The Stupidest Truck in the World #truck #google #dailymotion #foryou

Chilly Axz

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00:00Paper it together.

00:04Wow, very good, Cody.

00:05It's like 1,000 degrees out,

00:06but I'm wearing a suit because I wanna dress

00:08like I'm accenting what we're doing today.

00:10On this YouTube channel, we've done a lot of cool things,

00:12and this is by far the absolute coolest thing we will ever do.

00:15I cannot even express how big of a deal this is.

00:17We rode here on a private luxury.

00:19Before we reveal what this is,

00:21can we get a hype montage or something?

00:23Take a couple steps back, compile together.

00:27This is supposed to be really hyped up,

00:28but it feels like an execution.

00:30I showcase to you the finest automotive creation ever made.

00:33Turn around, guys.

00:35Yes!

00:36Woo!

00:37Woo!

00:38Now here, thinkin' about me every night.

00:41Oh, isn't that sweet?

00:42I guess so.

00:43Wait, stop.

00:44We have a celebratory fireworks show.

00:49Yay.

00:49Oh, jeez.

00:51Yes!

00:53The finest automotive creation ever made

00:55in the history of the world, the Karchman Truckster.

00:57It's been sitting under a tarp back here

00:59for like eight months, and we were like,

01:01nobody cares about it.

01:02But the only way for people to care about it

01:04is for you to actually appreciate its beauty.

01:06The Truckster.

01:07Truck is in the name.

01:08This should do more truck than any truck

01:10has ever known to do.

01:11First of all, let's just admire the...

01:13There's not much.

01:14We could admire the...

01:17We could admire the...

01:19I think the color's cool.

01:21Exhaust.

01:24What did we pay?

01:25$4,500.

01:26We actually paid $4,500 for this.

01:28Originally, the idea was to make a video

01:30roasting the out of it, and that's still the idea.

01:33Or maybe it's amazing.

01:34Hey, hey, big things come in small packages.

01:36Stop.

01:39I think it's been spray painted several dozen times.

01:41Okay, so the window's open.

01:43It has a good vintage smell, I will admit.

01:45Everybody can feel free to kinda talk about,

01:46like I said, this is joint ownership.

01:48I don't wanna have all the Truckster to myself.

01:50You can just sell it.

01:51No, stop.

01:52I wanna keep it.

01:53We're not selling it.

01:53Why is there a cab fiberglass?

01:55The truck is made of asbestos.

01:57That's why it's so expensive,

01:58because we had a biohazard fee.

01:59Hold on, there's pieces falling off.

02:03Dude, fire it right up.

02:05Oh, God.

02:07Cody, you're in gear.

02:08Take it easy.

02:09Oh, it's super sharp.

02:10Yeah.

02:11Why is there zero suspension at all?

02:13I have a shifter on my left.

02:15Oh, I forgot the plug.

02:16Oh my God.

02:17Be careful.

02:18Do not flip it.

02:19Wait, does it flip?

02:20Yes, it'll flip.

02:20Ah!

02:23Ow!

02:25I sold it.

02:26Wow!

02:27Look at the new ones.

02:28Yeah, they look good.

02:29Trucks are XC.

02:30They have the Halster and the Vanster.

02:32Did someone get into a head-on collision in this thing?

02:34Is the previous owner still alive?

02:37If you have a Truckster, you are the f***ster.

02:41Oh, okay.

02:43What does Clays McFarland want?

02:44We're filming our most important video ever right now.

02:46Whistlin' Diesel barely even reviews cars.

02:49Uh, hey.

02:55Oh, come on.

03:03I want to give you all my religious beliefs right now.

03:05I was a Jehovah's Witness for 18 years.

03:07That's like Mormons, but like anti-Mormon.

03:09We dressed up like this and I went door to door

03:11and I preached them about the good news of God.

03:14Not anymore, because I believe that people

03:15should have free will and do what they want to do.

03:16I don't really know everything.

03:17I know 99.9 repeating percent of things, but not everything.

03:20I'm like one of the most humble people on earth.

03:22Listen, I wouldn't be driving this if I wasn't a baller.

03:24Glad to get that off my chest.

03:25I also s*** and f***ed someone yesterday, but.

03:27♪ I'm working late, cause I'm a singer. ♪

03:32♪ Oh, you look so cute. ♪

03:35See how many gallons she takes?

03:37Uh, .2.

03:38You love my truck.

03:40Oh my gosh.

03:41What do you think it looks like on a one to 10?

03:44What the heck, dude?

03:48♪ Come and get this ballin' ♪

03:53Yeah, Seth, that was so cinematic, dude.

