- 8/9/2024
Bast of Sakhawat naz and Akram uds
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00:01I don't even know how to steal!
00:03I don't know how to steal!
00:05I don't know how to steal!
00:07I don't know how to steal!
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00:19I don't know how to steal!
00:21I don't know how to steal!
00:23I don't know how to steal!
00:25I don't know how to steal!
00:27I don't know how to steal!
00:29I stole too!
00:31Really?
00:32I used to follow a monk who was a thief
00:34I used to have a story with him
00:36Really?
00:38Do you live here?
00:39We are not from your area
00:41I asked you if you live here
00:43Yes
00:49Let them talk. I'll make a phone call
00:52Both of your men look like they are having an affair
01:24I have a question for you.
01:26Chaburji, Faisalabad, Kandahar, right?
01:28Yes.
01:29I asked for it from him.
01:31Then?
01:32He replied to Kandahar.
01:34Why?
01:35He said that she is a vagabond. She lives in the city.
01:39No.
01:42Are you a servant of a thief?
01:43Yes.
01:44I am not a servant.
01:45Yes.
01:46I don't take bribe from you.
01:47Okay.
01:48I have come to teach you a lesson.
01:54By the way, how long does it take for a person to become a chowdhury?
01:57If someone doesn't see, it takes half an hour.
02:05And if someone's eyes see first, then it takes six months.
02:10How long did it take for you to become a chowdhury?
02:12Listen, I have to work because of my helplessness.
02:14I was supposed to become a lawyer.
02:17Then why didn't you become one?
02:18I went to the court and saw the lawyers' offices.
02:20My soul died.
02:22Why?
02:23There are two chairs in the office.
02:24One is a bench.
02:25The other is a stall.
02:30If a person retires, he can only live in the office.
02:33By the way, if you were a lawyer, you wouldn't have been fined.
02:36Why?
02:37People say that you have to fight the case.
02:38You have to pay the fees.
02:39Pay the fees of my children.
02:41I am fine.
02:43I was going to file a case against you.
02:44The goat was stolen.
02:46I was going to say, Mr. Judge.
02:50Milord.
02:52The judge said, you have to pay the fees.
03:01I was going to spend all my money.
03:05That's right.
03:06By the way, I want to become a chowdhury.
03:08What do you think?
03:09How can I become a chowdhury?
03:11You have to become a chowdhury.
03:12How?
03:13You have to become a chowdhury.
03:14How?
03:15You have to break your legs and become a chowdhury.
03:17Break my legs and become a chowdhury?
03:18Yes.
03:19I don't think it's going to work.
03:22Let's break our legs first.
03:24Hold this rope.
03:26By the way, I have a problem.
03:27What?
03:28Isn't Chowdhury's picture hot?
03:35I want to become a chowdhury.
03:37I don't have any money.
03:39Desi chowdhury and black shawls.
03:41Yes.
03:42They are good.
03:43Really?
03:44Yes.
03:45I will break my legs and become a chowdhury.
03:46Be a chowdhury.
03:47I don't know what's wrong with these people.
03:50Break my legs and become a chowdhury.
03:56You are the chowdhury of your village.
03:57I am the chowdhury of my neighbor's village.
03:59Right.
04:00I will meet you later.
04:01Okay.
04:02I will meet you later.
04:05Greetings.
04:06This is Chowdhury Ganjia.
04:09How are you, chowdhury?
04:11I found you last Friday.
04:13Why?
04:14I wanted to slap you.
04:15I found you last Friday.
04:17I didn't find you.
04:18You slapped me.
04:20Chowdhury, where are you going?
04:22Chowdhury, where are you going?
04:25It's a big thing.
04:26It's a small thing.
04:28The boy has grown up.
04:40Look at him.
04:42Did he come in front of you?
04:43Or did someone tell you?
04:46Chowdhury,
04:47I thought
04:49I should come to your wedding.
04:59Chowdhury,
05:00Chowdhury is inside.
05:01Chowdhury is inside.
05:02I don't want Chowdhury inside.
05:06Do you want me to call him?
05:08No, Chowdhury.
05:09Let's not talk about this.
05:12The boy is very capable.
05:14Let's send him to Kabul.
05:19He will stay there for two months.
05:21No one will stay in Kabul.
05:24Then we will have a farm for you.
05:27Chowdhury,
05:28I don't understand.
05:33Look,
05:34I don't want to get married.
05:35From tomorrow,
05:36you will have a farm in your head.
05:39Okay,
05:40you have so much money.
05:41You have to come to your wedding.
05:43Chowdhury,
05:44I don't understand.
05:45You are drunk.
05:46You are drunk.
05:47What are you doing?
05:48Chowdhury,
05:49what should I tell you?
05:50Chitrani keeps fighting with me.
05:52Why?
05:53Sometimes,
05:54she adds salt and pepper.
