CAMP WANNAKIKI S06E02 (2024)
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00:00Oh, Terry, it is a perfect day for a carnival.
00:16I can't wait to play all these games.
00:19What's your favorite game?
00:20Pin the tail on the stripper.
00:21That's not a carnival game.
00:22I know.
00:23I know.
00:24Hey, wait a minute.
00:26Hey, wait a minute.
00:27Shouldn't there be a big tent here?
00:28Like a big circus-y tent to enhance the ambiance?
00:31Surprisingly, you're right for once.
00:33But don't worry.
00:34I have Ruthie working on it.
00:35She seemed really excited.
00:37Said something about having a lot of contacts.
00:39Oh, I hope you asked her to get a really large tent.
00:41Oh, I did.
00:42I told her to get a big top.
00:44Oh!
00:56Finally.
00:57Those two gave me something fun to do.
01:00Oh, there it is.
01:02One-nine-hundred big tops.
01:05They've never let me down before.
01:12Hello?
01:13One-nine-hundred big tops?
01:15The only thing bigger than our tops is your bottom.
01:19Yes, hello.
01:21This is Camp Counselor Ruthie from Camp Wanakiki.
01:24I need to order a big top.
01:27Yes, Ruthie.
01:29Let me pull up your account.
01:31Well, well, well.
01:32I see you're at our highest level.
01:34A Class A ankle grabber.
01:36So I thank you for your patronage.
01:39No, thank you.
01:41Listen, honey.
01:42I need to order a big top for some carnival-related fun.
01:47Maybe you've got like a sexy ringleader
01:50or someone with a clown fetish.
01:52Oh, so we're doing some carnival-type role-playing at camp.
01:56Apparently.
01:58All I know is that the Sugar Baker Twins
02:00specifically asked for a big top.
02:03And now that I think of it,
02:05I'm going to need to pull up your profile
02:07because I seem to remember a few questionable reviews
02:10from some of your previous tops.
02:12Oh, I didn't realize the big tops reviewed their clients.
02:18No, it's just a way to make sure that we're in a safe environment.
02:22Well, that last guy I ordered looked like a liar.
02:26And the one before that.
02:28It looks like your profile is linked to
02:31an outstanding warrant in Florida.
02:34I can explain that.
02:36I had a little run-in with this crazy girl,
02:39Rhonda, one spring break.
02:41She got mad at me for making fun of her
02:43and for saying that she could never be a Disney princess.
02:47She has been on a revenge tour ever since.
02:51Look her up yourself.
02:53Her name's Rhonda.
02:54Rhonda Sanchez.
02:56A real piece of work, that one.
02:59I'm sorry.
03:00I think we're going to have to pass on this one.
03:02Have a good day.
03:05Wait.
03:07Wait, I...
03:09Aww.
03:12We need to raise our prices.
03:17Camp Kiki!
03:41Good morning, campers,
03:42and welcome to the Camp Wanakiki Big Top Carnival.
03:46Today, you'll be earning your Big Top Badge!
03:53And who doesn't love a Big Top, am I right?
03:57For today's activity, you will once again be in teams!
04:02But...
04:03And it's a big but, we've decided to mix it up a little bit.
04:10Unique, Patty, since you were both named the top campers at last night's talent show,
04:16you will be today's team captains!
04:23Alright, Unique, why don't you pick first?
04:25Okay, hmm, I pick Lulu!
04:30I'm absolutely famished, so Ivana Pizza.
04:35What do I want on my toast?
04:37I want me some Nutella, baby!
04:42Every team needs a villain, so Martina.
04:48I like to keep my clothes on, please!
04:51Just kidding, Rhythm!
04:56I can barely contain myself in asking for Hannah to be on my team.
05:02Well, I guess everything is bigger in Texas, so come on over, Amber!
05:11And I'll also take Stevie.
05:23First up is a game we like to call Poppin' Cherries!
05:28You'll each get five darts to see who can pop the most red balloon cherries!
05:34Are you ready to begin, Patty?
05:36Are you ready to lose to me again, Nutella?
05:40Five for you and five for me.
05:42Oh, I didn't know you could count.
05:44Barely. There you go.
05:46After you, winner.
05:51Here we go.
05:53Everyone's virginity is safe from us!
06:00Well, it hit a star.
06:02Not to burst your bubble, Nutella.
06:05God.
06:06But you're ugly.
06:08You're filthy.
06:11You're pretty, though. I'm sorry.
06:12Never liked you.
