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Best of zafri khan and Abide baig

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00:00Where have you all taken me?

00:03Come here.

00:04Come here.

00:05Hey!

00:06You never learnt to bathe.

00:09What are you doing?

00:10What nonsense is this?

00:11When did you come to eat my food?

00:13You must be wondering why I came so late.

00:17I took the entire deal.

00:18Keep it ready.

00:19If you don't eat it, I'll hit you with my shoes.

00:21Why?

00:22Because you have money for 14 days.

00:25What nonsense is this?

00:26What nonsense is this?

00:27I told you that my daughters-in-law...

00:29Yes.

00:30They have two wives.

00:31Yes.

00:32Two wives and two children.

00:33Yes.

00:34I didn't find two wives and children.

00:35Then?

00:36I have four grandsons.

00:37What nonsense is this?

00:38What nonsense is this?

00:39I didn't find them.

00:40They are at home.

00:41They are at home.

00:42Your job is a mess.

00:43Why do you have so many children?

00:44I have a big house.

00:45I have to take care of my son.

00:46What nonsense is this?

00:47Do you think you are my son?

00:49SubhanAllah.

00:50Yesterday, I went to the doctor.

00:51I told him that I don't have children.

00:53I told the doctor to take care of my son.

00:55I also asked him to take care of my children.

00:56He said he will take care of my son.

00:57He said he will take care of my son.

01:08Hey! Who are you?

01:09Hakimah.

01:12You have come to the wrong place.

01:14Don't misbehave with me.

01:15You are the one misbehaving.

01:17I always respect you.

01:19I told you...

01:21That I have become a millionaire.

01:22Yes.

01:23I am using a poster of mine.

01:24What are they saying outside?

01:26They are giving a speech against you.

01:28Really?

01:29Yesterday I heard them giving a speech.

01:31What?

01:32They were saying about our Chaudhary.

01:34They were saying who says he is Chaudhary?

01:36Yes.

01:37They are saying our Chaudhary is shameless.

01:40He is bald.

01:41He sells chutz.

01:43Why do they say that?

01:44Because he sells.

01:46What nonsense is this?

01:48They are saying I am bald.

01:50You are bald.

01:51I have never been legal all my life.

01:53You have grown so big.

01:54Don't you want to go home?

01:55I have grown this big.

01:56You want to go home like this?

01:57I will hit you.

02:00I swear I didn't do it on purpose.

02:03You didn't do it on purpose.

02:04You did it on purpose.

02:09You hit me on purpose.

02:10You hit me on purpose.

02:11You hit me on purpose.

02:12You hit me on purpose.

02:13You are happy selling petrol in a petrol pump.

02:16You hit me on purpose.

02:21The petrol pump guy said that women are crazy.

02:23What will happen to them?

02:24You should see.

02:25They are like you.

02:28Who are you?

02:29I am the petrol pump guy.

02:30Get up.

02:31You will die.

02:32How many tanks will you fill?

02:33Tell me.

02:34I told you.

02:37What is the matter?

02:38Listen to me.

02:39If you don't come to Chitta.

02:40I will tell you.

02:42I swear.

02:43Chitta guys like you are very cold.

02:46Just open your mouth.

02:50You wanted to make fun of me.

02:52Am I a servant or you?

02:54You are a servant.

02:56What are you doing?

02:57You are my master.

02:58I am your servant.

02:59Why are you misbehaving?

03:00Why are you misbehaving?

03:01Talk to me with respect.

03:02Talk to me with respect.

03:03You are talking in front of me.

03:04You are talking in front of me.

03:06The way I do.

03:07He will do the same.

03:08The way I do.

03:09He will do the same.

03:10Are you trying to copy me?

03:11Am I trying to copy you?

03:12I am here, where is your son?

03:13That's what I want to find out.

03:14There he is.

03:16Don't you have any shame?

03:17What shame? I am here.

03:18How dare you misbehave with my son?

03:20What misbehaviour are you talking about?

03:21Please forgive me.

03:22He has lost his mind for some reason.

03:24Really?

03:24I swear, I will not spare you.

03:25What?

03:26I swear to God.

03:26I will give you 2-2.5 lakhs.

03:28You can do whatever you want.

03:30Stop it.

03:31You are common people.

03:32No one will give you 50 rupees.

03:35Let him go.

03:35Let's go brother.

03:36Let's go somewhere else.

03:37We will have a good time.

03:38Have a good time.

03:39Let's go.

03:40Get lost.

03:41He is sick.

03:42He is sick.

03:44Do you have mangoes?

03:45Yes, I have mangoes.

03:47Where?

03:47At the shop.

03:48Okay.

03:48I asked him why he didn't bring mangoes.

03:49He said he is sick.

03:50Okay.

03:51He is sick.

03:52Where is he?

03:53He should be here by now.

03:55He was here since 7 o'clock.

03:56Okay.

03:57Why are you staring at me?

03:59Go inside and eat.

04:01No, I don't want to eat.

04:03What do you want to eat?

04:03I want to hide it in the bucket, cool it down and eat it.

04:09Tell me what you want to eat.

04:10Listen to me.

04:11Yes.

04:12You should dream of God.

04:13Why?

04:14You shouldn't eat such unhealthy things.

04:16Okay.

04:16Your skin has turned yellow.

04:17Okay.

04:18You lack calcium.

04:19What?

04:19You sweat a lot.

04:21Okay.

04:21If something happens to you, what will happen to your two young daughters?

04:24It's not like that.

04:26I will get my daughters married to the boys I like.

04:29Very good.

04:30If you don't get your daughters married,

04:32Okay.

04:32Today's girls are asking for dowry.

04:35They are asking for dowry.

04:36How much will you give?

04:36Okay.

04:37I think you should give dowry.