05:55Sometimes,
05:56she adds spices.
05:57It's her habit.
05:58That's why I let her go.
06:03I will take care of myself.
06:04How will you let her go?
06:13I will take care of myself.
06:16I think,
06:17you will be fine
06:18if you get married.
06:20Listen,
06:21don't cry.
06:22The house is broken.
06:24Chowdhury,
06:25do you know something?
06:26Yes.
06:27You talk too much.
06:28Chowdhury,
06:29we fight in the house.
06:30Sometimes,
06:31she adds spices.
06:32Sometimes,
06:33she adds spices.
06:34Right.
06:35One day,
06:36I told her that
06:37if she adds spices,
06:38then we will fight.
06:39That's right.
06:40Next day,
06:41when she went back,
06:42Okay.
06:43she called a man.
06:44He was also from the department.
06:53You are right, Chowdhury.
06:57This is how
06:58a man is a thief.
06:59Chowdhury,
07:00I went and
07:01called the goons.
07:02Okay.
07:03The man said,
07:04who is it?
07:05He is in my house.
07:06He is asking me,
07:07who is it?
07:08Who is calling you in your house?
07:09Yes.
07:10I said,
07:11I am Chowdhury.
07:12Okay.
07:13He said,
07:14who is it?
07:15I got angry.
07:16I went inside.
07:17Okay.
07:18He was your friend.
07:19He is sitting on the table.
07:20Okay.
07:21I said,
07:22why is he sitting
07:23in front of me?
07:24He said,
07:25sit down
07:26and do whatever you want.
07:27He said that to you?
07:28What did he say?
07:29Sit down
07:30and do whatever you want.
07:31Sit here.
07:41This is how
07:42a man is a thief.
07:43I went there and
07:44called him.
07:45I said,
07:46who is it?
07:47He said,
07:48who is it?
07:49He said,
07:50it was Chowdhury,
07:51who is that man?
07:52I said,
07:53how can you
07:54call a thief?
07:55He said,
07:56I am the thief.
07:57I am Chowdhury.
07:58How can you
07:58call a thief?
07:59Yes.
08:00I went inside.
08:01Okay.
08:02I went inside
08:03and called Chowdhury.
08:04I said no,
08:05I am not a thief.
08:06I am Chowdhury.
08:07I am not a thief.
08:08I am not a thief.
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13:00How long will he bear it?
13:02The connector is short of air!
13:03If you don't want to talk then tell me.
13:06That relative of yours,
13:12he has been heinous to me!
13:27Dianik, where are you?
13:29Maltan
13:30I'll give you the rent of Sahiwal
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14:40How will you drive?
14:42Is this the driver's seat?
14:43Yes
14:44Then where is the driver?
14:45He didn't come
14:46Then why is the car moving?
14:49Why is the car moving?
14:51Why is the car moving?
14:59You know the driver didn't come, right?
15:04You know the driver didn't come, right?
15:06What?
15:08You know the driver didn't come, right?
15:10I don't know, brother
15:13Then where is the driver?
15:14I'll tell you later
15:15I'll tell you later
15:16I'll tell you later
15:19I'll tell you later
15:20I'll tell you later
15:22No, tell me
15:23I'll tell you later
15:26I'll tell you later
15:30Hey, nothing
15:33Hey, nothing
15:34Oh, I'm dead.
15:36One thing is for sure, we'll be dead.
15:40I'm hungry, get me something to eat.
15:42What do you want to eat?
15:45Tabi!
15:46What is it?
15:48Why did you do this?
15:58I'll teach you a lesson.
16:02Hold this.
16:04What nonsense is this?
16:06Sit here.
16:08So what?
16:09When we're here, you cut it.
16:13Cut it a little.
16:14Keep the money.
16:15Whose money is this?
16:16I gave it to him.
16:19The one I taught him.
16:21If I had told you, would you have followed me?
16:30I'll teach you a lesson.
16:31Yes, go ahead.
16:35I'll teach you a lesson.
16:37Listen, you want to eat roti, right?
16:38Yes.
16:39Did the guest make you eat roti?
16:41Yes, he did.
16:42There was some left.
16:43What do you mean, there was some left?
16:44There was some left from Chhanpuri.
16:45I had to deposit it in the bank.
16:47In Chhanpuri, you have to bring hot water and eat roti.
16:51Yes, like this.
16:52Hey, sir.
16:53Which sir?
16:54You.
16:55I don't want to eat roti from Chhanpuri.
16:56Why?
16:57I don't understand everything.
16:58I want to eat hot roti from outside.
17:01Really?
17:02Yes.
17:03You should have warned me before eating roti.
17:05He is eating roti.
17:06The food is going to be all right.
17:08I never asked you to bring a plate.
17:10You will bring the plate.
17:11Yes.
17:13Naila, what has happened?
17:14I beg your pardon, but have you gone mad?
17:16This is my problem.