06:16Well, I've topped again. Three to two.
06:19That's gross. Didn't know you could top.
06:22I'm deeply versed.
06:24Gross. I smell social injustice.
06:28Oh, my God.
06:29I smell reparations.
06:32What's so funny to say to that?
06:34Nothing.
06:35It's a white guilt.
06:38The next game is Ring-a-Ding Ding-a-Ling.
06:41The pamper to get the most rings to land around a bottle wins!
06:46Are you ready for this?
06:48Are you ready for this?
06:49Yeah, I'm gonna kick your ass.
06:51You wish.
06:53Let's do it.
06:54Okay.
06:55Ooh, bracelets.
06:58No, listen.
07:00I'll give you this piece of candy if you let me win.
07:05Tempting, but no.
07:08Are you going first or me?
07:09Beauty first.
07:13Come on.
07:15I knew you wouldn't get it.
07:17You did that on purpose.
07:18Scoot over, bitch.
07:21I'm too strong.
07:24Trying to copy me?
07:25Sabotage?
07:29I hit the tip.
07:30Just the tip.
07:35That's right. That's right.
07:36What you got? What you got?
07:37Ow. I've been assaulted.
07:39I think that's a negative point.
07:40No.
07:41I'm pretty sure I read the rules.
07:43Okay. Get one.
07:45I don't know how to read.
07:46That's right.
07:47All right.
07:49Let's go.
07:50You're not gonna get it.
07:51Thank you.
07:57Damn.
08:01Ivana rematch.
08:03You wish, Lulu loser.
08:08Next up, it's cornholing.
08:11Now, I'm not sure how you cornhole at your get-togethers,
08:14but today, we're tossing bags into holes.
08:18Three points in the hole, one point on the board.
08:21First camper to score 10 wins.
08:24Cornhole. Are you ready?
08:26Oh, I'm ready. I'm ready for some holes.
08:28Okay. Okay. Okay.
08:29Amber Von Tussle, you get to pick first.
08:31There you go.
08:35Okay.
08:36Here we go.
08:38My fun bag.
08:41I'm just gonna...
08:43Oh, don't bend over in front of me.
08:50Just throw the damn thing.
08:52Okay.
08:53I want it so bad.
08:54I know. Don't we all?
09:00There we go.
09:02That's how you know we're both bottoms,
09:04because no one's touched that hole.
09:11Just because you have your long giant arms
09:13does not mean that you are going to win.
09:16I'm gonna beat you with my nice little arms.
09:19Okay, Godzilla.
09:24Suck it, Amber.
09:26Time and place.
09:35Amber, you ain't coming back from this.
09:41Oh, I love that board.
09:44Easy.
09:46That's it. I'm the winner.
09:54Nothing says carnival like shoving hot dogs in your face.
09:57Whoever can eat the most wieners in a minute is the winner.
10:01I am so ready to take you down,
10:03because I've had lots of practice going down.
10:08I like meat.
10:11Ready.
10:13Set.
10:15Go!
10:21Oh, my God.
10:27It's not as good as the strawberries.
10:32It's up to you.
10:41Oh, no.
10:51He might be tiny and he might have IBS,
10:53but I can raw dog it.
10:56I like meat.
10:59Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
11:11Did I do it?
11:15Wait, no, I mean, it was me, right? I won.
11:19Now, who's ready to get cream-pied?
11:22You'll each have three chances to cream your opponent.
11:26Whoever gets the most cream on the other camper wins.
11:30What do you know about cream pies? You're Canadian.
11:32More than you. All I know is you better put that protection on.
11:36Hi, everyone. It's me.
11:37Hannah Banana Cream Pie, the third sugar baker.
11:40Oh, you look great.
11:43You look better than you did before, honestly.
11:45Just hoping my aim's better than yours.
11:49Oh, so close.
11:52I've got two more chances here.
11:53You can't move out of the way. You've got to stay in the hole, girl.
11:56I always pull out.
11:59I almost killed you.
12:03Okay.
12:04What do you know about pie anyways? You can't do math.
12:06Oh, you're really right about that. I am way too gay for that.
12:13Lactose-free.
12:15Of course they would put the two clowns together.
12:17I'll say.
12:18Well, you have used my cabin bathroom, and I can tell your aim is pretty off.
12:22So, I think I have the upper hand here.
12:24It's an easy target. It looks like you've already been pied anyways.
12:28All right, girl. If you injure me, you're paying for it.
12:31I hope you're ready to look like Ranger Danger after orientation.
