Keanu Reeves signs a one day contract with the OHL’s Windsor Spitfires

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Keanu Reeves signs a one day contract with the OHL’s Windsor Spitfires... This presents Tobin with a wacky idea involving Florida Panthers Goaltender Sergei Bobrovsky.

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00:00I know Leroy loves this guy, Keanu Reeves.

00:06Listen, can I just say this?

00:08From everything I've heard, Keanu Reeves is a great dude.

00:12Excellent.

00:13One of Hollywood's best.

00:14Okay.

00:15That still doesn't mean that every movie he does is the same

00:19guy.

00:20No, it's not true.

00:20It's not true.

00:25It's not the same as Neo.

00:28It's not.

00:29Yeah, the coach at the coach from Hardball is not the same

00:33right?

00:34Yeah, he was a degenerate gambler.

00:35Didn't they?

00:36He cost him a lot of money in that game.

00:38Yet.

00:38He did.

00:39Yeah, they did.

00:40So, okay, like I get it.

00:46I understand that he did a couple of anomalies anomalies

00:49like but for the most part, like come on, dude.

00:54Well, I don't want to bring on Wick.

00:56I don't want to bring on Wick because because Keanu Reeves

00:58is well-liked and I feel like you're going to tell him to

01:00grow up.

01:01No, what about him?

01:02Why did you bring him?

01:03Wait a minute?

01:04What's wrong with you?

01:04Listen, Keanu Reeves the the person I'm never going to

01:09have problem with so you don't see unlike you clowns.

01:15I can separate the person from the artist, but you don't

01:18like his art.

01:19That don't mean I don't like the person.

01:21I just don't explain to you.

01:22I understand but normally when people separate the art from

01:25the artist, it's usually because the art is really good and

01:29they don't like the person.

01:30You can go either way.

01:31I don't go.

01:32You never heard of it.

01:32I can do it.

01:33I don't tell me how I could do it.

01:35I don't think that's how it's supposed to go though, dude.

01:38You know, usually it's like, oh man shame about R.

01:41Kelly really, really, really hate that.

01:44He's a scumbag.

01:45I don't play his music nowhere.

01:46Yeah, but like, you know, it's not normally like man never

01:51have to watch a Keanu Reeves movie.

01:52Here's a nice guy though.

01:53No, but and I've seen all of them.

01:55So I'm not like I'm just saying they're all the same guy.

02:00Anyway, change the title change the plot.

02:03He's the same guy.

02:04He signed a one-day contract with the Windsor Spitfires.

02:11A team that he tried out for as a teen growing up in Canada, but

02:14did not make which made him go focus on acting.

02:17That's cool, but let's let's let's just what's listen.

02:25Well, he get ready to play John Madden.

02:26How about that?

02:27Is he playing John Madden?

02:29Yeah, I thought it was a Nick Cage.

02:31It's one of them, right?

02:32It's one of those two.

02:33I thought it was like think about this.

02:38John Wick one, two, three and four and four the plot change

02:43three and four and four the plot changes do whatever I've never

02:49seen a guy in a movie with more killing and fighting never

02:54raised his voice.

02:55So, you know who you should go.

02:57Hey, I gotta get even don't don't don't don't do anything

03:06to my dog.

03:07Did you not see Dave Carradine as Kung Fu?

03:09He never raised his voice.

03:11What was the movie where he got those girls and everybody's

03:14poisoned Kung Fu movies?

03:16No, they be ready.

03:18They raise their voice.

03:19They do that.

03:20Did you ever see the one where he got captured in the house

03:23and like those girls because they called him to be a pervert

03:25and so like, yeah, what was that movie?

03:27He freaked out in that movie.

03:29Yeah, it was called.

03:31They got him.

03:35What about since he was a goalie?

03:38Hear me out.

03:40Keanu Reeves stars.

03:42Mighty Ducks three.

03:43No, we already had Mighty Ducks three.

03:48Did we?

03:48Yeah, that's when they they took on the international team.

03:52Believe.

03:52Okay, so far.

03:54Hear me out.

03:54Knock knock.

03:55Knock knock is the name of the movie.

03:57Keanu Reeves stars in Bob the Sergei Bobrovsky story.

04:08Hey, my sentiments.

04:11Exactly.

04:13So wait, we barely could get him in these movies to talk

04:16English.

04:16You're going to get him to talk with accent.

04:20You don't think that's a bit of a way he could do the accent.

04:22You did see John Wick.

04:25Just a little.

04:25Yeah, he could do it.

04:26Tell him.

04:27Yeah, to get you had to get a stamp on your family.

04:30Ski.

04:31You had to talk.

04:31Yeah, you had to talk Eastern Europe language.

04:34Telling you.

04:36I like it.

04:37That's funny.

04:39I mean, he is 60, but you know, really?

04:42No, I will say this.

04:43He doesn't like his age.

04:44Yeah.

04:45No, I can't believe Keanu Reeves is 60.

04:48Looks good.

04:49Yeah.

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