- 9/18/2024
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00:00Vada Pav does not have calories, sir.
00:02Take vada pav.
00:03Zero calories.
00:04Call Abhishek.
00:05He'll bring it.
00:06So how are you guys?
00:07This...
00:08Look at this.
00:09What is this?
00:10This is not vada pav.
00:11This is a fucking machine.
00:12This is Kalesh's trick.
00:13This is the key to saving Bigg Boss.
00:15These days, there are photos of this in the bathroom.
00:17Food vloggers shake it.
00:18And only one woman controls this super power.
00:21Vada Pav Girl.
00:22Sometimes her kids do this.
00:24Sometimes...
00:25I'm looking at the first cart
00:26where there is a Randi Rona complex with vada pav.
00:28I've been depressed for two days.
00:29I took sleeping pills.
00:30It didn't work.
00:31It became gas.
00:32Take your four vada pav.
00:38Sir, what should I do?
00:39Tell me one thing.
00:40The kid is starving.
00:41But his sister's mic is on.
00:42The camera is on.
00:43It's more important to give footage.
00:44I mean, what an amazing world, man.
00:45Whether the pav is made or not.
00:46Whether the vada is fried or not.
00:47Whether the chutney is applied or not.
00:48Without vada pav...
00:49Garlic vada pav is not made.
00:50Wow, man.
00:51Let's put up an illegal cart on the road
00:52and start without any bullshit.
00:54No, brother.
00:55Four packets are enough.
00:56No, brother.
00:57How can I pack four packets?
00:58I'm giving it in my hand.
00:59I'm giving it in the cart.
01:00This is the first cart
01:01whose customers
01:02even give money for free.
01:04Don't cry, sister.
01:05It's nothing.
01:08And what do customers get in return?
01:10Here, pack it.
01:11Let's do one thing.
01:12Let's make vada pav now.
01:13You sit on the road.
01:16Mother, I'll also open a cart
01:17as a separate typewriter.
01:19Look at this.
01:20Bigg Boss Roadside Edition.
01:21Because the mic is not coming off
01:22even in the middle of so many fights.
01:23And this...
01:24Who is slapping the chest?
01:25Who is slapping the chest?
01:26Bigg Boss Roadside Edition.
01:27Oh, sister.
01:28Stay away from women, brother.
01:29Stay away.
01:30When she kneads the dough,
01:31it becomes powder.
01:32Now, a normal vada pav
01:33costs 10 to 20 rupees.
01:34But sister sells it for 50 rupees.
01:35Why?
01:36There are thorns in my mouth.
01:37Still, I'm standing.
01:38Hey, hey, what is this?
01:39There are thorns in your mouth.
01:40You're having a hard time standing.
01:41Suck it.
01:42Suck all the sympathy.
01:43The customer's plate
01:44has thick chutney.
01:45It becomes thin by crying.
01:46And then it hits you suddenly.
01:48Sister, I came to eat vada pav.
01:50That's why vada pav costs 50 rupees.
01:52But sister thinks...
01:53I'll become a millionaire
01:54if I sell it for 50 rupees.
01:55I'll become a millionaire
01:56if I sell it for 50 rupees.
01:57Someone can't be rich
01:58by selling overpriced things.
01:59No, no, no.
02:00Sister is poor.
02:01She is poor among the poor.
02:02Very poor.
02:03If you don't believe me,
02:04then look at the poor girl's condition.
02:09Sister's poor car.
02:10Sister's poor iPhone.
02:11Sister's poor clothes and purse.
02:13And all these poor things
02:14are not bought by selling vada pav.
02:15That's just a family business
02:16of making fun of people.
02:17Tell me one thing.
02:18You guys make my videos.
02:19They get views.
02:20They get paid by YouTube.
02:21What's the use of me?
02:22No matter what you do,
02:23you should be a chef
02:24with an attitude of 5 stars.
02:26But it's true.
02:27What's the use?
02:31Wow!
02:32Celebrity.
02:33She's taking a picture
02:34with a customer.
02:35She's taking a picture
02:36with a customer's dog.
02:37But...
02:38What's the use of me?
02:39What's the use of me?
02:40Ronaldo of vada pav.
02:41What else do you want?
02:42Should I make a YouTube channel
02:43in your name?
02:44There are thousands of hungry customers
02:45today.
02:46She's the most hungry.
02:47On this road,
02:48the dog didn't bark.
02:49In the future, a murderer...
02:50If you keep quiet for 2 minutes,
02:51she'll tell you so much.
02:52Her husband is also upset.
02:53There are so many people
02:54because of me.
02:55There's a crowd since morning.
02:56They didn't sell 2 vada pav.
02:57She didn't go to the hospital.
02:59Her phone will be suspended.
03:00I swear on unemployed men.
03:01I'm not earning money.
03:02I would have divorced her.
03:03Nowadays,
03:04whoever becomes an influencer,
03:05whether they put content or not,
03:06they definitely tell
03:07how much I have struggled.