12:37Oh.
12:40All right, focus on the red nose. Focus on the red nose.
12:45It's my final pie, but I hope you like a sloppy hole.
12:48Final countdown, girl. You better get it.
12:50I know it might be your namestake, but...
12:53Let it rip!
12:58Does it count if their face is white?
13:01Step right up. Step right up.
13:04The Wannakeekee Carnival is coming to a close.
13:08One team ran rings around the circus,
13:11while the other team needs to hop back in the clown car.
13:15That said, congratulations, Patty and the Berets!
13:24You've won an all-you-can-eat hot dog buffet.
13:29But you better hurry,
13:30because you all need to get ready for tonight's talent show,
13:34where the theme will be Cirque Gay So Gay!
13:40Go on, campers. Go on.
13:45I need an antacid.
14:01Good evening, and welcome to this circus
14:04we call the Camp Wannakeekee Talent Show.
14:07Earlier today, our campers clowned around with some carnival games.
14:11And tonight, on the talent show stage,
14:13they're going under the big top with the Cirque de So Gay theme.
14:18Something tells me I'm not going to see any big dicks.
14:25Well, there's only one way to find out.
14:27Let's start the show!
14:35The circus is in town, and this big top is looking for love.
14:39Interested in a strong man with a gentle touch?
14:42Then swipe right to balance on my tightrope.
14:45I'm known for being the greatest in the circus.
14:48I'm going to show you how it's done.
14:51Swipe right to balance on my tightrope.
14:53I'm known for being the greatest on Earth and uplifting those around me.
14:57But no matter how many hoops I jump through, I'm always left on red.
15:01How can this be a three-ring circus when I can't even get one?
15:04Welp, back to the hookup scene.
15:06Mr. Elephant isn't the only performer getting his nut tonight.
15:10I've heard of junk in your trunk, but a trunk in your junk?
15:14I guess there is a big top in the show tonight.
15:21Right up, welcome to the Sugar Brothers Ding-a-ling Circus!
15:25Prepare to be amazed by the daring and gravity-defying act
15:29of the human cannonball, Miss Red, White, and Boobs.
15:33This act will leave you questioning the law of physics
15:36and the sanity of those who launch themselves through the air
15:39at titillating speeds.
15:41Get ready to witness this fly-or-die act
15:44as this double-D juggernaut and her cannonballs
15:47become human projectiles.
15:49Explosive!
15:51She's a double-D daredevil.
15:54I'm glad to see she's having a blast at camp.
15:59Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
16:03Come one, come all.
16:05Over my salty popcorn.
16:07This leader doesn't have a ring on it yet.
16:09So if you have health insurance or military benefits,
16:12my DMs are open for marriage proposals.
16:14Contact the Sugar Baker twins for a ticket under my tent.
16:18We can pitch it when you get here.
16:20And just like a carousel, I'll be coming back around for more.
16:23She just popped in to butter us up.
16:28Snacks, get your snacks here.
16:30We got all the snacks.
16:32Yes, step right up, folks.
16:34Dive on us, Hut.
16:35We've got extra salty Ranger Danger Nuts,
16:38hard candy Betty Apple,
16:40a poppin' cherry pie,
16:42and Ruthie's red funnel cake
16:44molded after her prolapsed anus.
16:47It's so good, even the circus animals eat here.
16:50Would you like a small, medium, or large lemonade?
16:54Shh, it's piss.
16:57Don't let the carnies scare you.
16:59We've got the best snacks at the circus.
17:01Until the health inspector arrives.
17:04I just lost my appetite.
17:06A-tisket, a-tasket, you can keep that basket.
17:12An amazing day at the circus.
17:14I get to see Bonnie the bouncing bimbo ballerina
17:16in her death-defying tightrope-walking act.
17:19Two in the pink.
17:20Little does the audience know they're in the stink.
17:23This is Bonnie's first day on the job,
17:25and her only real talent is being a pathological liar.
17:29The only thing Bonnie can balance
17:31is these fucking umbrellas and her glue-huffing addiction.
17:34Now she's all caught up in that very rope
17:36and her own web of lies.
17:39Ah, another great day at the circus.
17:43Here's to glue.
17:45Here's to glue, too.
17:50Please help me.
17:51I'm an abused circus elephant.
17:53We need to raise our voices against the cruelty
17:55inflicted upon us innocent animals in the circus.
17:58This horrendous creature on my back is evil
18:01and does not care about us animals.
