?

00:16You broke the kitchen.

00:17Tell this girl to go find the period,

00:20or I can find her with the brimstone on her like that.

00:24Oh my god.

00:30Alright guys, so a lot of women are always asking,

00:33you know, are we as husbands attracted to other females?

00:36I'll explain it to you like this.

00:38Marriage is like swimming.

00:39You're swimming for life.

00:41So eventually you're going to get tired,

00:43and you're going to start to drown,

00:44and you're going to start to suck in water.

00:46Now imagine this big yacht starts driving right past you

00:50with a big ass engine on the back,

00:52all shiny and shit.

00:54Are you going to look at the yacht?

00:56Of course you're going to look at the yacht,

00:57because you're drowning, you know?

00:59You're drowning.

01:00But will you hop on that yacht is the question.

01:03No, you won't.

01:05So you're drowning?

01:06Keep drowning, King, keep drowning.

01:07I'm not...

01:10Let's go.

01:11Yes, mom, you know I'm fertile as hell, yeah.

01:14She pregnant, I'm telling you.

01:15She is pregnant.

01:17Who's pregnant?

01:19Not me?

01:20Not with no number two?

01:22Are you serious?

01:23Chance, I barely got my body back.

01:26My nipples are going to be pointing at the ground.

01:29Are you serious, bro?

01:31I ain't trying to be pregnant again.

01:33I barely...

01:34And I'm starting my career.

01:35Are you serious?

01:36No.

01:41But you know what?

01:42I don't know how to tell him that someone else

01:43called me pregnant.

01:44It's going to freaking flip out, girl.

01:48Oh, in the back?

01:49Not the trunk, right?

01:50Backseat?

01:51Yeah.

01:52Yo.

01:52No, it's not here, bro.

01:53Yo, hang up the phone.

01:55Hang up the phone.

01:56What?

01:57What did you just say?

01:58He's tripping again.

01:59What did you just say?

02:00What?

02:01Someone else got you pregnant?

02:03Is this not my kid?

02:04What are you talking about?

02:05Yeah, bro.

02:09What?

02:10Did someone else get you pregnant?

02:11No.

02:12You just said that right in front of me.

02:14No, I didn't say that.

02:15Okay, well tell the other guy he's going to have to kick rocks

02:17because he wasn't right next to you for eight months straight.

02:20Okay.

02:21It's my kid.

02:23So you don't mind?

02:24Do I mind?

02:25Are you fucking crazy, bro?

02:27So you're not going to leave?

02:28No.

02:30Oh.

02:31Well, that's easier than I thought then.

02:36Joke's on him.

02:37He's going to be paying child support for my kid.

02:44Hey, Tyler.

02:45Yeah?

02:46Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?

02:48I don't know.

02:49So they can run their hands through their hair.

02:52No, they don't.

02:55What?

03:02Uh, Tiff?

03:03Hmm?

03:04You got something on your forehead, dude.

03:13Just a little bit.

03:17Oh, yeah, you got it.

03:18Gosh.

03:23What's your name?

03:24Jeff.

03:25Hi, Jeff.

03:26Hello.

03:27Do you rate me on one to ten?

03:28Uh, probably like a two, three, two, four.

03:32Two, four?

03:33I don't know.

03:35Really, motherfucker?

03:36What?

03:38You're fucking married.

03:39That was, but I put her low on the scale.

03:41No, you don't rate her at all.

03:43Even though you're good looking.

03:44It don't fucking matter.

03:46What do you want me to do?

03:47Be dishonest with myself?

03:49Tell her that you're a fucking married asshole.

03:51You're right, I'm married.

03:52You go blind and you walk away.

04:00Excuse me, sir.

04:02I really hate to be a bother, but...

04:04Well, you ain't bothering me.

04:05I, uh, I got a flat tire just right up the road

04:09and I don't even know where to start to change it.

04:12So, I mean, could you be so kind to come help me with it?

04:15Hop on in.

04:16We'll go get some tools and get it fixed.

04:17Get to curve.

04:19Hop in?

04:20That's what you're going to say to somebody?

04:22Hop in and you're going to take him to your house?

04:25Yeah, you ain't home, so I can tell him to get the tools

04:27and I can come right back and help him.

04:29What do you, what good is going to come out of

04:32you taking a girl to the house to get tools?

04:35To get her car fixed.

04:37So, you're just going to take her to your house

04:39to get some tools so you can go then fix her car?

04:41What do you want me to do?

04:42Call a record and sit here and wait on it?

04:44Yeah, that would have been better than

04:46inviting her over to your house or in your car.

04:48It'll be easier and cheaper if I take her to get tools

04:51and I change it for her.

04:52It's her car.

04:53Make her pay for it.

04:54Why are you now trying to offer to pay for it?

04:59How to turn your girl on, part two.

05:02First, you're going to take these two fingers

05:05and you're going to take them just like this

05:07and turn off your gaming system and boom.

05:10Works guaranteed.

05:12Okay, babe.

05:13We're not dating.

05:14We're in the club.

05:15How would you hit on me?

05:16Okay.

05:18Not that I broke the ice.

05:19My name's Andy.

05:24I'm trying to super like you.

05:29Ow.

05:30What'd you do that for?

05:31I'm sorry.

05:32I need you.

05:34Hey, do you believe in love at first sight?

05:36No.

05:37Okay, I bet.

05:39How about now?

05:43As the suburban orangutan winds down

05:48after nurturing her young

05:50and taking care of her close cousin,

05:53the golden retriever,

05:55she contemplates how she will get her flanges

05:59large enough to...

06:03Don't do it.

