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00:00I like to hear the stories of the murderers.
00:02Tell me, how were they killed and how did they come here?
00:05Tell him the story.
00:06Lohri, I'm tired of asking you.
00:09How were they killed?
00:10At least tell me today.
00:12How were the lions killed?
00:14I haven't got married yet.
00:15Okay.
00:17I woke up one night.
00:20I saw your wife on the bed.
00:22Okay.
00:23I saw the time, it was 12.35.
00:26I said, she goes to the bathroom at this time.
00:30This bathroom burns at 12.35?
00:32Yes.
00:33There was no woman there?
00:35No, no.
00:35Then she's not a sinner, she looks like Neelkanth to me.
00:40When I got up and looked in the bathroom, there was no one there either.
00:42Okay.
00:43When I looked out the door, the door was open.
00:46When I came out of the door, there was a dinghy in front of me.
00:49Under that, a boy was sitting and talking.
00:52Ta-da!
00:53While talking, I woke up and was surprised.
00:56Yes.
00:57I felt sleepy, so I came home and slept.
01:04He's such a bad man.
01:12I felt sleepy, so I slept.
01:14In the morning, I woke up.
01:15She also got up from her bed.
01:17Okay.
01:17She got up and cooked breakfast.
01:19She wasn't ashamed at all.
01:20I didn't make her do it.
01:21I said, when she's sleepy, why should I?
01:25He's such a bad man.
01:28You're absolutely right.
01:29I went to work.
01:30I came back in the evening.
01:32I ate my breakfast and slept again.
01:34I gave her a glass of water.
01:36It was 1 o'clock at night.
01:38I woke up and gave her a glass of water.
01:39I told her, look, there's no one in the bathroom.
01:41It wasn't 12.35 today.
01:43No, no, it's 1 o'clock.
01:45She didn't go at 12.35?
01:46No, no, she must have gone at her time.
01:48It's not my fault that I got up late.
01:52No, no, she doesn't stop at 12.35.
01:54She leaves when there are 72 passengers.
01:59I got up and looked.
02:00I said, where did she go?
02:01Then I looked under the lock.
02:03Under that lock?
02:04Yes, under that lock.
02:05Okay.
02:06I went there and went back.
02:08I went and opened the door.
02:09I knocked on the door.
02:11She didn't call me.
02:12I said, when she didn't call me, why should I?
02:15What a bad man.
02:18It's an incident.
02:20Don't take it out on me.
02:23He's a bad man.
02:25No, a bad man doesn't behave like that.
02:27A bad man behaves with his eyes closed.
02:30When she didn't call me.
02:31Then?
02:32Then I got angry.
02:34I came home and tore my shoes.
02:36Your shoes?
02:37No, no, hers.
02:38I went barefoot.
02:39I didn't want to get sick.
02:42I kept my shoes near her.
02:45She didn't call me.
02:46I said, when she didn't call me, why should I?
02:50You're right.
02:51I have to pay for the medicine.
02:52I don't want to get sick.
02:54You're right.
02:55I kept quiet.
02:56The boy was sleeping.
02:58When he saw me, he kept quiet.
03:00What was he saying?
03:02What do you want to hear?
03:04I didn't hear anything.
03:05You're right.
03:06You're a bad man.
03:07Yes.
03:08I came and slept.
03:10Okay.
03:11I drank water and slept.
03:13The next day, I went to work.
03:15Okay.
03:16She didn't tell me where I was going.
03:18Whether I was going to talk to her or not.
03:20I said, no.
03:21I didn't even ask her.
03:23I said, get lost.
03:24I don't want to talk to you.
03:26We just got married.
03:27I said, let's talk about it.
03:30How long did you tolerate this?
03:33The next day, I kept sleeping.
03:35Sometimes, I wanted a cigarette.
03:37Okay.
03:38I got up and saw a cigarette.
03:39There was no cigarette in the box.
03:41I went to the toilet.
03:42There was no cigarette in the box.
03:44Okay.
03:45Now, I don't smoke at 2 a.m.
03:47That's right.
03:48Then, I remembered.
03:49The boy was drinking.
03:50Look, he's sitting there.
03:59How did the boy come to your house?
04:02It's cold.
04:03I can't sit without a cigarette.
04:05That's right.
04:06I asked him.
04:07I said, do you have a cigarette?
04:10He put it in his pocket.
04:11He gave me a box.
04:12K2.
04:13How can a rascal give you a box?
04:15I opened the box.
04:16There were four cigarettes in it.
04:17I took it and threw it away.
04:18Then, I remembered.
04:19If he wants it,
04:20he will come after me.
04:21That's right.
04:22I put two cigarettes in it.
04:23I gave it to him.
04:24He kept two.
04:25That's right.
04:26I came home.
04:27I was smoking cigarettes.
04:28I remembered.
04:29I said, this guy
04:30comes here every day.
04:31Then, I went to the toilet.
04:32Oh, my.
04:33I sat under the toilet.
04:34I went to the toilet.
04:35I said, do you have a cigarette?
04:36He said, no.
04:37I said, do you have a cigarette?
04:38He said, no.
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04:40He said, no.
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04:42He said, no.
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