18:03It's time to end the exploitation and suffering
18:05we endure for mere entertainment.
18:07Please unite as a compassionate community,
18:09urging authorities to ban wild animal acts,
18:11creating a world where circuses embrace kindness and empathy.
18:15Join the fight for our freedom.
18:17This goes out to Tyke and Annie the elephants
18:19and all the others still suffering.
18:23Well, that's one deranged circus clown.
18:28I'm just a peanut.
18:30I've been stuck under seat 14 in row C for 37 years,
18:35and it's not all it's cracked up to be.
18:37It's nuts how long I've been under this seat,
18:40and there isn't much legume under here.
18:43The truth is, I want nothing more than to break out of my shell.
18:47I dream about being the ringmaster,
18:50and I would do all the tricks with my arms and legs,
18:54and I would teach world-famous drag king Riley Poppyseed how to juggle.
18:59Everyone would line up from all over to put my nuts in their mouth.
19:03Yeah, that's how I would do it,
19:05but I'm just a peanut.
19:07He's got balls.
19:09What a nut job.
19:13We all love the animals in the circus,
19:15but what we don't love is the piles of animal lovin' that they leave on the ground.
19:20Except for one clown,
19:22Scatty the Clown.
19:24Scatty comes late at night to clean the animal cages in the circus tent,
19:27but what people don't know is that Scatty loves their job.
19:31Like, really loves their job.
19:36What a brown-noser.
19:38This talent show has gone to shit.
19:42Cirque du Soleil is in town,
19:44and I happen to be their fabulous ringleader.
19:47Get under this big top to experience a ride like no other.
19:52Have you been as sweet as cotton candy?
19:55Or maybe you've been a naughty little circus freak.
19:58Pleasure or punishment,
20:00Maybe you've been a naughty little circus freak.
20:03Pleasure or punishment,
20:05step right up, folks.
20:07Come on one, come on all.
20:09Mmm, two cherries on top.
20:11Come on, Big Top Energy.
20:16It was a perfectly normal day for Mrs. Patti Bouret
20:20the day she decided against her better, conservative judgment
20:24to take her three perfectly normal children to the traveling circus that had come to town.
20:29But while she was there, something unexpected occurred.
20:33Mrs. Patti Bouret ran away with the circus.
20:37Maybe it was the cotton candy,
20:39or maybe it was getting thoroughly well-banged by the lion tamer's assistant,
20:43but Mrs. Bouret knew she would never see her perfectly limp-dick husband
20:48or normie children ever again.
20:50Good for her.
20:52Cirque du Soleil chic.
21:00I feel like we all did so good tonight.
21:03Is anybody nervous?
21:04I really am.
21:05This is the one outfit that I was just very insecure about.
21:09And then seeing everyone else, I'm like, shit, goddamn.
21:12You say it's you, but it might be me.
21:15No, are you kidding?
21:17Yeah.
21:18My grandmother and my great-grandmother loved going to the circus.
21:22And I even proposed to my husband on a safari watching the elephants.
21:26No way!
21:28Justice for the animals!
21:29Justice for the animals!
21:31Stop beating the animals up, man.
21:34So is anyone afraid of clowns?
21:37In particular, me?
21:39I don't like clowns.
21:41I really don't.
21:42I love a drag performer with, like, half a stack of construction paper pasted to their face.
21:47Being like, I'm a little creeped out by the clowns!
21:52What you trying to say?
21:54I'm afraid of you, that's what I'm trying to say.
21:57Well, hi, campers. Welcome to the big town!
22:01Welcome!
22:03Great job today.
22:05Yeah, so you had a new team today. What was your team name?
22:08We were the philanthropical individuals with a proclivity to vehicular manslaughter.
22:15Sluts, for short.
22:17Team Sluts.
22:19We want to hear from you. Like, tell us about your looks. We'll start with Ripem.
22:22Every day is clown town in my circus.
22:25So, you know, I really did want to take this theme and do something that's a little bit different for myself.
22:30It was a lot of fun. A little bit out of my comfort zone.
22:33Well, you looked very comfortable doing it. I enjoyed the performance.
22:36It was definitely sexy, but also really silly.
22:39And I love two big cherries.
22:42You would, wouldn't you?
22:45I thought it was delightful.
22:46Thank you. Thanks so much.
22:48Lulu Knievel, maybe?
22:50So I definitely took references from Evil Knievel.
22:54I took references from an old, like, way back in the day, human cannonball.
22:58I wanted to amp it up, and I thought, well, why not put some cannonballs on this baby, you know?
