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  • 5/22/2024
El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00All right, pizza review time! We are at K-Pizza by Roman Pizza Academy. I don't
00:25think they have the original pizza makers in there. Special guest, Choose
00:30Rich Nick, who I've come to love. We were having a little conversation before we
00:37started this. He's lactose intolerant.
00:45I'm gonna grab a lactaid pill.
00:49I'm lactose intolerant. I do eat pizza though. And that was not the best start for the Choose
00:57Rich lifestyle. I still eat pizza. Yeah, the Choose Rich guy, you don't want him
01:02popping lactose pills before you do pizza. Anyways, we're doing this pizza
01:07because it's Bitcoin Pizza Day. They make a big thing about it. So in honor of
01:12Kraken, he's a Kraken. Did I get you the Kraken deal? You basically helped us
01:15close that deal. So he's a Kraken guy. I'm a Kraken guy. Sign up for Kraken.
01:22It's the only place we're talking. I did not use Kraken back in the FTX days.
01:26It's cost me hundreds of thousands of dollars. So use Kraken. They've been
01:31around forever. The safest, most secure place for your Bitcoin. Kraken.com
01:37slash one bite. What do you get for that? Anything? Just a hello? Put that in there
01:43and get a hello. I don't know they get anything for that. Let them figure it out.
01:46So give me the background in zero through ten with lactose intolerant,
01:51Choose Rich Nick. I love the slogan. Give us the background on this. On the Bitcoin
01:57Pizza Day. And by the way, we're near the Dateland Mall. Yes. This is where you hang out all the time.
02:03Yeah, well, no, but I mean it's not a bad spot. We tried to find a nice spot for you. No one told me you're lactose intolerant.
02:10I still eat pizza all the time. Yeah, but it's not if you're gonna be a Choose Rich guy, I want it.
02:16Like I see, I thought you're gonna come up in a big stretch limo and have it all going.
02:21You were kind of like the first. Hey, I'm Nick. I'm lactose intolerant.
02:25That wasn't the swag vibe I was hoping for. You're putting the words in my mouth.
02:32So basically with Bitcoin Pizza Day, it's a guy paid 10,000 Bitcoin to purchase a pizza.
02:41It's the first known payment attempt or transaction with Bitcoin. That's the synopsis of it.
02:47Also, people are like, wow, that guy totally lost a huge opportunity at that time.
02:51It's 10,000 Bitcoin for 40 bucks. Now it's obviously like I was checking the cracking app earlier.
02:57700 million or something? Yeah, it's a ridiculous amount.
03:00Billion? Million? What is it? 700 million.
03:03But now people do that. Do we know who the person was?
03:08I don't know if it's been disclosed. They know what pizza shop it was at.
03:12Back in the day, people were doing that left and right because nobody thought it would be.
03:17It was like a black market, dark web thing, right?
03:20It eventually got there. But I think at this point in time,
03:22there weren't actually a lot of transactions for the first like year or so.
03:26Like cracking came out a year after this pizza transaction happened.
03:29So it was way earlier. Really?
03:31Cracking has been long enough.
03:33Oh, shit. Yeah.
03:35So yeah, I'm going to tell my buddy.
03:37I'm lactose intolerant.
03:39I took my lactate pills.
03:41What does this Jews Rich guy got over there with that shirt?
03:43What is that? Is that a gift for Miami?
03:45This is a gift. There's a one of one Miss Peaches.
03:48Oh, Miss Peaches.
03:49Yeah. And then on the back, we got our character, Miss Peaches.
03:54That's a great shirt.
03:55Oh, I'm glad you like it.
03:57Whoever designed that knows what they're doing.
03:58Our in-house artists.
03:59Better than what we got. That's brilliant. Thank you.
04:01Yeah, of course.
04:02Now we score this zero to ten.
04:05Uh, yeah. So am I going first?
04:08Yes, always goes first.
04:09Off of one bite.
04:10Yes.
04:13You got to be honest here.
04:15That's what you just did.
