Jimmy Butler's Media Day Hairstyle/Looks Odds

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We go over Jimmy Butler's Media Day Hairstyle/Looks Odds. The show goes off the rails when Tobin tries to speak from "experience."

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00:00Oh, we have odds and want some action spicy on what?

00:04Jimmy Butler's hairstyle at media day.

00:07Great. Oh, no way.

00:09Jimmy Butler odds from this is from Bovada.

00:14They have put out odds for Jimmy Butler, the favorite.

00:19Bald, bald, I was going to say that bald would be funny

00:24if he just came in bald, just go into the hole.

00:27Uh, Michael Jordan's son meme conversation.

00:31What if he wore a bald cap?

00:33Yeah, no, I think that's what he would do.

00:35He would do it in costume.

00:36But would they actually go bald?

00:38But a bald cap, a bald cap would be funny.

00:40The NBA would make it or like allow him to wear a bald cap.

00:43Ball, I mean, what do you mean allowed?

00:45Do they allowed him to look like, you know, emo, Jimmy?

00:49Yeah, it's like an emo, you know, they're they're they're

00:54seem you, you know, it would have been

00:58it would have made more sense if he dressed like an emo.

01:01Honestly, it would have.

01:02Next in line dyed hair.

01:05So I guess a funky color.

01:07That's plus 550 like that.

01:09Bald is plus 265, by the way.

01:11Afro plus 550.

01:14Yeah, it's like they're in my brain.

01:15Mohawk plus 650 like Birdman.

01:20Like a Birdman, because I miss Birdman.

01:22So if you were to bring back Birdman, I want braids.

01:26Twist twisties with a low fade.

01:29That's plus 850 buzz cut plus 900

01:33plus 950 emo. He's not going to do emo again.

01:36Braids. I got braids.

01:39He didn't do braids one year.

01:40OK, well, we did dreadlocks one year.

01:43Those are both braids.

01:45So basically, they're saying Jimmy coming in normal is plus 1100.

01:48Yeah, that's good action.

01:49Can I really bet that on Bob?

01:50That's what I'm saying.

01:51Man bun.

01:55Plus 1100.

01:56Does he have enough of man bun?

01:57Yeah, he does. He does.

01:58He does. Pigtails.

02:00Mickey Mouse hairstyle plus 1200.

02:03So 12. So pigtails.

02:05Mickey Mouse is only $100 more than regular Jimmy.

02:10And then finally, the Jimmy Neutron, which I think is Duncan Robinson.

02:15Is that not? Yeah, the spiked, the spiked look kind of coiffed hair

02:20like let it flow.

02:22It's emo, but just one side. Yeah. No.

02:26What do you say?

02:26You just think you think you're going to show up normally?

02:28You think there's going to be a costume?

02:30No costume this year?

02:31No, because all would be funny, though.

02:33Yeah, I think you're right, though.

02:35No costumes.

02:37I think I mean, we we need serious, Jimmy.

02:40Well, it was all to make a point because they weren't using his photos.

02:43What about contacts?

02:44They've been using the emo one.

02:45True. True.

02:46You mean like him showing up with like blue eyes?

02:48Like like white, you know, Halloween zombie.

02:51I don't know. Right.

02:53That'd be cool. That would be kind of cool.

02:55Yeah. I mean, I don't think that I don't think he cares.

02:59I don't know.

02:59He's a wild card.

03:00I don't know what he's going to say now.

03:03He could really go out and get like a fake face tattoo or something crazy like that.

03:07I think. Yeah.

03:08Like what about what about like a handlebar mustache?

03:10Like he was a bartender from the 20s.

03:12Oh, that's the last time he's had a mustache.

03:14I don't know. That would be fun.

03:15You know how hard it is to go.

03:17You wouldn't know.

03:18No, but you see what you're talking about.

03:20We're asking the guy who's never had something.

03:22I mean, I I just shave between breaks.

03:27We're asking.

03:28We're asking the guy who's never had more than whiskers on his face.

03:31But what is how long it takes?

03:34You don't you don't think, Jimmy, but OK, but Jimmy Butler,

03:36you don't think Jimmy Butler could have a costume mustache put on?

