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Dolphins DE Jaelan Phillips documents Racoon activities in the wild
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8/2/2024
JFig informs us of Dolphins DE Jaelan Phillips testing his internal intangibles activities in the wild... we take a look at the video series.
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00:00
So JP alerted us to this earlier, but are you doing synchronized swimming this evening, JP?
00:06
No.
00:10
We have found Jalen Phillips and his shenanigans with a raccoon.
00:16
I don't know.
00:16
So he drove to an island first.
00:19
Yeah.
00:21
He's in Florida?
00:22
Yeah, he's in Florida.
00:23
He went on a boat ride to an island and then he got off.
00:26
You went to our guy's island, right?
00:29
With the animals.
00:30
Todd Faber from Jungle Queen?
00:32
Yeah.
00:33
I think he just went to some random island.
00:34
It looks like he was on the island.
00:36
Yeah.
00:37
You know?
00:44
You know, I don't think I'm gonna get any closer to you.
00:47
I'm not sure if you're hot or a rabbit.
00:52
You look kind of crazy.
00:57
And why does everybody think that's the official noise to call an animal?
01:01
And also, he doesn't want to get near it.
01:04
I'm not going to get closer to you, but let me try woodland creature calls.
01:06
Like I'm Snow White.
01:08
Pretty much.
01:09
The magical part of him coming out.
01:11
It's coming out.
01:12
Why?
01:12
Oh no, but it will continue.
01:13
He went, go, let's go.
01:15
That's a good raccoon.
01:23
Imagine the dolphin season being taken.
01:25
Hello, friend.
01:27
Now they're friends.
01:29
You know how they kill their prey, right?
01:31
They jump on their back and rip the guts out.
01:33
I'm doing it.
01:37
See, I talked to him like a few times.
01:39
Oh, he's coming closer.
01:40
I'm gonna run.
01:42
See him backing up?
01:43
See, I don't get it.
01:44
How are you going to say hi, my friend, and then not start backing up?
01:47
Now you're a cornerback.
01:48
Yeah, like, are you going to be a friend to the woodland creature?
01:51
Hey, now, this would be the true sign, right?
01:56
Because if we got to this point and we had some snacks, we'd be throwing the snacks,
02:06
right?
02:06
Go ahead on.
02:06
And he said he's officially intangibly close.
02:17
Hey, hey, so right now, me and Vlad would be throwing the little pretty treats at him,
02:24
right?
02:25
That's what I'm out right now.
02:31
The inner intangible is coming out because he started giving.
02:34
No, it was coming out the way he was talking to him.
02:36
It was so nice.
02:38
I love how you know, Leroy, I love how every intangible always say the animal looks so
02:44
nice and friendly.
02:44
He does look friendly.
02:45
So right before they get right before they get you, that's the lure to attack you.
02:51
You don't see us saying, oh, he looks so nice.
02:54
It's like, all right, I'm about to bounce.
02:56
You know what I mean?
02:57
Like, okay, he's not he's not bothering me.
02:59
Every time Keith come over to my house, I say, hey, you ain't got to worry about Zeus
03:04
Biden.
03:05
You go.
03:05
You got teeth, don't he?
03:18
Are you friendly like the person like the animal talks?
03:24
He's like, are you friendly?
03:26
He's looking up like, wow, that's the part that I was referring to.
03:30
That is a big ass.
03:32
Inner intangible was coming.
03:33
I was screaming.
03:34
So did he hand feed him?
03:36
No.
03:36
So yeah, he think about that.
03:46
This is all racially wrong.
03:51
But no, no, no.
03:52
Notice, check this out.
03:53
He ate the watermelon first.
03:54
That's what I'm saying.
03:55
That was his black part.
03:56
Yeah, even the raccoon.
03:59
No, you ain't giving him nothing.
04:01
Jalen.
04:01
I'm ass piece.
04:03
Yeah, I walked all the way, climbed out of the tree.
04:06
Come over there.
04:06
You gonna give me a watermelon, Ryan?
04:08
Not and you ate it.
04:11
I'm out.
04:13
He was testing the waters first.
04:15
So wait a minute.
04:16
So let me let me say this.
04:18
Intangibly close.
04:20
Like when he was taken, when he was recording from afar, right?
04:26
He was on the edge when he stuck that watermelon, Ryan out to have him come grab it.
04:31
No, no, it's actually another part after this video.
04:36
Oh, where's the other part?
04:37
I gotta get it.
04:38
It's basically he's giving water to the raccoon.
04:44
The raccoon.
04:45
Wait, he's trying to hydrate the raccoon.
04:48
Yeah, he wants it as a pet.
04:49
Like, the thing is, I think he names it Henry or something.
04:54
Forgot.
04:55
Horse.
04:57
He named it.
04:57
Logan says the show is bringing us together.
05:01
Hey, there's nothing wrong with being different, right?
05:07
Like Tobin, you would feed the raccoon.
05:10
I don't really trust raccoons very much.
05:13
You guys have heard my story.
05:15
The possum is a lot friendlier than the raccoon.
05:19
And guess what happened?
05:20
He wasn't.
05:20
He didn't look.
05:22
Calls it Henry.
05:24
That's a difference.
05:26
Look how close he is.
05:27
Gave that possible.
05:28
The dude smiling is the record smiling for the picture.
05:31
Yeah, it's like they're doing a photo op.
05:34
He's going.
05:39
I hear you're beating science.
05:41
You know what?
05:42
Rehab must be a lonely.
05:46
That's pretty good.
05:46
Rehab must be lonely.
05:47
You're trying to get a raccoon as a friend.
05:49
It is, dude.
05:50
It has to be.
05:52
You can't do all the things all your friends are doing.
