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Pinky and the Brain Pinky and the Brain S03 E003 Brain Noir
Joy Festival
Suivre
21/05/2024
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00:00
J'ai faim, what do you want to do tonight?
00:02
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
00:04
Try to take over the world.
00:06
They're Pinky and the Brain,
00:08
Yes, Pinky and the Brain.
00:10
One is a genius,
00:12
The other's insane.
00:14
They're laboratory mice,
00:16
Their genes have been spliced.
00:18
They're Pinky and the Brain,
00:20
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.
00:24
Before each night is done,
00:26
Their plan will be unfurled
00:28
By the dawning of the sun.
00:30
They'll take over the world.
00:32
They're Pinky and the Brain,
00:34
Yes, Pinky and the Brain.
00:36
Their twilight campaign,
00:38
Is easy to explain.
00:40
To prove their mousy worth,
00:42
They'll overthrow the Earth.
00:44
They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain,
00:46
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.
00:54
You may be wondering
00:56
What a smart mouse like me is doing
00:58
Floating face down in a large body of water.
01:00
Well, you could say it's all a result
01:02
Of the misguided attentions I paid
01:04
To a certain member of the fairer sex.
01:06
What? You mean you're in the soup
01:08
On account of a dame?
01:10
Yes, Pinky, to use the vernacular.
01:12
I suppose I should start at the beginning.
01:14
The night began like any other.
01:16
I'd hatched a scheme that was sure
01:18
To take us straight to the top.
01:22
Pinky,
01:24
The key to global conquest
01:26
Sits right on the top of your head.
01:28
Petroleum jelly?
01:30
A little dab will do you.
01:32
No, Pinky.
01:34
Your hat.
01:38
Behold the instrument of our conquest.
01:42
A dab? An amusement park for fleas?
01:44
No,
01:46
It's the miniature prototype
01:48
For my greatest stroke of genius, Pinky,
01:50
The fedoramatic.
01:52
I shall divert the flow of the Los Angeles
01:54
Municipal water supply to a gigantic
01:56
Version of this mock-up.
01:58
Oh, a water park!
02:00
Will it have slippery slides and bumper boats?
02:02
Will it rain?
02:04
Look closer and see, Pinky.
02:10
Yes,
02:12
The fedoramatic works like a dream.
02:14
I'll say.
02:16
I feel all tingly in a good way.
02:18
You would.
02:20
Your likely reaction will be panic
02:22
And utter chaos.
02:24
With the populace trapped in their hats,
02:26
We shall seize Los Angeles and then
02:28
Pomona!
02:30
Eegah! Brilliant, Brain!
02:32
Oh, but no, no, wait.
02:34
What about people who don't wear hats?
02:36
There are no people who don't wear hats.
02:38
It's 1946.
02:40
Everyone wears hats all the time.
02:42
Now come, Pinky.
02:44
We must travel to City Hall
02:46
And obtain the water rights for the fedoramatic
02:48
From the council.
02:50
How, Brain? Are we going to bribe them with Captain Midnight's
02:52
Secret decoder rings?
02:54
No, Pinky. Don't be too sure
02:56
I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be.
02:58
Besides, there's no reason
03:00
The city council shouldn't look with favor
03:02
Upon the ambitions of a young lab mouse
03:04
Trying to take over the world.
03:06
It couldn't fail.
03:08
But then, she walked back into my life.
03:10
Billy.
03:12
A comely female specimen
03:14
Of consummate genetic design.
03:16
A real swell dish with more curves
03:18
Than Mulholland Drive, Brain?
03:20
Yes, Pinky.
03:22
Hello, Egghead.
03:24
Billy, there's something
03:26
Different about you.
03:28
Well, I've been taking
03:30
Breath control lessons.
03:34
Yes, so I see.
03:38
Oh, pardon me!
03:40
Oh, this thing is so dark I can't seem to find my seat!
03:42
Oh!
03:44
What a riot!
03:46
That's funny!
03:48
Oh, I mean, how whimsical.
03:50
You've just come to laugh.