04:19I don't want to be honest about this.
04:22I'm a rated uh...
04:23What are you? Now a nice guy?
04:25Your whole shtick is walking around with your cock hanging out,
04:28being like I'm the richest guy.
04:29All right. Now you're like lactose intolerant.
04:31Don't want to get a real squirt of pizza.
04:33I'm gonna go 5.8 on this.
04:35Okay, that's fair. That's low.
04:36My scale's nicer.
04:37Now, Roman should be crispy.
04:40Like that should be, you should hear a crisp.
04:42You don't with that.
04:43Like I said, they don't have the real workers in there.
04:46The only reason I say that is...
04:48You couldn't even understand.
04:49I'm gonna go six, three.
04:52That was my other option was six, three.
04:54Literally.
04:55It's too soft.
04:56Like a Roman should be crispy.
04:58But someone put up...
05:02Did Bitcoin magazine post a picture of a pizza today?
05:05And they're getting ripped.
05:06It's the most disgusting looking pizza I've ever seen.
05:10Oh my god.
05:10So this is better than that.
05:13But again, it's Bitcoin pizza day.
05:16People call me soft on it.
05:18Listen, I have Bitcoin.
05:20I'm not gonna go over the story again.
05:22I believe in Bitcoin.
05:23No, here's a question for you, Choose Rich.
05:25The one thing I do get into Bitcoin people with
05:29is the Bitcoin people like they own it for like moral reasons.
05:35Like they do it, they think it's gonna save the world
05:37as opposed to like you just want it.
05:39You're just doing it to choose rich.
05:41Yeah, I'm all about making money personally.
05:43But there are ideological aspects of it,
05:47which I actually understand some of it.
05:49Like the decentralization of Bitcoin
05:51and the idea that you don't need an intermediary.
05:53They're trying to get rich, Nick.
05:55Do you like banks?
05:58I wouldn't say I like or hate them.
05:59They haven't done anything to me personally.
06:01Okay, well...
06:02Like they hold my mind.
06:04They are important for you.
06:05And when you have a significant amount of money,
06:08they tend to be like pretty nice to you.
06:10That is true.
06:10Like my bank guy and me are like pretty close.
06:13Now, Joe Schlub coming down the street.
06:16We all know our bankers by their first name,
06:19but the average Joe doesn't understand that.
06:21And suddenly choose rich.
06:22Nick is all about the average Joe.
06:24Well, this guy's like...
06:26He's turned into Gandhi overnight.
06:28All right, that's the pizza review.
06:30K-Pizza, get involved with Kraken.
06:33It's the only place that I trust
06:35and I've been screwed by a lot of different places.
06:38There you go.
06:39Get rich.
06:39Thank you for the pizza review.
06:41Nice to meet you.
06:41Yeah, man.
06:42Lactose intolerant.
06:44It's bad for brand.
06:46It's a lactose intolerance review of pizza.
06:49I feel like that's the most valid review you can get
06:51because you put your neck on the line
06:53or your stomach in this case.
06:54You don't want to know that the guy on the yacht
06:58with all the girls and everything is lactose intolerant.
07:01That's just advice.
07:03Moving forward, never say that again.
07:04There you go.
07:04That's a review.
07:05Choose rich and excellent stuff.
07:06How was the food?
07:08We thought it was good.
07:09We gave it a 6.4, which is a good score.
07:116.4?
07:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:12Is this your spot?
07:13No, I'm the chef.
07:14Oh, nice to meet you.
07:15Nice to meet you.
07:16Yeah, nice to meet you.
07:17Are you the kind of guy that you are around to work the pizza, right?
07:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:21Thank you.
07:22Yeah, you're welcome.
07:26Should we like sprint off?
07:33All right.
07:33Well, thank you for coming out.
07:35Can we take a photo?
07:35Of course.
07:36Look at this.
07:37This is lactose pills.
07:39I don't even believe you.
07:40You weren't like a stretched limo.
07:43Oh yeah, no, an old WWE skit.
07:46We should have done that.

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