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  • 9.5.2025

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00:00Okay, everybody huddle up.
00:02We are in the roast chicken phase of life.
00:06So let's be vigilant and let's be normal
00:08and let's throw this dinner party
00:10like the goddamn grown-ups we are.
00:12Oh my God!
00:14Oh, no!
00:15Oh, he drank weird milk.
00:20Always thought the world was gonna be waiting for me
00:22and instead everyone's annoyed that I'm here.
00:24Shh, shh.
00:25Kelly, yeah, I'm gonna be camera off today.
00:28Yeah, I'm in the office.
00:28Yeah.
00:29There's just, um, some construction in my cubicle.
00:33Oh, it's getting louder.
00:39Oh my God, is this your house?
00:41This is the humble abode.
00:42Oh my God, it's so humble.
00:46You okay?
00:47Yeah, no, I'm fine.
00:48I just need to hear from work.
00:49What is the worst that happens?
00:51Uh, I go broke.
00:52I can't pay my loans.
00:53I start an OnlyFans, but only you guys subscribe.
00:55You can't do OnlyFans.
00:56Yeah, you wouldn't make it on there, so sorry.
00:58Who are these guys?
01:01They're just some dudes who bring us booze.
01:03Why are they, like, 40?
01:05Oh, what the fuck?
01:06You know what?
01:07That's it.
01:07We're taking the booze.
01:08We're taking the booze.
01:08This is very irresponsible, you guys.
01:11You guys are completely out of control.
01:12Oh my God!
01:13Our minds are just so sick.
01:17We're sick.
01:17We're unwell.
01:18We're not well.
01:20I seriously can't with this veil.
01:22It's tradition in my culture.
01:24You can't just say that when you want to wear something.
01:30Are you good?
01:31I'm good!
01:34We are booze!
01:37Waft.
01:38It's on waft.
01:39Yeah, no, yeah.
01:42Oh my God, does nobody know the word waft?
01:49You don't know your social security number?
01:51No, I do.
01:52It's just that my mom, she knows the shit out of it.
01:55Will, man.
01:57I'm really tired.
02:01I'm just gonna tell her CHRIS.
02:06I love you.
02:15I love you.
02:16I love you.
02:16I love you.
02:18I love you.
02:19I love you.
02:20I love you.
02:21I love you.