03:08You were not there.
03:09You were insulted.
03:10It used to rain.
03:11I saw myself
03:12begging for food.
03:13Enough, stupid.
03:14Will you make me cry?
03:15I didn't cry
03:16after seeing Bobby's animal.
03:17Now look at this once.
03:182 years ago,
03:19I had a very good
03:20separate job.
03:21I'm still doing it.
03:22I'm still doing it.
03:23I'm still doing it.
03:24I was using the word yesterday.
03:25Didi's PR team
03:26are Didi's hormones.
03:27Same mood, same story.
03:28So, in total,
03:29Didi's beard
03:30struggled more than her.
03:31Didi's children
03:32struggled more than her
03:33in writing essays.
03:34And Didi's customer
03:35struggles more than Didi
03:36when she has to
03:37take out
03:3850 rupees vada pav
03:39in the morning.
03:40I'm standing here
03:41only for you guys.
03:42Otherwise, I would have
03:43called and said
03:44I'm not coming.
03:45The matter would have ended.
03:46She's standing with 3 hands full
03:47of money.
03:48She's left them on the seam
03:49and comes back.
03:50And if you don't like this attitude,
03:51Didi's cart has written
03:52My life,
03:53my vada pav,
03:54eat or die.
03:55I'm not feeling well.
03:56I'm having trouble breathing.
03:57Oh, the cart people's
03:58Madhuri Dixit.
03:59Only if she stops talking
04:00will she be able to breathe.
04:01I swear, I can write a book
04:02on her.
04:03And on the first page,
04:04these lines would have been written.
04:05Didi finds her husband hot
04:06only when he's pulling the cart.
04:07Didi's customers
04:08instead of Hastmethun
04:09do Dastmethun.
04:10Didi's email id is
04:11nahidoongi.lodapav
04:12at the rate bakchodi.com
04:13Have you ever seen
04:14a buffalo and a camel
04:15fighting?
04:17Have you ever seen
04:18a buffalo and a camel
04:19fighting?
04:20Delhi's top entertainment
04:21is the women's Kalesh.
04:22Oh, you're fighting
04:23or dancing?
04:29Whose hand is this
04:30that's censoring so perfectly?
04:32I want a hand like this too.
04:33Now the police came
04:34and filled Didi's cart.
04:39Oh, Vada Pav girl,
04:40keep your respect.
04:41Who goes to the police cart?
04:42The arrest of a dead animal
04:43should not stop
04:44the arrest of followers.
04:45Now Didi has understood
04:46that the cart has come
04:47in danger.
04:48Now take out your cards.
04:49First is
04:51woman card.
04:55Whether the cart is legal
04:56or illegal,
04:57support it.
04:58Because she is a woman.
04:59She is a rising star
05:00of India.
05:01And you are a stupid boy.
05:02You are a two-bit idiot.
05:04Didi's second card is
05:06family card.
05:11She made me cry.
05:12Mom!
05:15Why are you frying Vada?
05:16She is your mother-in-law.
05:17She is my mother.
05:18She is taking so much rest.
05:19She has put a stove on the road
05:20and made her sit in front.
05:21What a luxury!
05:22And Didi is standing in front
05:23and taking selfies.
05:24What a labor!
05:25Now Didi's third card.
05:28This is the most common.
05:30Victim card.
05:32Where is it?
05:34Where is it?
05:35Guys, look at this.
05:36I have a scar on my forehead.
05:38Heart patient is her customer
05:39who is eating so much cholesterol.
05:40Now like every influencer,
05:41Didi also has to say
05:45Oh!
05:46Do you see this phone?
05:47This is Infinix's
05:48GT20 Pro gaming phone.
05:49It has MediaTek Dimensity 8200
05:50Ultimate Processor.
05:52With this,
05:53you can play any game
05:54like PUBG or COD
05:55on the highest setting.
05:56Its design is also good.
05:57It looks like a gaming phone.
05:58And you can play games
05:59in 90 FPS.
06:00It has 144Hz refresh rate.
06:02It has a dedicated
06:03gaming display chip.
06:04So if you also
06:05want to become
06:06a badass gamer,
06:07then go to Flipkart
06:08and buy this phone.
06:09Now why am I
06:10integrating this phone?
06:11It's not for money.
06:12I just want to
06:13kiss my boss.
06:14Now wherever there is food,
06:15there are insects.
06:16I mean,
06:17food vloggers
06:18reach the stall
06:19and there is nothing to say.
06:20Chutney is number one.
06:21Chutney is number one.
06:22Stupidity is also
06:23number one.
06:24Views are also
06:25number one.
06:26Exams marks are also
06:27number one.
06:28And when you ask them
06:29to do something different,
06:30Oh!
06:31I have ordered Russian
06:32for you.
06:33Fine.
06:34Fine? What fine?
06:35At this age,
06:36before giving birth,
06:37you will break.