05:55
I gotta be honest with you.
05:56
And then there's the worst part.
05:57
You can't even really be caught hanging out.
06:00
Because everybody gonna accuse you of not doing the things you need to do to get healthy.
06:05
So it becomes a lonely day.
06:08
But how does Mike Riddell even on his day off?
06:10
You know, Mike Riddell needs to bring this up in a meeting where he's like,
06:13
okay, perhaps it was not clear about off day activities.
06:17
Ladies and gentlemen, if you could look here, we would like you.
06:21
We would like to disregard you hanging out with woodland creatures, especially suspicious ones.
06:27
When your first question is, are you rabid?
06:34
Yeah, I don't get that, bro.
06:35
Everyone's gonna be looking at him like.
06:37
And he's just gonna say, everybody goes, but I'm so alone.
06:40
Oh, Jalen.
06:43
Poor thing.
06:44
You know what I gotta tell him?
06:45
Get a girlfriend.
06:49
Are you friendly is the first question that he just tells the little raccoon.
06:54
Are you thirsty?
06:55
He said, hey, he said, why don't you come over here and see Intangible?
07:00
And then, no.
07:02
We all know how this story ends.
07:05
The Intangible go over there to pet him.
07:07
Leroy was getting all them shots.
07:11
I think at one point he even said, are you going to come home with me?
07:14
It's an inner war.
07:15
He had a civil war within his tangible side, intangible side, because he was like,
07:21
are you friendly?
07:22
Let me back up.
07:23
That was his tangible side.
07:25
But it's intangible.
07:26
It's like, are you thirsty?
07:28
You got to get going.
07:29
Okay, so let me get this straight.
07:30
I just want to be clear here.
07:31
You think if this is Zach sealer, that raccoon is taking a piggyback ride on him.
07:36
Zach sealer and the raccoon sitting on his shoulder.
07:39
He's chilling on the shoulder and walking around with it.
07:42
And he's eating the grapes.
07:44
Here you go, little buddy.
07:45
Everybody, this is Ricky the raccoon.
07:46
What are you talking about?
07:47
I just do a thing of Pocahontas, basically.
07:50
Right, yeah.
07:50
What you talking about?
07:52
You're claiming Zach sealer is going to cradle it like a baby?
07:54
Yeah, like baby blue Jesus.
07:58
Like little baby blue Jesus.
07:59
I'm telling you what, I just said, ain't nobody in my family
08:04
ever thought about holding and playing with a squirrel.
08:07
He had an internal kind of way.
08:08
I had a squirrel in my house.
08:10
That ain't my side.
08:13
That ain't my side.
08:14
He kept it alive for quite some time.
08:16
But it wasn't like, yeah, okay.
08:19
Notice you haven't seen any close pictures of the raccoon or the squirrel?
08:23
No, it was from afar.
08:25
Why?
08:26
Every day I get up, why our house got to be the zoo?
08:28
Your house is a zoo.
08:29
I mean, you do have a lot of dogs now.
08:31
We got four dogs, right?
08:34
Hand-wielding creatures.
08:35
Yep.
08:36
Dr. Toboggan said he's got a lord going on inside, no man is safe from him.
08:42
He's like, hey, hey, the football can't fit between my legs.
08:49
There you go.
08:50
When do we need it?
08:51
Oh my goodness.
08:53
Looks to me like a raccoon.
08:55
I can see it now, the raccoon will be sitting on a seal's shoulder,
09:01
braiding his beard, like cleaning it out.
09:04
That's adorable.
09:06
He might put in a stroller.
09:07
Oh, yeah.
09:08
Or a little backpacks.
09:10
Yeah, a backpack.
09:12
But listen, if an intangible could even try to walk into Publix with a possum on her shoulder,
09:19
right?
09:19
If an intangible could even try to walk into Publix with a possum on her shoulder,
09:24
right?
09:25
You've seen that video with the, can I keep him?
09:29
There has to be one of these where Zack Sealer's in the meeting and he has the raccoon and a baby
09:33
Bjorn feeding him granola bars and the defensive coordinator looks over and goes,
09:39
are you going to keep that thing here the whole time?
09:42
My friend.
09:45
He's one of us now.
09:46
Like Dr. Evil.
09:48
And you know, and then the room is going to be divided racially,
09:52
because all the black people are going to be way over on this side,
09:54
and all the white people are going to be trying to pet him.
09:58
Butter wants to pet him.
10:00
What happens when a raccoon goes after a cake that they give the defense?
10:06
I think he's going to have a little cake mustache.
10:11
Possum would be great for hard knocks.
10:13
Yeah.
10:14
Yes, it would have been a good.
10:16
That is something that is something a possum or a raccoon,
10:21
somebody having that as a pet would divide the team racially.
10:26
Kind of say a possum and a raccoon.
10:28
One's much cuter than the other.
10:30
Not really.
10:31
Well, raccoons, but guess what?
10:33
The more dangerous one is cuter.
10:35
Oh, that's true.
10:36
No, the raccoon is cuter.
10:39
Possums are not dangerous, but they are nasty looking, which is why Josh doesn't.
10:43
He didn't have a chance to tell you.
10:47
That raccoon.
10:48
Hey, that possum reads everything.
10:49
Sir, I mean Newark.
10:51
Time out.
10:51
Time out.
10:52
If you jazz chiseled him, that possum might be happy that you jazz chiseled him out of Miami.
10:57
He's probably somewhere in New York right now, living the life.
11:00
That possum living the life.
11:03
Hey, man, I was up there in West Palm Beach, and it wasn't that good.
11:07
Then this guy decided to take a bat and swing me right to New York,
11:10
and look at me now.
11:10
I'm in a pennant chase.
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