23:04Well, you might want to lube those cannonballs up next time you try to projectile up.
23:08I know. Sometimes they get stuck.
23:11I thought this was so much fun.
23:13I thought it was just everything from the concept to the fit of the very, very, very well-done fit of that jumpsuit.
23:22Baby is tight.
23:23To the nails. I mean, it was just great overall.
23:27It was also just campy.
23:28I thought it was boobalicious.
23:30Amber, welcome to the Big Top.
23:33First time I've heard that before.
23:36You know, the popcorn, I don't know if I was trying to pay homage to Muffy with it or make fun of her yet, you know?
23:41I wasn't sure which one.
23:43I like the homage to Mama Muffy there.
23:46I got it immediately.
23:47I was like, oh, it's like some like it hot.
23:49Oh, well, let's talk about this shit show.
23:51Oh, lord.
23:53Unique New York.
23:55Yeah, so I was wondering in season six of Camp Wanakiki when we would see poop on stage,
24:03and we made it all the way to the second talent show.
24:06My brand is Look Gorgeous, Act Stupid.
24:09And what's more stupider than rolling around and eating shit?
24:14The performance had me rolling on the floor laughing.
24:18It was so, so funny.
24:20The look is simple, but with the performance, it was the shit.
24:24It was, yeah.
24:26I thought it was disgusting and gross, and I loved every minute of it.
24:32I didn't want to like it as much as I did.
24:34I loved it. I thought it was so funny.
24:36The reason why I chose the silhouette and why I chose the out-of-body,
24:40I wanted to force myself into an uncomfortable zone because I truly hate my out-of-drag body.
24:47And I wanted to like force myself to appreciate who I am and what I've been given or what I've eaten.
24:55And just show that big bitches can be beautiful too.
25:00Absolutely. Absolutely.
25:03Nutella Fitzgerald. Hi, hi, gorgeous.
25:07Hello, gorgeous.
25:08Whenever I think of Big Top or circus, I always think of a tightrope walker or like a trapeze artist.
25:13And so I wanted to just incorporate it in my own style and in my own little campy way while feeling glamorous.
25:20And I thought, you know what? What if she's a pathological liar?
25:23What if she can't walk a tightrope? You know what I mean?
25:26Like, what would happen?
25:27Well, it was over the Big Top and super glampy because you look amazing.
25:33The story and the performance was just ridiculous.
25:36I thought it was on point.
25:38Tippy toe point.
25:40Did you make this?
25:41Yes, I did.
25:42Yeah, you make a lot of your outfits, right?
25:44I do.
25:45Well, it's stunning. It's absolutely stunning.
25:47This was one of my favorites of the night.
25:49I love that she's a tightrope walker and the outfit is made out of ropes.
25:53I couldn't get enough of everything.
25:55I want to watch a TV show about this bitch.
25:57Yes.
25:58Well, campers, you have given us a lot to think about.
26:02Why don't you all go and take a break in the rec room and we will talk to you in a little bit.
26:07Oh, yes.
26:09Get out of here, you sluts.
26:10Send that other team in.
26:15My lovely, beautiful, scatty sister, is there a reason you picked me last?
26:20My scatty sister, is there a reason you picked me last?
26:22Well, yes.
26:25Hold on.
26:26I will explain myself.
26:27I'm not mad.
26:30Amber, you're just better than what's-her-face, Martina.
26:35Well, yes.
26:38I'll take it.
26:39You needed a face.
26:40You needed a face for the team and I understand.
26:42So, let's tell it.
26:45Who do we think is taking it tonight?
26:47I don't have a confident answer right now and that's what's making me so, so nervous.
26:52I feel like if we didn't lose today, I wouldn't be worried at all, honestly.
26:56I'm just like wondering how much of a factor that's going to play into our placements
27:01because I really don't think any of us were bottom-worthy performers tonight.
27:05Welcome to the big talk, Patty and the Bure.
27:11Great job today.
27:12Thank you.
27:14Yeah, it looked like y'all were having a lot of fun on the carnival games and y'all had the win.
27:20No immunity votes?
27:22No, too bad.
27:23We're doing things a little different this season.
27:27We do want to go around and talk to each of you about your looks, though.
27:30Martina Brookshire.
27:31I wanted to step away from my comfort zone and show you something completely different from Martina Brookshire.
27:38I wanted to take a platform and get the word spread out about animal cruelty
27:44because it's very dear and near to my heart.
27:46Yeah, it definitely was a powerful statement.