04:05That's the commencement truck, sir.

04:07No.

04:08That's all it'll do.

04:08It barely made it back.

04:09No, actually though, we do have more to do,

04:11but it's extremely overheated right now.

04:12I can smell fire.

04:15I don't even think these are headlights.

04:16I think these are heat lamps for like chickens.

04:19I was wondering why it's like literal steaming inside.

04:21You're sitting on the engine.

04:23It's just 180 in here,

04:24cause the f***ing engine is under my ass.

04:27And we-

04:30Guys, I'm going to need all of the cleaner rags

04:32you can get ASAP.

04:34Oh, you thought we were going to destroy the truckster?

04:36The truckster is the literal pinnacle

04:38of automotive creation.

04:40Nobody lays a finger on the truckster.

04:43Look under the precious paint.

04:44Seth, you're cleaning it all up.

04:45This is the sh**iest thing we've ever talked about

04:47and we're maintaining it.

04:49Ooh.

04:50So our fabricator, Tyler,

04:51who builds all the cool stuff we make here,

04:52is currently tracking the excavator across the property.

04:55What he doesn't know-

04:56We're going to be putting the very first set ever made

04:59of Arkon forged torx wheels and Kel fire tires

05:02on Tyler's truck here.

05:03They're way too big.

05:04He's not going to be able to steer it whatsoever.

05:06Is everybody okay behind me?

05:08Fuck!

05:09We have like four more minutes.

05:11Go, go, go, go.

05:12Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.

05:13He's almost there.

05:14He doesn't have a way to get back though.

05:15Get ready!

05:16What the-

05:17Hurry!

05:18They have the gallery, which is pictures,

05:19but now they also have video guides,

05:20which allows you to see the Arkon wheels on your truck,

05:23driving and rotating to see what it would look like.

05:26The difference between forged and cast wheels

05:28is that these were carved out of a block of solid aluminum.

05:30We've driven our bulldozer over it, they do not break.

05:32Holy crap, that looks good!

05:34That looks really good.

05:39That looks so good.

05:42What the heck?

05:43Holy smoke!

05:44Dude!

05:45I steered it, and it goes like this much, and you're good.

05:48Oh, thanks Cody.

05:49Right.

05:50Yeah.

05:56Go to Custom Offsets and get yourself

05:58a brand new set of Arkon wheels and tires.

06:00Free shipping to Lower 48 and 0% financing.

06:10Brother.

06:13Oh my God!

06:22What the f*** was that?

06:32We're going to be testing the truckster's tug of war power.

06:39For a single-celled organism, that was very impressive.

06:43I'm going to try a zero to 60.

06:45We should actually get some pretty good speed.

06:47I'm going to dump the clutch, full throttle,

06:48should probably chirp the tires,

06:50and we'll just be right on our way.

06:51Stopwatch ready.

06:57All right, we are rolling.

07:00We're on 25, 24.

07:05How many feet?

07:08How are we losing speed?

07:09I think we're going uphill.

07:10What are we at?

07:11Two minutes.

07:12Hey, we might actually hit 60.

07:13No, no, no, no, no!

07:14Now we're going to test the truckster's

07:16immaculate braking capabilities.

07:18It has a lot of power,

07:19but it's not going to be enough to get us to the finish line.

07:22So we're going to be testing the truckster's

07:24immaculate braking capabilities.

07:26We're going to be testing the truckster's

07:28immaculate braking capabilities.

07:29It has triple disc Brembo brakes,

07:31capable of stopping it within one millimeter.

07:33We're going to be testing it by stopping

07:35right before we collide

07:37with this extremely expensive television.

07:44Wait, this is literally not a scuff.

07:46You can't even tell that we just hit five people.

07:48We're like two minutes in the video

07:49and we ran out of content.

07:50I need everybody to force creativity and force ideas.

07:55We don't even have content.

07:56We tried filming a video with this dumb,

07:58stupid truck.

07:59I think we got in over our head with this video.

08:01We'll have Demo Matt be in our video.

08:03That sounds good.

08:04I think he'd-

08:04Hey, would you want to be in our,

08:06we're filming this cool YouTube video today.

08:07It's like really epic.

08:08Would you want to be in it?

08:10No.

08:13Hey, we all quit.

08:14All right, see you guys.

08:19We're in the storage room here.

08:20Ignore the miscellaneous items.

08:22I bought thousands of dollars in fake foam props.

08:27I'm gonna dig some holes.

08:29Suit counter.

08:38Holy.

08:41He f***ed you.

08:42F***ed me.

08:44He thought he was f***ed.

08:46I don't put anything past you anymore.

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