03:52
I need help, Eggie.
03:54
So I came to you, Natch.
03:56
Natch?
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I mean, naturally
04:00
I decided to seek your assistance.
04:02
How very flattering.
04:04
Now, if you'll excuse us, Billy,
04:06
We have important labors to attend to.
04:08
You mean taking over the world
04:10
Is more important than me?
04:14
Now, don't get all malleable on me.
04:16
You always knew work came first.
04:20
Yes.
04:22
That's why I left you for Snowball.
04:24
Don't say that name.
04:26
You know what it does to me.
04:28
Sorry, Eggie. I forgot.
04:30
But if it's any consolation,
04:32
I've left Snow... him.
04:34
And now I need your help.
04:36
Yes, well,
04:38
If you're in trouble, get yourself a gumshoe.
04:40
Or at least a really sticky hat.
04:48
I hated being tough on the old girl.
04:50
But I was a mouse on a mission
04:52
And no one was going to get in my way.
05:00
Correction.
05:02
No one else was going to get in my way.
05:04
Help!
05:06
Help!
05:08
Help!
05:10
Help!
05:12
Pinky, it's Billy.
05:14
She really is in a pickle.
05:16
Oh, dear old sweet.
05:18
It's all my fault.
05:20
Why didn't I help her?
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Well, it might have something to do
05:24
With the time she ripped out your fragile heart
05:26
Then smashed it into millions of tiny little pieces.
05:28
Yes, thank you, Pinky.
05:30
Yes, and then squished them all up
05:32
And ground them into paté.
05:34
I get the picture.
05:36
Oh, and then she left you for that
05:38
Gerbly fella called Snowball.
05:40
I told you never to say that name.
05:42
I didn't say it, Brain.
05:44
Then who did?
05:48
Oh, I'm sorry, Brain.
05:50
But I do so love it when you wail pathetically.
05:52
And now that Billy is mine again,
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I suppose you'll be doing
05:56
Nothing but wailing.
05:58
Oh, I don't think so.
06:00
Brain gets terribly seasick.
06:02
What's he? Hamster?
06:04
Let Billy go or I'll...
06:10
Heads!
06:12
Tough luck, Brain.
06:14
Maybe you can try for two out of three.
06:16
Match!
06:18
Brain, Brain, Brain.
06:20
You should know by now that no matter how many times
06:22
We play the game, I always win.
06:26
Well, I'll give my regards
06:28
To Billy for you.
06:30
Thank you, old chump.
06:34
Goodbye, Snowball!
06:36
Be sure to call again soon!
06:38
Don't be shy! Drop by anytime!
06:42
To coin a phrase...
06:44
Ouch!
06:46
Billy needed me.
06:48
So, putting my plans for world domination
06:50
On hiatus, we hastened
06:52
To the palatial abode of my nemesis.
06:54
You mean we hot-footed it to the hamster's joint?
06:56
Clam up, Pinky.
06:58
The hamster lived in one of those $30,000
07:00
Spanish-style medieval castles
07:02
That everyone was so nuts about a few years back.
07:14
Now,
07:16
Keep your eyes peeled for clues.
07:18
Did they make a special utensil for that, Brain?
07:20
No, Pinky,
07:22
But I believe they do make a mouth clamp.
07:24
Why don't you use it?
07:28
It's Billy, Pinky!
07:30
We must make haste!
07:32
You mean get the lard out, chump?
07:44
It can't be!
07:46
Pinky, the hamster has purloined
07:48
Our designs for the fedora-matic.
07:50
Do you know what that means?
07:52
I'll get another tight, tingly hat!
07:54
No, Pinky.
07:56
A slightly snug sombrero?
07:58
No.
08:00
Mildly uncomfortable lederhosen?
08:04
Not!
08:06
Not only has the hamster stolen Billy,
08:08
He wants to steal the world!
08:18
No!
08:20
Pinky,
08:22
Help, my hat is stuck!
08:24
Always the lucky one, aren't you?
08:26
What happened to my hat?