06:05Don't do it.

06:07I was disinfecting you.

06:09Disinfectant spray.

06:11You know, sometimes you just need to be disinfected.

06:15I'm calling your mother.

06:21The grudge prank.

06:22Gosh.

06:24It's your family.

06:27Yeah.

06:28Dog barking.

06:38Oh, fuck me fucking dick.

06:41Ah!

06:50Do you like these pants?

06:52What is in your pants?

06:54Nothing.

06:55It's not that big.

06:56What?

06:57It's not that big.

06:58It's on your knee.

07:04Hey, babe.

07:06So they say that during sex,

07:08you burn the same amount of calories as running 8 miles.

07:12Do you think that's true?

07:13Like, for you?

07:14Do you burn that many calories?

07:15Yeah.

07:16Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

07:24When you're a little too nice to the cashier,

07:26I said thank you.

07:28She handed us the food and I said thank you.

07:30All I said was thank you.

07:32What else am I supposed to say?

07:35It didn't mean anything.

07:36I don't know what you're talking about.

07:38I didn't make eye contact.

07:39I tried not to look at her.

07:42Babe.

07:45Listen.

07:46I said it's not what you say.

07:49It's how you say it.

07:51Alright, alright.

07:57Hey, babe.

07:58Yeah?

07:59Do you know what Cinderella said when she got to the ball?

08:02I'm gonna drop an incense right here.

08:04No, that's what she said when she was playing Pokemon Go.

08:06What did she say when she got to the ball?

08:10Let's get fucked up!

08:16You are so lucky I didn't throw at you.

08:18Hey, sugar booger.

08:20That's disgusting.

08:21Where's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?

08:23Where's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?

08:29Wendy's.

08:30Go away!

08:31Go away!

08:33Schnookums!

08:36What is red and has seven dents in it?

08:40Is this a Snow White joke?

08:42Snow White's cherry.

08:43That's disgusting.

08:46Hey, babe.

08:47Did you hear that?

08:48No!

08:49Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce.

08:51And Mickey was like,

08:52Minnie, are you fucking crazy?

08:54And she was like, no.

08:55Yeah.

08:56I'm fucking goofy.

09:02You know how you get really scared whenever I go out of town?

09:04Like scared to stay by yourself.

09:08What is this?

09:10Oh my gosh.

09:11Why did you buy this?

09:14It's got a 36 inch barrel.

09:17I can't with you.

09:18And an anti-inhale mouth guard.

09:21Stop.

09:22Yeah.

09:24It's for protection.

09:27You want to test it out?

09:30It's sharp.

09:31It's very sharp.

09:46Oh my god.

09:49My first shotgun ever.

09:50Julia's teaching me.

09:51Yeah.

09:52All right.

09:53I don't know how to get this with my nails.

09:54Three, two, one.

09:59Did I do it right?

10:05Baby, where are we going today?

10:08And it is so like cold and hot.

10:10I don't even know what to do.

10:11I thought we were taking a beach ride.

10:14Were we not?

10:19Are you kidding me?

10:22What is wrong with you?

10:25No.

10:26Sneeze on me.

10:27No.

10:43Tortilla challenge.

10:44Round two.

10:48Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

10:55Hey, stop turning.

10:57Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

10:58Yes.

11:00Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

11:03You punched me.

11:06She said.

11:08That's not tortilla challenge.

11:10What's up, bro?

11:11What's up?

11:12What's up?

11:17Yeah, it's going to be to go.

11:19I'm going to do the shrimp pasta.

11:23Lemonade.

11:25What do you want?

11:26The honey chicken tenders.

11:27And then my husband's going to do the honey chicken crispers.

11:32With lemonade.

11:33And her husband would like a large Sprite.

11:35With the husband discount.

11:36Because we just got married today, motherfucker.

11:38Did we get the discount?

11:40Did we get the discount?

11:41No, there's no discount.

11:42There's no just married discount.

11:44I'm her husband.

11:46I'm sorry.

11:47That's my wife you're talking to.

11:48Devon.

11:49Sorry, baby.

11:50I mean wifey.

11:53Yeah, he's going to do a lemonade.

11:54He.

11:57Babe.

11:59My husband is going to order the lemonade.

12:01Yeah, strawberry.

12:03Anything else?

12:05Wait.

12:06Anything else?

12:08I know a guy with a tiny dick that sounds like an owl.

12:12Who?

12:16Shit.

12:22Telling him another guy is flirting with me at the gym to see what he does.

12:37Where'd he go?

12:38What?

12:39Where is he?

12:40Where's he?

12:41Where's he at?

12:42He's gone.

12:43He's gone.

12:44I don't know where he is.

12:45What do you mean he's gone?

12:46Where did he go?

12:47Over there?

12:48I don't know.

12:49I don't know.

12:50No, don't go find him.

12:51Are you for real?

12:52Yes.

12:53Seriously?

12:54Yes.

12:55You're not playing with me this time.

12:56No, no.

12:57Stop, Austin.

12:58Seriously.

12:59I'm kidding.

13:08Carlo.

13:09Do you think if I ask for pineapple on the pizza that they'd give it to me?

13:15I don't know, but if you do something so, I can continue to live here.

13:19Why?

13:20It's pineapple.

13:21Everyone does it in America.

13:22I know that in America they do that.

13:23And I try.

13:24It's okay.

13:25It's good.

13:26I can't say that it's not good.

13:27But if somebody knows that you are my fiancée and here you ask pineapple, I can live here.

13:33I can.

13:35That's so dramatic.

13:36So dramatic.

13:37Pineapple on the pizza.

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