04:38The girls are asking for dowry.

04:40They will ask for dowry.

04:41What?

04:41Yes.

04:42You don't care?

04:43No.

04:43They will ask for dowry.

04:44Dowry?

04:44Tell me first.

04:45What nonsense is this?

04:47What nonsense is this?

04:48I am going to the bathroom.

04:49Bathroom?

04:50The food is spoilt.

04:51I don't care.

04:53I don't care.

04:54Women like you go to the market.

04:56They don't give dowry.

04:58Where are you going?

05:01Who was there?

05:04People will ask for dowry.

05:07I don't know what happened.

05:09How dare you talk about dowry?

05:12What is this?

05:14Women like you ask for dowry.

05:17They don't give dowry.

05:19They don't give dowry.

05:21Yes.

05:22You should also give dowry.

05:24Yes, what should I do?

05:25I will tell you.

05:26Look, you don't know about luck.

05:29Okay.

05:30Look, I have a son.

05:31He is my son.

05:32Yes.

05:32Okay.

05:33He is newly married.

05:34Yes.

05:35Yes.

05:35He used to do a lot of work.

05:37Okay.

05:38He used to come back with his wife.

05:40Okay.

05:41She ran away from the house.

05:42Her daughter died.

05:44What is the name of the film?

05:45Film?

05:45Hey.

05:46We didn't find the body yet.

05:49Okay.

05:50We found the boy.

05:53But we didn't find the girl.

05:54She is like a princess.

05:56Yes.

05:56She sits next to me.

05:57Yes.

05:58She tells me that I am beautiful.

05:59I tell her to look at me.

06:01While I am looking at her,

06:03I ask her whom she is looking at.

06:06You and your nonsense.

06:07Look, I did a lot of work in Morocco.

06:09I am very busy.

06:10I had to move in another house.

06:12We have a tenant here.

06:13We have found out about you.

06:15I didn't give you money to listen to my story.

06:17I say, don't worry about me.

06:18Think of your daughters.

06:20Do something.

06:20We don't have a house here.

06:21Look.

06:23Where should we go?

06:24Go inside.

06:25Where?

06:26Don't talk nonsense.

06:27This is her house.

06:28It is a princess's house.

06:30Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

07:00yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

07:30yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

08:00yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

08:30yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

09:00Aaaaaaa ah ahhhh

09:05Oh, hello.

09:07Oh, hi.

09:08I'm alright.

09:11I've been drinking alcohol since morning.

09:16Please forgive me.

09:18What's the matter?

09:19Thank you very much.

09:20I didn't know.

09:21I had the night vision.

09:22Ok.

09:23Please forgive me.

09:26Thank you very much.

09:27I want to marry your fiancée in my dreams.

09:31Really? I'll do that.

09:33What kind of fiancée is she?

09:34So nice of you.

09:37What can I do for you?

09:38Anything you can do for me, please.

09:40Very good.

09:41Shakur, look at him. He's so cute.

09:44He's a nice bald guy.

09:46Oh, really?

09:47He even has a beard.

09:52Shakur!

09:53Why don't you grow a beard in your own house?

09:56I don't have a beard in my own house.

09:58I have a beard for you.

10:00I want to get a massage.

10:01You don't have a beard?

10:03Shakur, introduce me to him.

10:05He's the real Parika Thakur.

10:06Really?

10:07Yes.

10:08Can I get a pair of legs?

10:09Not just legs.

10:10You'll have to break your legs.

10:12I can't do that.

10:14I went to the mosque on Friday.

10:16The cleric said alcohol is forbidden.

10:17He got up and said,

10:18can you break my legs?

10:20He said,

10:21your legs are too long.

10:22Break them.

10:23I went to the mosque on Friday.

10:24The cleric said alcohol is forbidden.

10:26He said,

10:27don't you feel ashamed?

10:28I went to the mosque on Friday.

10:29What did his father say?

10:31He said,

10:32he's an animal.

10:33He's never seen us.

10:38Shakur!

10:39Yes?

10:40Shakur!

10:41Yes?

10:42Can I get a pair of legs?

10:43Yes.

10:44Shakur!

10:45Yes?

10:46Introduce me to him.

10:47He's called Tindulkar.

10:48What do you mean?

10:49Murlidharan.

10:51Actually,

10:52I'm going to a fashion show.

10:53I'll see you later.

10:54Actually,

10:55I went to a fashion show once.

10:56Really?

10:57Yes.

10:58People got awards.

10:59I got fined.

11:00Why?

11:01Because I didn't go.

11:02Naughty.

11:03Okay,

11:04I'll see you later.

11:05Okay, bye.

11:06Bye.

11:07Bye.

11:08Bye.

11:09You're such a troublemaker.

11:11Who is he?

11:12Who is he?

11:13Where are you from?

11:14Tell me.

11:15I'm from Burban.

11:16I see.

11:17I take care of Shakil's work.

11:19I take care of all the offices.

11:20What is Shakil doing these days?

11:22He must be crazy.

11:23He's not crazy.

11:24He's Chaudhary's elder daughter.

11:26Chaudhary's elder daughter, Gulana.

11:28He's having an affair with her.

11:30What?

11:31Yes.

11:32His wife died recently.

11:33I thought he was dead because of her.

11:36But he's having an affair.

11:38It's okay.

11:40He'll forget about his wife

11:42because of his new job.

11:43Okay.

11:44I'll go and talk to him.

11:45Chaudhary is inside.

11:46Do you want to eat something?

11:47What?

11:48Come.

11:49What do you want to eat?

11:50Whatever you want.

11:51Can you get me some Raksha?

11:52I'm going to eat it with Lakshmi.

11:54Yes.

11:55Where?

11:56I'll get it for you.

12:03Wow.

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