08:30
Look, Brain,
08:32
A whole gaggle of hats!
08:34
Pinky, where are you?
08:36
Oh, this one's rather rakish.
08:42
Brain,
08:44
Where are you?
08:46
How do I make it tight?
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Oh, the irony of it all.
08:50
Hoisted by my own fedora-matic.
08:52
Brain, the world!
08:54
The world can wait.
08:58
There you are, Brain.
09:04
Back for glass!
09:12
That's for Brain.
09:18
All my suffering was for naught, Pinky.
09:20
I have a single clue to follow.
09:22
Does that mean this grocery list
09:24
I found in my hat isn't a clue?
09:26
Not!
09:28
Things to do.
09:30
Kidnap Billy, steal Brain's plan,
09:32
bribe city council.
09:38
This is the city!
09:40
I mean, this is the city hall!
09:42
But you can't sail off the water right!
09:44
I need water for my arugula!
09:46
And I need water for my kombucha
09:48
mushroom plantation.
09:50
I need water for my Mr. Wiggly
09:52
Boggly Hosey Tinky Dinky there.
09:54
Sorry, but the water rights
09:56
have already been awarded.
09:58
Meeting is adjourned.
10:00
Jiminy!
10:02
I always wanted a Captain Midnight
10:04
decoder ring!
10:08
Are you pondering
10:10
what I'm pondering?
10:12
I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade,
10:14
we'll never have any puppies.
10:16
No, Pinky. Someone has already
10:18
bribed the council for the water rights.
10:20
You mean...
10:22
Don't say it, Pinky.
10:24
Wee-willy-winky?
10:26
No, Pinky.
10:28
Snowball.
10:30
Too late again, Brain.
10:36
After him, Pinky!
10:40
I need water for my elephants!
10:46
We're in luck! Taxi!
10:48
Taxi!
10:50
Follow that car!
10:54
Yes!
10:56
This is the pain that is most promising.
11:02
It's astounding, Brain!
11:04
That I am pliant enough to survive
11:06
such calamity?
11:08
No, but you actually found a cab in L.A.
11:10
Nuts!
11:12
We got to the reservoir without a moment to lose.
11:14
And there were three bowls of porridge,
11:16
and I said,
11:18
my grandma, what big swollen ankles you have!
11:20
Stow it, Pinky.
11:24
Come on, Pinky.
11:26
It's not as hard as it looks.
11:28
You just get a little...
11:30
scraped up.
11:32
That's...
11:34
Pinky!
11:36
Pinky, hurry up!
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Right here, Brain.
11:42
Nuts!
11:44
Oh, well, sure.
11:46
You can take the easy way.
11:48
Hold it right there, Mousy Mouse.
11:50
You're a very nosy fellow, Mousy Mouse.
11:52
You know what happens to nosy fellows,
11:54
hmm? Huh? Do you?
11:56
Hmm? Hmm?
11:58
This!
12:08
Oh.
12:12
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12:42
Oh!
12:50
Oh, c'était presque aussi excitant
12:52
que notre merveilleux bateau d'amusements
12:54
à l'intérieur de l'abri.
12:56
Tu joues à la toilette de nouveau, n'est-ce pas, Pinky?
12:58
Bien, si tu veux être technique.
13:02
Non, ça ne peut pas être...
13:04
Pinky,
13:06
on est trop tard.
13:08
Le Fedoramatic a été construit.
13:10
Oh!
13:12
Tight Hat City, here we come!
13:16
Top of the world, Brain.
13:18
Care to tip your hat to my accomplishment
13:20
while you still can?
13:24
After him, Pinky.
13:26
He's about to engage the machine.
13:28
Point.
13:30
I didn't even know they were going steady.
13:32
We really ought to bring a gift, Brain.
13:34
Do you know where they're registered?
13:36
Congratulations, Snowball!
13:38
We're so happy for you and your fiancé!
13:46
A hamster engaged to a big machine?
13:48
What will people say?
13:50
Stop being a fool, Pinky.
13:52
Oh, you're right, Brain.
