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adorocinema
  • 6/17/2024
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00:00Hey, whatever his name broke up with me. Oh, oh, really?
00:05He said I was closed off, but like I let him in, like in.
00:10You know there are other kinds of intimacy, right?
00:13All the way in. Yeah, yeah.
00:17Do you approve?
00:19Wow, your dog is a 10.
00:21I'm gonna swipe right on this one for you, alright?
00:23Oh my god. Woo!
00:25She's way out of your league, dude.
00:27Thank you, I know that.
00:29You must be Max, hey.
00:31Hi. This must be Channing Tatum.
00:34Yeah.
00:35Do I look like I own tights?
00:37This can step up, I don't know, it doesn't matter.
00:40Well, they seem to be getting along.
00:42Oh my god! Get away from her, you monster!
00:45This is your fault.
00:47I'm sorry.
00:48You know what, who's my number?
00:50What are you whining about? At least you got laid.
00:53I sense some sexual tension.
00:57Not between you, the dogs.
01:00You two are gonna be grandparents.
01:02What if we, as friends, got them together just until the delivery?
01:07I mean, I guess we'll be doing it for the kids.
01:12Hey. Hey.
01:13Hey, okay, come on in.
01:14Anything else of mine you'd like to take over?
01:18Why are you freaking out?
01:19Wait, don't touch her! Jeez!
01:20Rules are how I get through the day.
01:23Oh my god!
01:26Okay, guys, come on, dogs.
01:28Hey, Max.
01:29What?
01:30Not bad.
01:34Oh my god!
01:40So wonderful to meet you, Max.
01:42You guys kind of seem to balance each other out.
01:44I am literally his worst nightmare.
01:50Okay.
01:51I really like having you in my life.
01:54I've always just kind of been a warrior.
01:56Then I met a girl who didn't really care about my issues.
02:08Are you the two morons who got the pregnancy test for your dog?
02:10Um...
02:11Yeah, they've been laughing at you in the back for the last ten minutes.
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