THE PERFECT BRIDE

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9/29/2024

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00:00So how are you guys?

00:02Today I am going to talk about a creature

00:04who needs Akhand Bharat

00:06I need Akhand Bharat now

00:08For those who don't know who this is

00:10You guys are very lucky

00:12This is Wakanda's national bird

00:14which one night

00:16made everyone laugh and

00:18ran away from there

00:20Now this creature is found in Kashmir and Goa

00:22So let's start

00:24without any nonsense

00:26There must be some nonsense

00:28I am a bud of Kashmir

00:30No matter how much you

00:32adorn a pig

00:34It won't turn into a peacock

00:36It has a face like Jaini

00:38Even Ajay Devgn didn't spit Paan Masala on it's face

00:40I am a bud of Kashmir

00:42I got a lot of proposals

00:44I got a lot of proposals

00:46I got a lot of big proposals

00:48One proposal came from African Gandhi

00:50He doesn't want dowry

00:52Just send the bride

00:54naked with neem leaves

00:56The kids will get mother's love and milk

00:58Rest of the life is fun

01:06He is my groom

01:08who I like the most

01:10Groom kiss me

01:16The groom's ass is torn

01:18He knows that this witch gets itching every night

01:20Now who will calm her down

01:26I am tired

01:28of this love

01:30I want to find

01:32a man

01:34who will make me happy

01:36First of all

01:38this should happen in this country

01:40Someone should make her happy

01:42Who says this?

01:44Listen to me

01:46I love you a lot

01:48Make me happy

01:50Kashmir stop

01:52Make me happy

01:54Who is this

01:56who will torture me

01:58Who is this

02:00who will

02:02make me happy

02:04Do you want love

02:06or beating

02:08Decide it

02:10I don't understand

02:12What do you want

02:14I need a Jat

02:16He should be

02:18from Rohtak

02:20He should be from Bhiwani

02:22He should be from Haryana

02:24He should be from Punjab

02:26You won't get a Jat

02:28He should be sent to National Zoo

02:30He won't be alive for long

02:32I am very sad

02:34Who is that Madrasi

02:36who will

02:38make my body a dosa

02:40This is what I wanted to hear

02:42This is how he is

02:44When he is sad, he sits on a motorbike and vibrates

02:46And when he is happy

02:48he looks at the valleys and shouts

02:50This is how my mother raised me

02:52That Bengali

02:54who will give me

02:56two big Russian dolls

02:58in my mouth

03:00I want tits

03:02I want tits

03:04I want tits

03:06Don't be shy

03:08I want tits

03:12I have never seen a more stupid person

03:14than him

03:16That Punjabi

03:18who will give me a sour lassi

03:20who will give me a sour lassi

03:26I would like to request our Prime Minister

03:28to give this heavenly

03:30man a sour lassi

03:32And remember

03:34He should be a Punjabi

03:40Mom, don't make this viral

03:42Your MMS

03:44is not that bad

03:46Mom, don't make this viral

03:48No one will do it

03:50No one wants to see your

03:52ugly body

03:54I am a man

03:56A real man

03:58You fool

04:00I am a government company

04:02Then go and get a job

04:04You made a company

04:06A lot of Punjabi boys came into my life

04:08They left me

04:10What did they do?

04:12They left me

04:14He is still acting

04:16If he is acting like this

04:18then how will he get a Bhangra?

04:20He got a Bhangra and left

04:24I have

04:26done a lot of stupid things in my life

04:28But he is crossing my limits

04:30A lot of people came

04:32and left me

04:34with a Bhangra

04:36But

04:38Deepak didn't feel the pain

04:40My dear

04:42Deepak is such a man

04:44I will show you what a man he is

04:50Fear God you idiot

04:52Look at this

04:54These are cows

04:56And they give us milk

04:58These cows have

05:00nipples

05:02Nipples?

05:04This is a disease

05:06that has nipples all over the body

05:08This is a disease

05:10that has nipples all over the body

05:12Nipples on the back

05:14Nipples on the front

05:16Nipples on the back

05:18Nipples

05:20Nipples

05:22Before I move ahead

05:24I want to tell you a story

05:26Nine months ago

05:28Virat Kohli hit a six

05:30at a speed of 90 kmph

05:32And the ball

05:34went straight into his ass

05:36Now,

05:38Virat Kohli

05:40You left after having fun

05:42But Deepak Kalam is pregnant

05:44And this is the 9th month

05:46that I am going through

05:48This kid

05:50is kicking me a lot

05:52He is kicking because

05:54he has to somehow get out of there

05:56His condition has become

05:58like a prisoner in Tihar jail

06:00You don't get to eat or drink

06:02All you get is

06:04Lassi

06:06Virat Kohli

06:08You left Deepak Kalam

06:10But this kid

06:12He has given birth to him

06:14He is a demon in the form of a human

06:16He goes to the goats and says

06:18Goats, give me an egg

06:20He goes to the rivers of Kashmir and says

06:22Love you Lovda

06:24If you are a virgin

06:26Deepak Kalam will solve your problem

06:28And my personal favorite

06:30Can you tell us how an induction motor starts?

06:32Gori gori gori gori gori gori

06:34gori gori gori gori gori

06:36gori gori gori gori gori

06:38Enough, that's enough for today

06:40If I see his face once more

06:42I will go mad

06:44So if you guys want me to make more videos on him

06:46Hit the like button

06:48And if you don't want to, then hit the like button harder

06:50I am not aiming for that this time

06:52And if you are new, then subscribe

06:54That red button

06:56That red red color button

06:58Hit the sour lassi on it

07:00Or smash it

07:02I don't know

07:04You should just click

07:06Now I am going

07:08I have an appointment with Arjun the psychiatrist

07:10Bye

07:12Mohit, close the windows

07:14I might try to jump

07:30Pagal kahinke

07:32Mujhe bhoswadi pappu kehte hai

07:34Maine toh poore India ka chutiya kaat diya

07:36Ab sabko pata chal gaya

07:38Ki kaun hai bhoswadi pappu

07:40Ho ho ho ho ho

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