27:48Maybe put a little bit of a campy spin on it because it was sort of like wah-wah.
27:55Right, right.
27:56But it is a very serious topic that needs to be addressed, so kudos for bringing light to that.
28:01Thank you.
28:02Thank you.
28:03I kind of agree with Betty on trying to find the campy side, but it was so serious.
28:10I did really enjoy your performance, though, as this deranged clown
28:15that was just having too much fun abusing that elephant.
28:20But I tell you what, I'm going to make a donation to Save the Elephants after the show.
28:25Thank you.
28:26On your behalf, so thank you.
28:27Thank you.
28:28And put my name on that, too.
28:31All right, we've got our strongman, our literal big top here, Anna Barbera.
28:38Hello, friends.
28:39Tell us about your look.
28:40At first I was freaking out because my aesthetic is kind of really inspired by clowns all the time.
28:45So I wanted to kind of break away and do something that showed some versatility.
28:49And so when I heard the prompt under the big top, I was like, well, a big top.
28:54A big top.
28:55I loved it.
28:56I thought it was funny and clever.
28:58And then you took it a step further with the elephant.
29:01I think your makeup is outstanding.
29:04Really, really nicely done.
29:06Did not expect this from you at all.
29:08And I was really glad you did it.
29:10Oh, wow. Thank you so much.
29:12I could tell that Ruthie really enjoyed it.
29:14God, I love a good muscle man.
29:17Move over, Ranger Danger.
29:18Who's the new big top in town?
29:21There's room for both of you under our big tent.
29:25Let's talk to Patty.
29:27The concept was really inspired sort of by my feelings about drag.
29:31I feel like I can be kind of a, like an uptight bitch.
29:35And drag brings out a more fun and playful side of me.
29:40And so the circus was kind of a metaphor for that.
29:44Well, I don't think you're an uptight bitch.
29:46I know an uptight bitch when I see one.
29:51Not one, but two.
29:54I didn't say that. I didn't say that, Patty.
29:57Patty, aesthetically, I really thought this was one of my favorite pieces to look at.
30:03You look amazing.
30:04Thank you.
30:05Ivana Pisa.
30:07Hi, what can I get for you?
30:09None of that.
30:10Ivana nothing.
30:13When I heard about this challenge, I just got inspired by my favorite part about the circus.
30:18The food.
30:20I love to do a full concept with colors and matching lashes, matching headpieces and things like that.
30:28So that is a part of my brand.
30:30Yeah, I really like that it was, you know, it definitely was a concept and the colors look really great.
30:34Thank you so much.
30:35It's really simple, like from the neck down.
30:38I get the headdress is kind of the thing and it does draw your eye up there.
30:41It's a little arts and crafts-y, but your story was really funny.
30:45I'm glad that you had such a disgusting, funny story about this concession stand in hell.
30:51I just wish there was more.
30:52God, thank you.
30:54Let's talk to our ringmaster, Stevie.
30:58I have been in the circus.
31:01I've got a little circus history and I knew that you knew that.
31:04And so I was trying to think of a way, like it would just be a shame if I didn't do any circus tricks for this.
31:09I thought it was interesting that you had this peanut character who had this dream.
31:14And I think everybody was like, oh, like we actually fell for the peanut, which is ridiculous.
31:21Yeah, and I think you really did show Riley how to juggle.
31:26I really did.
31:27Juggling really is like my thing in circus.
31:29And that was what I'm most comfortable doing.
31:32And I felt like I have to acknowledge the fact that a drag king has done this in the past.
31:36And he did it because I taught him how to do it.
31:38I'm in love with the detail of the outfit here.
31:40You put a lot of effort in stoning it.
31:43Do you like to get stoned is my question, I guess.
31:48So, Patti and the Berets, well done today.
31:54But in the meantime, why don't you return to the rec room?
31:59Thanks, campers.
32:00Thank you so much.
32:03Oh God, careful.
32:09Well, I don't know how we're going to top this talent show.
32:12You with the top talk.
32:14You're giving me all horny.
32:16I thoroughly enjoyed myself today at camp.
32:18Everyone had so much fun at the daily activity.
32:21And then tonight they just wowed us again.
32:23Who were some of your favorite campers today?
32:25I got to say I loved Nutella.
32:28Nutella knows how to make a costume impeccably.
32:32And then deliver it with the facial expressions.
32:36Oh my gosh, so funny.
32:37The mannerisms, the props and everything.
32:41Who did you like?