17:17I will handle this myself.
17:19Are you in your senses?
17:21It hasn't happened.
17:22It will happen.
17:23People go mad in such situations.
17:26I am not moving from here.
17:27When the time comes, you will also give up.
17:29You will leave me alone.
17:30Helplessness makes a person helpless.
17:33Women are helpless.
17:35They are not made, they are made.
17:38So will you be able to get rid of this problem alone?
17:41If I can't get rid of it, I will get rid of it with my life.
17:43So this is also a defeat.
17:45So what should I do? Make a compromise with God.
17:47Otherwise I don't understand anything.
17:48Aunty, you talk to uncle.
17:51When you have such a good relationship in your family,
17:53then why do you need to import relations from other cities?
17:56Oh my god, what did I say?
17:58Then?
17:59Tell him to marry his daughter to that head clerk's son.
18:03But brother Wasim is a very literate man.
18:05I can understand this, but not Mr. Chaudhary.
18:09I will talk to father myself.
18:11I haven't died yet.
18:13I haven't died yet.
18:14I haven't died yet.
18:16Be strong.
18:18This is the time of April.
18:23Do you know how to eat food?
18:25I don't know how to eat food.
18:27You tell me.
18:29I swear on you.
18:31I swear on you.
18:35What should I do?
18:37What do you want to do?
18:39I am a young man from Punjab.
18:41I don't know how to eat properly.
18:43I am sitting in front of Aunty Patiali.
18:45She eats lentils and rotis and drinks lassi.
18:49She drinks more lassi than lassi.
18:51I don't drink milk.
18:55I don't want to eat roti today.
18:58Order juice.
19:03You can't eat roti.
19:05You will get juice in your stomach.
19:07You will get a stomachache.
19:09I don't want to eat roti.
19:11I don't want to eat roti.
19:13If you could eat roti, you would eat more.
19:17I don't want to eat roti.
19:19I don't want to eat roti.
19:21It's okay.
19:25Can I have some custard?
19:29It's not custard. It's jelly.
19:31Eat it.
19:33Listen to me.
19:35Isn't he Mr. Chaudhary's brother?
19:37No.
19:39He is.
19:41Go and bring him here.
19:43Do you know?
19:45He is our Chaudhary's brother.
19:47He has come to our house.
19:49He has come to our house.
19:51He has come to our house.
19:54He has come to sit on the floor.
20:02Nobody lives here.
20:04Even we have not seen him.
20:06He has not come here.
20:08The other day, I told him.
20:10I told him that he has to come here.
20:12He has not come.
20:14Is this your order?
20:16If Choudhary is not coming,
20:18he will come here and kill you.
20:20He will kill you.
20:22DATO' RIO!
20:24AYE!
20:26AYE!
20:28AYE!
20:30AYE!
20:32AYE!
20:34AYE!
20:36AYE!
20:38NIKI!
20:40AYE!
20:42AYE!
20:44AYE!
20:46AYE!
20:48NITO!
20:50NITO!
20:52Where are you taking him?
20:54I don't know where he is going
20:56I think he is going to leave us
20:58He is so angry
21:00I am dead, where should I take him?
21:02AYE!
21:04Where should I take you?
21:06Who is in this room?
21:08AYE!
21:10AYE!
21:12Leave me alone, I am crying
21:14AYE!
21:16I told you not to make any noise
21:18You too
21:24I told you not to make any noise
21:26Go inside and speak
21:28You are so stupid
21:30AYE!
21:32AYE!
21:34It's not his fault, I wrote it
21:36I know
21:38AYE!
21:40Stop it
21:42AYE!
21:44AYE!
21:46AYE!
21:48AYE!
21:50I am dead
21:52I am dead
21:54Girl, I am not going to survive
21:56I know
21:58Gujran's old car
22:00He will come to my house
22:02Then?
22:04Don't get married
22:06AYE!
22:08AYE!
22:10Girl, don't dance
22:12Why?
22:14The girls who dance here
22:16will go straight to hell
22:18and dance there too
22:20Who will look after you?
22:22The ones who live here
22:24AYE!
22:26Baby, what can I do?
22:28He is so rude
22:30He will throw you out of the house
22:32Baby, there are four of us
22:34in this house
22:36And there are only two servants
22:38AYE!
22:40AYE!
22:42AYE!
22:44AYE!
22:46AYE!
22:48I am dead
22:50Get out
22:52AYE!
22:54AYE!
22:56AYE!
22:58AYE!
23:00AYE!
23:02AYE!
23:04AYE!
23:06AYE!
23:08AYE!
23:10AYE!
23:12AYE!
23:14AYE!
23:16AYE!
23:18AYE!
23:20AYE!
23:22AYE!
23:24AYE!
23:26AYE!
23:28AYE!
23:30AYE!
23:32AYE!
23:34AYE!
23:36AYE!
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