13:54
As long as they're happy.
13:56
We should get them something nice.
13:58
A fondue set, maybe.
14:00
I mean, after all, we are getting tight hats in the bargain.
14:08
Ha!
14:10
I'll stop you now.
14:18
No.
14:20
It can't be.
14:22
Hey, get Brain.
14:24
Snowball's turned into a mouse.
14:26
No, Pinky, it's Billy.
14:28
Billy's turned into a hamster?
14:30
She's a mouse!
14:32
She's a hamster!
14:34
She's a mouse!
14:36
Yes, Eggie, it is I.
14:38
But...
14:40
But why?
14:42
Because she loves me?
14:44
Yes, Brain, it was all a ruse
14:46
designed to distract you long enough
14:48
for us to steal your plans and execute them.
14:50
And execute me in the process.
14:52
Don't be silly, Brain.
14:54
It would take all the fun out of life.
14:56
I derive my greatest pleasure
14:58
from making you squirm.
15:00
I derive my greatest pleasure
15:02
from making Brain squirt milk out of his nose.
15:04
Ha!
15:06
Stop that!
15:08
Snowball wasn't trying to get rid of you, Egghead.
15:10
I was.
15:12
What?
15:14
I'm sorry, Eggie,
15:16
but as long as you're in the picture,
15:18
I'll never really hurt the thing I want most.
15:20
The world?
15:22
No.
15:24
Me.
15:26
Guess again.
15:28
What? Put me down, you goon.
15:30
Sorry, Snowy.
15:32
I was just helping you to get the water rights.
15:34
Besides, you never could accept me
15:36
for what I am,
15:38
making me take voice lessons and all.
15:40
And you, Eggie,
15:42
you love the world too much
15:44
to ever really care about me.
15:46
Sorry, but neither of you
15:48
will ever hold a candle
15:50
to my one true love.
15:52
Pinky.
15:54
Pinky?
15:56
I've been played like a tuneless fiddle at a hoedown.
15:58
Care to do the hokey pokey?
16:00
I built this for you.
16:02
I hope you like it.
16:04
Ta-da!
16:06
Egghead!
16:08
My own photomatic?
16:10
No, my darling. A giant waterpark
16:12
with slippery slides and bumper boats.
16:14
Oh, brain.
16:16
Can we ride the bumper boats?
16:18
Can we? Can we, please?
16:20
You don't need brains' permission, Pinky.
16:22
I don't?
16:24
No. Your days of being bopped on the head
16:26
and howling to brains everywhere
16:28
are over.
16:30
They are?
16:32
Yes. Boys!
16:44
Gee, that looks like kicks, Goony Goon.
16:52
Alone at last!
16:54
You're not alone, Billy.
16:56
I'm here.
16:58
And now I can give you the greatest gift of all.
17:00
A hat squished down all tingly wiggly
17:02
around my head?
17:04
No, silly. Me!
17:12
Well?
17:14
What do you think?
17:16
You want to take over
17:18
my world, big boy?
17:20
Um, I'll have to ask Brain
17:22
if it's okay.
17:26
Wah!
17:28
Whee!
17:32
He was
17:34
some kind of a mouse.
17:40
Hey, yeah.
17:42
What's that?
17:44
The world's first waterpark. It sure looks swell.
17:46
What are we waiting for?
17:52
Well, this is where you came in.
17:54
With me in the drink like somebody's
17:56
dirty laundry.
17:58
I hope they separated the undergarments.
18:00
Match!
18:02
Come, Pinky.
18:04
We must towel off and prepare for tomorrow night.
18:06
Gee, Brain.
18:08
What are we going to do tomorrow night?
18:10
Construct a machine to make our pants really tight?
18:12
No, Pinky.
18:14
The same thing we do every night.
18:16
Try to take over the world!
18:18
If I don't beat you to it.
18:20
Get your hand off of me,
18:22
you big, damp, hairy hamster,
18:24
as you wish.
18:30
The Kinky, the Kinky and the Brain,
18:32
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.
18:52
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