03:41But no, the whole thing is, it hasn't never been a costume has been is.

03:45Yeah, that's why they've had to.

03:47That's why I feel like they wouldn't.

03:48Right. It's been his hair.

03:50It's been his. He hasn't worn a wig or anything like that.

03:52I dare somebody to go up to Jimmy Butler and say, hey, take off that mustache.

03:56No one's going to do it.

03:58But he but that's the whole point.

04:00Everything that he's done has been real.

04:02Yeah, but OK, what about he has facial hair, though?

04:04He has like a goatee that he wears.

04:07He does. OK, yeah, he wears he has a goatee.

04:10That's his look. He is like facial hair.

04:12That's that's that's right.

04:14That's how a person talks.

04:15That's never had facial hair.

04:16I'm going to get it. He wears a goatee.

04:18He wears a goatee. What would you say?

04:20He has a goatee. Yeah, he has.

04:22Yeah. You never had one.

04:23So that's why you say he wears it like clothing.

04:26I had a goatee last night. I just shaved it.

04:29No, that's not you had goat cheese.

04:31That's different.

04:32Do you like goat cheese?

04:34Goat cheese balls. Good.

04:37You should have a goat.

04:38This is JV.

04:40I'm going to email you Jimmy Butler's look last night at the Netflix

04:43premiere. Is there such a thing as facial hair extensions?

04:48Could he bridge off of our mustache?

04:50Speaking, speaking, speaking like a guy who's never had.

04:54I'm asking a question, but he's, you know, the rich have more options.

04:58And so if he's there.

04:59Yeah, but you can only extend like a certain length hair.

05:02You can't extend like your hair. I don't know.

05:05Like if we tried to extend your hair, that becomes just a,

05:09you know, a sticker of hair on your face.

05:12A sticker of hair.

05:14I think handlebar mustache is the way to go.

05:16No, let me see. Go.

05:18I'm getting it to you.

05:19Well, what a robot.

05:21That's the great thing about this show.

05:23We never know what we're going to talk about.

05:24So nothing's missing teeth.

05:27How about that? Like a hillbilly?

05:29Yeah. Like you'll have like just you want to be Jimmy Bob Butler.

05:34Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,

05:39they can't they can't tell him, hey, take that off.

05:42What if Jimmy, yeah, what if Jimmy Butler just did all of it back on?

05:46So like what if what if he did like an Andy Kaufman, like he just did

05:49all of media day, but with an accent, you know,

05:55switch it off.

05:57So this is Jimmy Butler's look right now, Leroy.

05:58It's on screen.

06:00Yeah. You can't grow my handlebar in that time.

06:03I think I think you can't grow a handlebar in it.

06:06But could anybody at the Heat Organization prove

06:09that he didn't have a handlebar mustache?

06:11You know, could they prove that he didn't have the Raleigh fingers?

06:14No, you can't prove it, because if they extended, it would be like

06:17they would do it off of what if he just got makeup?

06:20You can't. He's that means he would have to shave his hair off.

06:24Not necessarily. You can't.

06:27Just put a fake mustache.

06:28You can't put a fake mustache on you.

06:31Clearly, you don't know how facial hair works.

06:34If you're going to put a mustache on, you have to cut in.

06:37It's not longer.

06:38You can either add to it with the little like you do weave

06:42or you can do that or you can shave it off.

06:45So you disagree that he could do the extensions?

06:50Now, I don't know if he could do it for a mustache.

06:53Like, again, you're bringing up options

06:57that only a person who's never had facial hair would bring up.

07:00I don't think I am, because I brought up an option.

07:02And then you said exactly what I just said.

07:04No, I don't know if you can do that. I said, I don't know.

07:06Usually, if you get a fake mustache, it's because you cut it off

07:08because you got to put the glue on your biker, Jimmy.

07:13Long beard biker, Jimmy.

07:14Yeah, just basically do the birdman.

07:17Yeah.

07:20OK, so this.

07:24Yep.

07:27Video footage of this.

07:29I think it may be more possible.

07:32OK, but I don't know if this is capable of a handle bar risk.

07:36This just, you know, adds more of a fuller mustache.

