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  • 6.6.2025

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00:00Es hält zehn Songs.
00:02Ich pute all unsere Favorites auf.
00:04Promise me you'll take me with you.
00:07To the NFL.
00:09To a giant mansion with a giant pool
00:11that has a fat hot tub that's connected to a giant pool
00:13so I can swim from Montecore whenever I want.
00:15Yes.
00:16I'll be Stacey.
00:21Just takes a second.
00:23Could you see Charlie's TikTok
00:25about how the egg is pure gluten?
00:27What's gluten?
00:28It's Frank and Poo GMO set free from Monsanto Lab.
00:31That's why I only eat organic.
00:34Mr. Wallace,
00:35why aren't we talking about the egg?
00:47Okay, Grace.
00:48Let's talk about the egg.
00:53After decades in stasis,
00:55the intercellular pinoplasm
00:57known as IT
00:58has reached its kinetic state.
01:02Barricade your doors and your windows.
01:04Stop up your sinks and your drains.
01:08Again, do not go outside.
01:10Our kids can still go to prom tomorrow.
01:12Right?
01:13Uh, yeah.
01:14You should definitely cancel prom.
01:15False flag!
01:16Process actor!
01:17Grace, I need to tell you something.
01:28I might be your dad.
01:29Shit!
01:31Next joy is for all the lovers out there.
01:33This is the song your parents conceived you to.
01:36Maybe the rubber broke.
01:38Maybe there was no rubber.
01:40Ick is harmless.
01:41Ick sees our value.
01:42We've chose.
01:43For those it does not value,
01:44Ick consumes.
01:46Ick sees our value.
01:47Ick sees our value.
01:48We've chose.
01:49For those it does not value,
01:50Ick consumes.
01:51Ick consumes.
01:52Run!
01:58Run!
02:03Arm yourselves.
02:04Whatever you can carry.
02:05Get ready for a fight!
02:08Come on.
02:10You could have just opened it.
02:11I mean, that was super dramatic and all, but...
02:13Now I have to crawl over broken glass.