TIKTOK EVOLUTION 2019 _ CARRYMINATI

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00:00Papa! Oh Papa!

00:01What is it?

00:02Papa, I want a new phone for TikTok.

00:05No!

00:05Papa, get it for me. I'll leave the house and go.

00:09Get out, idiot.

00:10Get out in your early hours.

00:12So, how are you guys?

00:13A few days ago, I went to buy new clothes for myself.

00:17Because I have to show myself as well.

00:19Anyway, what do I see there?

00:21A 4-year-old girl is watching TikTok on her mom's phone.

00:26The girl's phone wasn't even in her hand.

00:29But her neck was moving like this.

00:32I'm telling you, if this world is a human being,

00:35then this human being has control.

00:37Whose name is TikTok.

00:38Isn't it heavy?

00:40A new era has come.

00:41Where from Chotu to Motu,

00:43from Chomu to Momu,

00:45everyone is making TikTok.

00:46And in a few days,

00:47TikTok will be declared as the national app of this country.

00:50Then everyone will say,

00:51Wow, Mr. Modi! Wow!

00:54Wait!

00:55Let's remove this control from our phones

00:57and start without any nonsense.

01:13This is called human resource.

01:15When there is a power outage in his house,

01:17then his hair will be set on fire.

01:19Then he will roam around like a bulldozer.

01:24Dugg mugg, dugg mugg, dugg mugg, dugg mugg,

01:26dugg mugg, dugg mugg, see,

01:27kumare chaal hai.

01:30How did this fish come to the earth?

01:32I'm seeing for the first time

01:33that someone is trying to swim on the earth.

01:35As soon as this video ended,

01:37this fish jumped back into the water.

01:40Bro, put the video, I'm going.

01:41He has set up a panchayat in my eyes.

01:45Hi.

01:46Hi.

01:47God has given you everything.

01:50Except my number.

01:53What should I do?

01:54Oh, ladies, I am helpless from my habit.

01:57Pay attention to the shop.

01:58Your clothes are not being sold.

01:59And what kind of swag is this?

02:00Do this and rub it on your nose.

02:02These girls are flattening.

02:04What to do with your big fat?

02:17Is there a swing in your neck or a dick?

02:19What kind of shit is this?

02:20Bro has blue balls.

02:22I can't marry you.

02:23Delete all my photos.

02:25I can keep only one photo.

02:27Why?

02:28Because while shaking...

02:29I just want to see you.

02:35Why are you screaming, brother?

02:36Stop.

02:37Is there nothing in life other than love?

02:40Why am I talking like them?

02:42Man, from me...

02:52I left the world for you.

02:57This is called dedication.

03:00Even if the hand is broken, he is not agreeing.

03:02The boy is swinging in such a way...

03:04that even Shilpa Shetty will say...

03:06Brother, you do it first.

03:07What kind of friendship should there be?

03:09Like us.

03:10What do you mean?

03:14Why?

03:19How deep is their friendship?

03:21These boys live in Disneyland.

03:23If one of them will shoot himself...

03:25then the other one will also shoot himself.

03:26This is called stupidity, not friendship.

03:28If both of them get the mood...

03:30then only one of them goes...

03:32that brother, I will come from your side.

03:34And then the song plays.

03:35Why?

03:37Why?

03:51Then you are an idiot.

03:52Why are you waiting?

03:53Pick up your wretched body...

03:54and go to the confectioner.

03:56Give him a drip.

03:58He will die day after tomorrow.

03:59I have no interest in becoming a king.

04:02My interest is like a king.

04:06TIK TOK

04:07TIK TOK

04:09TIK TOK

04:11TIK TOK

04:13King's dance.

04:14No.

04:15This is a king's hobby.

04:17Climb a brick wall and bend your knees.

04:20If you make tiktoks in the fields too...

04:22then where will you get food?

04:24Not your Barbie girl.

04:26I'm living in my own world.

04:28I am classic.

04:30Call me classic.

04:31You can't touch me there.

04:33You can't touch my body.

04:35Oh my god.

04:36This is what makes me dream.

04:38Barbie's new edition has been released.

04:41Barbie with a dick.

04:42And in this edition, Barbie has a moustache too.

04:45For now, this Barbie is fulfilling...

04:47a Sheikh's Nawabi's wish in Dubai.

04:49I am not afraid of death.

04:54Tiktok is being made for cheap drugs.

04:57This poor guy eats stones.

04:59Run a Swachh Bharat campaign in his teeth.

05:14This is what happens with fat guys.

05:16When they are in front of their friends...

05:18they show their full face.

05:19But as soon as a girl comes...

05:24Oh my god.

05:31What kind of a desi guy are you dating?

05:33Let him walk as long as he wants.

05:35At least he is lifting my shoulder.

05:41What did you think in this?

05:43That you turned out to be a swagster.

05:45They say...

05:46money can't do anything.

05:48But in this case, money can't do anything.

05:50When the face is like a spit.

05:52No matter how much you decorate it.

05:54Won't you become Shahrukh Khan?

06:02This sadness, betrayal, pain, loneliness.

06:05On Tiktok, hearts break like glass.

06:09Why are you crying now?

06:10The ban has been lifted.

06:11You thought you'd be happy.

06:13But when the Supreme Court couldn't do anything...

06:15what will I do?

06:16This will continue.

06:18They will keep talking nonsense.

06:20And we will keep playing with them.

06:22That's all for today.

06:24If you liked the video, hit the like button.

06:27If this video gets 1 million likes...

06:29I will delete my Tiktok account.

06:32I promise.

06:33And if you are new, subscribe.

06:35Fight with the red button.

06:38Or else...

06:39I don't know.

06:40Just click on it.

06:42I am going now.

06:43The AC is not working.

06:44There is no electricity.

06:46I am going to fight.

06:47Bye.

06:48Mohit.

06:49We will have fun.

07:04Your sweet eyes...

07:07made me want to marry you.

07:11Oh, Munjan.

07:14You are back from school.

07:16This is Savita's program.

07:20Take Rs.500.

07:21Don't tell anyone.

07:22Or else, you will be in trouble.

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