07:39I don't know. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

07:41Like almost it's it's almost like an add on, you know what I'm saying?

07:44Right. But then you got to curl it.

07:46He does. Right.

07:47But he's but Jimmy Butler is going to have like somebody

07:49who's really good at this.

07:50True, true, true.

07:51If he's committed to the bit, it won't be just a tick tock.

07:54But if Jimmy Butler comes there

07:55and then he starts talking like he's from the 40s.

07:58Well, I got to see.

07:59Yeah, we're going to try and hit the pay

08:00the hardwood right here, the hard way.

08:02You kind of you kind of like acting like like really.

08:06How would that interview go?

08:08I mean, it would be amazing.

08:09And that would be my favorite interview of all time.

08:11I would sit here and I'd be Dr.

08:13Zubaga says, all right, let's just concentrate on playing regular season games.

08:17Man, but you know that he's not.

08:20You know, the like this this goes, I mean, maybe.

08:23But but they're also we also have to leave for the possibility

08:27that he's going to show up in a bit

08:29because the last two years there's been a bit look cool.

08:33But wait, so look, look what they're doing.

08:35No, it's not even like he's adding.

08:37OK, so you got to tie the line.

08:39You guys got to explain what's going on here, though.

08:41It's so no radio.

08:43See, but they're not really doing that.

08:45He did thicken it, though, like he said.

08:47And it would handle bars is a whole different thing.

08:49I don't think so.

08:50I guess what?

08:52Can I just say, yes, that's eyelash.

08:55OK, but I don't think it's as hard as you think it is.

08:57That's an eyelash.

08:59So what? Look good.

09:00How are you going to make a handlebar out of an eyelash?

09:02Extend it out, dude.

09:03No, that's clearly you don't understand how hair works

09:07because you've never had any facial hair.

09:08You keep saying that as a point.

09:09And it's true.

09:11It's it's not it's not crazy.

09:12Look at my facial hair.

09:14I know how hard it is to get the handlebar thing going.

09:17Well, you never tried it.

09:18You never look like it takes a long time.

09:20So this little piece of hair right here has to grow

09:23and you have to not cut it for a very long period of time.

09:26Yeah, you don't you don't just grow it down here.

09:29It has to be this hair.

09:32So you know how long that takes?

09:33Yeah, but he's going to do makeup.

09:35Ah, I don't know if you can extend this little piece

09:39to do handlebars.

09:40He definitely could do it with eyelashes.

09:42What he just showed you was I somebody some dumb ass

09:45putting eyelashes on his mustache.

09:47You would have said him showing up in goth is ridiculous.

09:49No, true.

09:50He put with eyelashes.

09:52Wait, his regular mustache wasn't thick enough.

09:55He had lip. He wanted the Freddie Mercury.

09:57He had lip piercing. Right.

09:59So he had to.

10:02No, that doesn't help your argument.

10:05That old jackass putting eyelashes on his mouth.

10:09I want you to be able to look like the Lorax.

10:11That is not. Can I just tell you

10:14that place for the Panther that is so far from manly what?

10:18Oh, I want to wonder.

10:20Hey, Bob, let's go get that mustache builder.

10:23We're just going to use for my lashes.

10:25No, but it's not manly, but it's funny.

10:27Yeah, I think you're right.

10:30Because here's the thing.

10:31You've done hair. Yeah.

10:32All right. You've done the two probably best hair things you do.

10:35Bald. OK, we do bald.

10:37I guess it takes a long time to grow back.

10:39Ball will be a funny bit.

10:40But he's you know, he would do fake bald cap.

10:43But him having a ridiculous mustache in his headshot,

10:46that would be really funny.

10:47It could be ridiculous.

10:48But I'm just telling you, like the one you're talking about.

10:51The handlebars is really hard to grow.

10:54That's good. It really is.

10:56Just put on a fake mustache.

10:57You can't, you know, like here, you know.

10:59Wait, hold on. No, no, no, no.

11:01Let me just let me just explain something to you.

11:03You know, in movies, people have had mustaches that are not mustachio.

11:06OK, but let me explain to you how they do it.

11:09They cut all the hair off.

11:10That's not helping you.