32:42You know what, I really also liked Hannah.
32:44Speaking of big tops.
32:46It was surprising and it was campy and it was funny.
32:49And it was a great take on things.
32:51And I absolutely loved it.
32:52I also loved Stevie.
32:54His look was great as the circus ringleader.
32:57But having the backstory of the peanut dreaming to be the circus ringleader.
33:01Very clever.
33:02Getting all the details and having the juggling and the plate and everything.
33:05I thought the look was really great.
33:06And I liked how the peanut shell broke open.
33:08Yeah.
33:09And there was Stevie.
33:11Living his dream.
33:12Living his dream.
33:13Living those peanut dreams.
33:14But now who did we maybe not like as much today?
33:19If someone must be in the bottom, I'm afraid it might be our friend Martina Brookshire.
33:27I do appreciate the message.
33:29It just, it wasn't campy and we're making a show about camp.
33:33This is about camp.
33:34And also just buying a store-bought costume and then painting some stuff on it.
33:39In a competition where you know other people are going to be creating amazing things.
33:43I think I could see in her eyes that she knew she was in trouble tonight.
33:46So another camper that I was really rooting for but I think kind of swung and missed a little bit was Amber Vanderbilt.
33:55I just felt it was okay where everyone else was big top.
33:59Spectacular.
34:00Popcorn was a little stale.
34:02What do we think about Ivana?
34:04Ivana was just such a mixed bag.
34:07A mixed box.
34:08But she's a hoot.
34:09And a kook.
34:10I know and I wonder what else she has in store for us or is it more of the same?
34:14Maybe that's the question.
34:16Which of these campers do we want to see more of?
34:19It's only episode two.
34:20There's a long season ahead of us.
34:22Well, someone is taking a hike tonight.
34:24Well, let's bring back those campers.
34:27I'm just going to stress eat.
34:29The winner of Camp Wanakiki will receive a stupendous prize package including...
34:34It's a Pola.
34:36A fabulous custom foam wig by season four camper Pola Frost.
34:40Shimmer and shine with a year's supply of glittery makeup by Electra Cosmetics.
34:45Set sail baby.
34:47An all expense paid cruise provided by Dream Vacations and Adventures by Maps.com.
34:52All this and $10,000 in cold hard cash.
34:57Provided by Hamburger Mary's where you can eat, drink and be merry, baby.
35:03All right, campers.
35:05We've set up a horrible great job today.
35:07Great job, big tops.
35:08All the big tops.
35:10But as you know, there are 10 of you up there, but only nine big top badges.
35:16So tonight one of you will be taking a hike.
35:20So I'm going to call a few names.
35:22Patti Beret.
35:24Unique New York.
35:26Rip'Em.
35:28And Lulu Crystals.
35:31Congratulations, you have all earned your big top badge.
35:35You are safe.
35:36You may wait backstage for the badging ceremony.
35:39Thank you.
35:43All right, campers.
35:44You six represent the top three and the bottom three campers for the day.
35:51Ivana.
35:53We all get that this is sort of your aesthetic and your shtick and this is your version of camp.
35:59Just a little bit worried that it's not keeping up with everybody else.
36:03That said, congratulations, you have indeed earned your big top badge.
36:12Thank you so much.
36:13You're welcome.
36:14So go and join your fellow campers in the rec room.
36:17Thanks.
36:21Stevie Phoenix.
36:23As I said earlier, I love this look.
36:26This is one of my favorite looks of the night.
36:28All of us agree.
36:29And so close to the top two.
36:31We know you got it in you.
36:33Congratulations, you have earned your big top badge.
36:36You can wait backstage for the badging ceremony.
36:38Thank you so much.
36:39I can't wait to show you what else I have in store.
36:42All right.
36:44And then there were four, the top two and the bottom two campers for the big top day at Camp Wanakiki.
36:52We're going to talk to the top two first.
36:55And that is Nutella Fitzgerald and Hannah Barbera.
37:05Wow.
37:06What an outstanding performance.
37:08How are you feeling, Hannah?
37:09This is something out of my box.
37:11This is the first time I've ever painted a drag king face or anything like this.
37:14So the fact that you guys are receptive towards it and got the joke, it means the world to me.
37:19Thank you so much.
37:20Oh, we got it.
37:21It was kind of in our face.
37:23No, it's subtle.
37:25Totally subtle.
37:27Nutella.
37:28I feel really good.
37:29It feels nice to have my drag validated.
37:33And it makes me feel very happy and very pretty all at the same time.
