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Mule Deer/Lee/PM, 1978
Chuck D's Classic Games Cavalcade
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9/28/2024
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00:00
And now, ladies and gentlemen, introducing my favorite singer and guitar player, the
00:20
host and star of our show, Mr. Chuck Berry!
00:27
Welcome to the Old Town Show!
00:50
I want to thank the Philadelphia Eagles for sending me this wonderful outfit I wear at
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all times.
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It's so nice of you.
01:06
And now, ladies and gentlemen, here for your entertainment pleasure is one of the great
01:10
dancers of all time.
01:12
Only on the Gong Show could you see a dancer this good.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Arthur Latcher!
01:46
Let it go, Arthur!
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We'll be back to find out what our cute little celebrities think about Arthur Latcher right
02:21
after this message.
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Take it away, Bill!
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Way to go, Arthur!
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Little Arthur danced on his hands.
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And now, let's hear our little celebrities.
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First, hush up, hush up!
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First, a funny-sounding guy who on Sunday relaxes by slipping into a bumblebee suit
02:58
and then shouting obscenities at his houseplants.
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Ladies and...
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Shut up!
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Now, be quiet!
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Ladies and gentlemen, Gary Mule Deer!
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Ah!
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Good old Gary!
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Thank you!
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Hey, where are you?
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There you are!
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Gary, what do you think of Arthur Latcher?
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I saw him on the floor show of the Poseidon Adventure.
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I thought he was great.
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I'm going to give him a ten.
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A ten, Arthur, for your...
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You're being very tough.
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Here's a beautiful lady and a good friend, Michelle Lee.
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Oh, Michelle!
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What do you think of Arthur Latcher?
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I gave Arthur a nine.
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See that, Arthur?
03:40
You're slipping.
03:41
Now, for a man who says he hasn't had so much fun
03:44
since he attended the launching of Kate Smith.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Pat McCormick!
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Oh, good old Pat.
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What do you think of Arthur Latcher?
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Doing his act, he's lost over $100,000 in loose change.
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I saw some.
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Nine and nine.
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28, a costly act, but certainly worth having on the show.
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Pleasant and delightful.
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Good old Arthur.
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All right.
04:10
I don't think Arthur will ever appear anywhere again.
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Ladies and gentlemen, here comes a group
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that shows us the real reason penicillin was invented.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Wild Gang Doodle!
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-♪♪
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-♪ Shake your money maker
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♪ Shake your money maker
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♪ Shake your money maker
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♪ Shake your money maker
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♪ Shake your money maker
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♪ I got a gal who lives up on the hill
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♪ Yeah, I got a gal who lives up on the hill
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♪ Said she's gonna love me but I don't believe she will
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♪ Yeah, shake your money maker
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Go shake your mind and make it, shake your mind and make it,
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shake your mind and make it, shake your mind and make it.
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I got a gal, she just won't be true.
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No, I got a gal, she just won't be true.
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She won't do one single thing I tell her to, baby.
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Shake your mind and make it, go shake your mind and make it,
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shake your mind and make it, shake your mind and make it,
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shake your mind and make it.
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That was sensational.
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Wang Dang Doodle.
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Great going.
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Hey, Michelle Lee, what do you think of Wang Dang Doodle?
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I think they were terrific.
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Hear that, Wang?
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I gave him a 10.
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Can I call you Wang for short?
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Pat McCoy, what do you think of Wang?
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I saw them do this act in the Mount Sinai Intensive Care Ward.
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Very good, I gave him a 10.
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Yahoo.
06:13
Gary Mule's here.
06:14
They'll probably hawk the trophy, but I gave him a 9.
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Good score, 29 points for Wang Dang Doodle.
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Here we go, Wang Dang.
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Great going.
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Part 50 mode.
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Part 50 mode.
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What a great act.
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Now, here's a bright guy who thinks he's got ripped off
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because he just bought a 10-speed bicycle,
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and there wasn't any rip.
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I told you to stop.
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I bought a 10-speed, and there wasn't.
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See that?
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Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready, Mike?
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All right.
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Ladies and gentlemen, here comes Mike Winslow.
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Let's do it, Mike.
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♪♪
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Ladies and gentlemen in television land,
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on behalf of the personnel here at the Gong Show,
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we thank you for watching this channel.
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If you're not watching this channel,
07:05
you're probably watching the other channel on the other network.
07:09
Benji, my doggy.
07:11
Bark, bark.
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Oh, he ran away.
07:14
Bark, bark.
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That was my nose, turkey.
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Benji.
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Or you're probably watching the other network.
07:23
Star Trek.
07:25
Orpecta 6.
07:30
Energize.
07:34
Or you're watching the other network.
07:37
Come on, Donald.
07:38
Put down the chainsaw.
07:41
All right.
07:44
Or you're watching the Gong Show, which means...
07:47
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
07:48
My name is Jimmy.
07:50
I'm going to do a song called Pebble Haze.
08:04
Good.
08:08
Pebble Haze!
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Pebble Haze!
08:10
All in my brain!
08:13
Things are funny.
08:14
Don't seem the same.
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Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
08:23
Thank you so much.
08:29
How are you?
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Good to meet you.
08:31
How are you doing?
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Pretty good.
08:34
All right.
08:36
Pat McCork, what do you think of Mike Winslow?
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I think he's terrific.
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Terrific.
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Hush up. Hush up.
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We're being attacked.
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Hush up.
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Hush up.
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Now, hush up.
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I know how he makes those noises.
08:54
He eats six tacos and drinks a gallon of water
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before that show, and I gave him a ten.
09:00
Gary Mills here.
09:02
Well, it looks to me like a lot of drugs in the 60s,
09:04
but I gave him a ten.
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It was good.
09:09
Michelle Lee.
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Don't get upset with me, everybody, all right?
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I gave him a ten!
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Oh!
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All right.
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We'll be back with more stuff right after this.
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That's it.
09:27
All right.
20:16
And now, radio artists and music news about all of your favorite rock and roll stars,
20:19
with your hosts, Kathryn Kinley and Lisa Robinson, all ahead on USA.
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