11:11They cut all the hair off and then put tape it on.

11:15Big deal. He would do that for a bit.

11:18Not if he already has a mustache,

11:20because some people, it takes a while for that thing to grow back.

11:22Now he'd be fine.

11:23You you've never had facial hair.

11:26How do you know?

11:27Just shave last night, dude.

11:29Sure. That's still not helping your cause.

11:31It is. You're saying you've had hair.

11:33Nobody's ever seen you.

11:34No, but a little like it's because I keep it clean.

11:37But even your wife has seen me with.

11:39I've never seen a picture other than that fake picture with you holding a bunny.

11:43Mrs. Right. Mrs.

11:44So this is so when she sees you guys are like, what does that mean?

11:48She goes, and we're wealthy again.

11:49So like, I got to go shave immediately because I don't want to.

11:52I don't want to be the wolf.

11:54She goes in the back and take a blue to get you ready for action.

11:57Speaking of. Oh,

12:00if you need to get your mustache a little bit more curled and handlebarred.

12:04What? Like nothing says

12:08I don't wear facial hair like that.

12:10We're talking about, dude, dude, that is so fake.

12:14I could give you five years.

12:15You couldn't grow that.

12:16What do you mean?

12:17Literally. Oh, easy.

12:19If I wanted to, but I'm not going to look like that.

12:21I'll I'll give you to the end of the year.

12:23What do you mean?

12:24You'll look like this right here.

12:26So the hundy.

12:27Oh, he's not.

12:28He pulled out the money.

12:29I'm not going to money.

12:30I'm not growing up.

12:31I'm not. I'm not.

12:31I'm not going to be your dancing bear.

12:33Yeah, which I think because you can't.

12:36Two hundred dollars for.

12:38Because I know you can't grow.

12:41I'm a public figure.

12:41I'm not. I'm not here to do your video.

12:43There you go.

12:44There you go.

12:45I'm not here to do you.

12:47She grow mustache to one.

12:52How great would that be?

12:54Be honest, how great would that be?

12:55You know how hard it is to grow back?

12:57But how funny would that be if you just write it?

13:00It looks like it looks like it looks like Jimmy is the bad guy.

13:07Jimmy Butler showed up as as the evil train tracks bad guy.

13:11Yes. But do you know how?

13:13You know, they could do that, right?

13:15It's not possible. They can't do they can do it.

13:18Yeah, but he would have to cut all this.

13:19It would be worth it.

13:20It's right. But that's all I was saying.

13:22He's like in order for him to get a fake mustache like that,

13:25he would have to cut his current mustache off because it requires a lot of glue.

13:30You can't just glue it on top of your other mustache.

13:32She goes, want a little tickle on your mustache.

13:36Bluetooth. He's right.

13:39That's what I feel.

13:40That's what I hear when I see that picture.

13:42Pat Riley, give me my extension.

13:44Zima, I'm going to kidnap Nicola Jovich.

13:53That's the bit. That's right there.

13:55Hey, Jimmy, I just nailed your bit.

13:56That's the bit.

13:57And it would be good, ridiculous, but you can't grow facial hair.

14:01What does that have to do with anything?

14:02It has to do with everything.

14:03I don't think it does.

14:03You can't give advice on facial hair if you never saw it.

14:06I'm not giving advice on actual hair.

14:08I'm not giving advice on actual facial hair.

14:10I'm giving advice. I am.

14:11No, but I'm telling you how you would have to do the mustache.

14:13First of all, you didn't even know the line that they say in Gladiator.

14:16First of all, and second of all, if there's anything,

14:19if there's anything I'm going to give advice on, it's shenanigans and bits.

14:22I understand that.

14:23But I'm telling you how the actual shenanigans has to happen.

14:26You think you could just tape a mustache on top?

14:28He definitely could. He definitely could.

14:29He definitely could. You can't.

14:32You know how it's going to look.

14:33It's going to look like that.

14:37I just want that mixed with Jimmy Butler highlights.

14:39You know, it's great.

14:40Now that we think he's going to do that, I'm going to beat him to the bit

14:43and I'm going to be his sworn enemy.

14:46And then when I'm dressed up, they're like, what the hell are you doing?

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