06:39In Bigg Boss OTT 3,
06:40I want to see myself
06:41as a winner
06:42till the end.
06:44Have you reached the headquarters?
06:45Bigg Boss is their
06:46T20 World Cup.
06:47You have to do
06:48a lot of nonsense
06:49to get invited.
06:50I should also go.
06:51What?
06:52I am going?
06:53Did I make this video
06:54so that I can
06:55promote my Bigg Boss
06:56intro?
06:57Oh!
06:58My ass.
06:59Now if you
07:00ignore the stall,
07:01it becomes a mess
07:02and a mess
07:03is spreading a lot.
07:04Dolly the tea seller.
07:05Who says
07:06a tea seller
07:07cannot buy
07:08Royal every day?
07:09Royal every day.
07:10Royal every day.
07:11Royal every day.
07:12Rumble every day.
07:14People think
07:15he sold tea
07:16and bought Royal every day.
07:17Maruti 800
07:18doesn't have a tyre on it.
07:19A normal tea seller
07:20is poor.
07:21He is just a famous poor guy.
07:22And the people
07:23who are really rich
07:24are using him.
07:25They are promoting
07:26their things.
07:27They have called him
07:28to Dubai.
07:29Dolly started with tea
07:30and today
07:31he is standing
07:32in the most expensive
07:33place in Dubai.
07:34It is a public place
07:35made to stand in the grass.
07:36Oh!
07:37You guys
07:38should have taken me
07:39to a rooftop.
07:40You are not hiding
07:41your poverty
07:42from me.
07:43You guys
07:44have forced me
07:45to make this video.
07:46Dolly used to
07:47sell tea
07:48and now
07:49he is still
07:50making tea.
07:51Who am I?
07:52Jhapri.
07:53What can I do?
07:54I can sell tea.
07:55The world is
07:56burning.
07:57I am not sad.
07:58It is amazing.
07:59He looks like
08:00a tea leaf.
08:01There are some people
08:02who do bad things
08:03and want to
08:04become like me.
08:05Who wants to
08:06become like
08:07this goat?
08:08He has made
08:09his struggle story
08:10his success story.
08:11It was amazing
08:12when he served
08:13tea to Bill Gates.
08:14Today's interesting
08:15news is that
08:16Bill Gates
08:17made a new video
08:18with a tea vendor.
08:19Hi guys.
08:20Bull here.
08:21What am I doing
08:22here?
08:23My wife
08:24broke up with me
08:25because
08:26my micro
08:27was clean.
08:28So,
08:29I came to India
08:30to do
08:31my
08:32micro art.
08:33So,
08:34let's start
08:35this vlog.
08:36One
08:37tea
08:38please.
08:39One second sir.
08:42Red tea,
08:43it's hot.
08:44It's hot.
08:45Red tea,
08:46it's hot.
08:47It's hot.
08:48I made a mistake.
08:49If I try
08:50it five more times,
08:51I will be fine.
08:52Sorry.
08:53It's okay.
08:54It's okay.
08:55I used to tell
08:56my wife
08:57that she is
08:58the daughter
08:59of a rich man.
09:00Anyway,
09:01I will
09:02use this
09:03time
09:04to my past
09:05extra here.
09:11Is this also a part of your outfit?
09:18Excuse me?
09:19This is not a part of the outfit.
09:21This is the style of the dholi.
09:22Wow!
09:23What kind of style is this?
09:27Chapri.
09:30I am Chapri.
09:42Wow!
09:47Can I also try?
09:56Don't be scared.
09:57Just lick it.
09:59I'll show you.
10:00Wait.
10:01Look at this.
10:04Is it good?
10:05Yes, it's good.
10:08Wow!
10:11Here.
10:17Do you smoke?
10:20Sometimes.
10:21Which one?
10:24Chauti Gout.
10:26Bhau!
10:28Take it.
10:29Take it in your mouth.
10:30I didn't tell you.
10:36You idiot!
10:37Chauti Gout.
10:41Chauti Gout.
10:43You look like Jeff Bezos.
10:48Chauti Gout.
10:50Take it easy.
10:53Wait.
10:54I have a pass.
10:55It's a play tape.
11:00Take it easy.
11:01It's hot.
11:07It's good.
11:08It's good.
11:10Thanks.
11:12Selfie?
11:15Yes.
11:383 million likes.
11:39And if you are new,
11:40then what are you doing?
11:41On that white button,
11:43throw tea or Vada Pav.
11:44I don't know.
11:45Just click it.
11:46And if you also want to be a badass gamer,
11:47then go and buy Infinix GT 20 Pro.
11:50Link in description.
11:51Now I am also going.
11:53I have to watch Bigg Boss.
11:55Bye.
11:56Mohit!
11:57I got your childhood recording.
11:58And it's very spicy.
12:00Smoke is going to come out of my feet.
12:03Very strong.
12:05Brother.
12:07My throat is burning.
12:10I don't know what brother has made.
12:13According to me.
12:15But it's very tasty.
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