37:39You two were certainly tops today at the big top day at Camp Wanakiki.
37:45Cirque du Soleil.
37:47But unfortunately, only one of you can be the winner.
37:52So congratulations, Nutella Fitzgerald.
37:55Thank you.
37:57Congratulations.
37:59You've just earned $500 cash.
38:02Thank you so much.
38:04I made this look and I'm extremely proud of it.
38:07And I honestly, I'm going to frame it.
38:10I'm going to put this in a shadow box.
38:12I'm going to love this.
38:14You should.
38:15You should indeed.
38:16Congratulations, Nutella.
38:17And also congratulations, Hannah.
38:19You've both earned your big top badge.
38:21And you can wait backstage for the badging ceremony.
38:24Thank you.
38:25Thank you.
38:30I can't say that I agree with what they say.
38:33I'm very nervous.
38:35And I thought I presented something very powerful.
38:39And if I go take a hike, then I hope at least the message that I promoted tonight gets through to some people.
38:46It just feels so crazy to be in the bar after such a fun day with everyone.
38:51And I really don't want that to end.
38:54I feel good about what I presented.
38:59I cannot go home flat chested.
39:02Martina Brookshire and Amber Vanderbilt.
39:07This is the toughest part at camp.
39:09Yeah, and especially for the first person who's going to take a hike.
39:12So, Martina, how are you feeling?
39:13This is the very first competition I've ever been in for TV.
39:17It's very different.
39:19I've stepped outside of my box that I normally don't step out of.
39:24Why do you think you should get the last big top badge?
39:28I have so many more things to show.
39:31They get bigger.
39:33How much bigger? The stage is only so big.
39:36Speaking of things bigger, from Texas.
39:39Hey, Amber, how are you feeling right now?
39:42Not the best, actually.
39:46I just really had a great day playing games with everyone and just getting to know everyone even better and deepen our relationships.
39:54And I just wasn't letting myself think about being in the bottom, like the delusion, but also just trying to be optimistic.
40:01And I don't have that fear of missing out.
40:04Like, I just want to keep playing and I want to participate.
40:06And I want to keep showing you guys who Amber is.
40:09We have no doubt that both of you have a lot to show.
40:12But unfortunately, there just aren't enough badges for everyone.
40:16So right now, the three of us are going to write on our chalkboards who we think should receive the last badge.
40:29So I would love to be able to give you both the big top badge because I know you're both really big tops.
40:39But I do think that Martina, you should get the last badge.
40:46Thank you.
40:47Thank you.
40:48I believe that Amber should get the last badge.
40:55It is always tough to be the first one to take a hike, but don't think that this is the last we're going to see of you.
41:04I would like the last badge to go to Martina.
41:12Congratulations, Martina Brookshire, you have earned your big top badge.
41:17Thank you. Thank you.
41:20You can wait backstage for the badging ceremony.
41:27Sorry, my nose.
41:30Oh, Amber, I picked you up at the airport the other day and had such a lovely day getting to know you a little bit.
41:39You should be very proud of yourself.
41:41And I know Mama Muffy should be proud of you, too.
41:44I'm sorry that it is time for you to leave, but I'm thrilled that you're part of this Camp Wanakiki experience.
41:51Thank you guys so much.
41:53I didn't think I'd be running around in a hamster ball and a breastplate at the same time, but here we are.
41:58I'm very thankful. Thank you.
42:00Amber Vanderbilt, the first.
42:02The first and only.
42:03The first and only.
42:04I'm too young to be a mother.
42:06Oh, right.
42:08Amber, my love, my dear, I am very sorry, but tonight you have to take a hike.
42:16Well, yes.
42:18Thank you.
42:28Thank you.
42:45Houston, we have a problem, and it's everyone here's taste level.
42:50They got rid of the fashion girl.
42:52To be real, thank you so much, Houston, for helping me get here in general.
42:56My drag mother Muffy, my sister Malibu, auntie Jacqueline Dior, and Kitty Contour, my sister.
43:02Thank you so much for everything you've done to get me here.
43:05Yes, I am a bitch.
43:07Yes, I am a dumb bitch.
43:09But I want you to leave knowing I am that bitch.
43:12And if you come to Houston, I'll show you a good time.
43:15If this is your first introduction to Amber Vanderbilt, hi, I'm sorry.
43:19And also, you're welcome.
43:21Well, fuck.
43:30Stop.
43:32Y'all are so crazy. Stop looking at my ass.