Pinky and the Brain Pinky and the Brain S03 E003 Brain Noir

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00:00J'ai faim, what do you want to do tonight?

00:02The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

00:04Try to take over the world.

00:06They're Pinky and the Brain,

00:08Yes, Pinky and the Brain.

00:10One is a genius,

00:12The other's insane.

00:14They're laboratory mice,

00:16Their genes have been spliced.

00:18They're Pinky and the Brain,

00:20Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.

00:24Before each night is done,

00:26Their plan will be unfurled

00:28By the dawning of the sun.

00:30They'll take over the world.

00:32They're Pinky and the Brain,

00:34Yes, Pinky and the Brain.

00:36Their twilight campaign,

00:38Is easy to explain.

00:40To prove their mousy worth,

00:42They'll overthrow the Earth.

00:44They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain,

00:46Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.

00:54You may be wondering

00:56What a smart mouse like me is doing

00:58Floating face down in a large body of water.

01:00Well, you could say it's all a result

01:02Of the misguided attentions I paid

01:04To a certain member of the fairer sex.

01:06What? You mean you're in the soup

01:08On account of a dame?

01:10Yes, Pinky, to use the vernacular.

01:12I suppose I should start at the beginning.

01:14The night began like any other.

01:16I'd hatched a scheme that was sure

01:18To take us straight to the top.

01:22Pinky,

01:24The key to global conquest

01:26Sits right on the top of your head.

01:28Petroleum jelly?

01:30A little dab will do you.

01:32No, Pinky.

01:34Your hat.

01:38Behold the instrument of our conquest.

01:42A dab? An amusement park for fleas?

01:44No,

01:46It's the miniature prototype

01:48For my greatest stroke of genius, Pinky,

01:50The fedoramatic.

01:52I shall divert the flow of the Los Angeles

01:54Municipal water supply to a gigantic

01:56Version of this mock-up.

01:58Oh, a water park!

02:00Will it have slippery slides and bumper boats?

02:02Will it rain?

02:04Look closer and see, Pinky.

02:10Yes,

02:12The fedoramatic works like a dream.

02:14I'll say.

02:16I feel all tingly in a good way.

02:18You would.

02:20Your likely reaction will be panic

02:22And utter chaos.

02:24With the populace trapped in their hats,

02:26We shall seize Los Angeles and then

02:28Pomona!

02:30Eegah! Brilliant, Brain!

02:32Oh, but no, no, wait.

02:34What about people who don't wear hats?

02:36There are no people who don't wear hats.

02:38It's 1946.

02:40Everyone wears hats all the time.

02:42Now come, Pinky.

02:44We must travel to City Hall

02:46And obtain the water rights for the fedoramatic

02:48From the council.

02:50How, Brain? Are we going to bribe them with Captain Midnight's

02:52Secret decoder rings?

02:54No, Pinky. Don't be too sure

02:56I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be.

02:58Besides, there's no reason

03:00The city council shouldn't look with favor

03:02Upon the ambitions of a young lab mouse

03:04Trying to take over the world.

03:06It couldn't fail.

03:08But then, she walked back into my life.

03:10Billy.

03:12A comely female specimen

03:14Of consummate genetic design.

03:16A real swell dish with more curves

03:18Than Mulholland Drive, Brain?

03:20Yes, Pinky.

03:22Hello, Egghead.

03:24Billy, there's something

03:26Different about you.

03:28Well, I've been taking

03:30Breath control lessons.

03:34Yes, so I see.

03:38Oh, pardon me!

03:40Oh, this thing is so dark I can't seem to find my seat!

03:42Oh!

03:44What a riot!

03:46That's funny!

03:48Oh, I mean, how whimsical.

03:50You've just come to laugh.

03:52I need help, Eggie.

03:54So I came to you, Natch.

03:56Natch?

03:58I mean, naturally

04:00I decided to seek your assistance.

04:02How very flattering.

04:04Now, if you'll excuse us, Billy,

04:06We have important labors to attend to.

04:08You mean taking over the world

04:10Is more important than me?

04:14Now, don't get all malleable on me.

04:16You always knew work came first.

04:20Yes.

04:22That's why I left you for Snowball.

04:24Don't say that name.

04:26You know what it does to me.

04:28Sorry, Eggie. I forgot.

04:30But if it's any consolation,

04:32I've left Snow... him.

04:34And now I need your help.

04:36Yes, well,

04:38If you're in trouble, get yourself a gumshoe.

04:40Or at least a really sticky hat.

04:48I hated being tough on the old girl.

04:50But I was a mouse on a mission

04:52And no one was going to get in my way.

05:00Correction.

05:02No one else was going to get in my way.

05:04Help!

05:06Help!

05:08Help!

05:10Help!

05:12Pinky, it's Billy.

05:14She really is in a pickle.

05:16Oh, dear old sweet.

05:18It's all my fault.

05:20Why didn't I help her?

05:22Well, it might have something to do

05:24With the time she ripped out your fragile heart

05:26Then smashed it into millions of tiny little pieces.

05:28Yes, thank you, Pinky.

05:30Yes, and then squished them all up

05:32And ground them into paté.

05:34I get the picture.

05:36Oh, and then she left you for that

05:38Gerbly fella called Snowball.

05:40I told you never to say that name.

05:42I didn't say it, Brain.

05:44Then who did?

05:48Oh, I'm sorry, Brain.

05:50But I do so love it when you wail pathetically.

05:52And now that Billy is mine again,

05:54I suppose you'll be doing

05:56Nothing but wailing.

05:58Oh, I don't think so.

06:00Brain gets terribly seasick.

06:02What's he? Hamster?

06:04Let Billy go or I'll...

06:10Heads!

06:12Tough luck, Brain.

06:14Maybe you can try for two out of three.

06:16Match!

06:18Brain, Brain, Brain.

06:20You should know by now that no matter how many times

06:22We play the game, I always win.

06:26Well, I'll give my regards

06:28To Billy for you.

06:30Thank you, old chump.

06:34Goodbye, Snowball!

06:36Be sure to call again soon!

06:38Don't be shy! Drop by anytime!

06:42To coin a phrase...

06:44Ouch!

06:46Billy needed me.

06:48So, putting my plans for world domination

06:50On hiatus, we hastened

06:52To the palatial abode of my nemesis.

06:54You mean we hot-footed it to the hamster's joint?

06:56Clam up, Pinky.

06:58The hamster lived in one of those $30,000

07:00Spanish-style medieval castles

07:02That everyone was so nuts about a few years back.

07:14Now,

07:16Keep your eyes peeled for clues.

07:18Did they make a special utensil for that, Brain?

07:20No, Pinky,

07:22But I believe they do make a mouth clamp.

07:24Why don't you use it?

07:28It's Billy, Pinky!

07:30We must make haste!

07:32You mean get the lard out, chump?

07:44It can't be!

07:46Pinky, the hamster has purloined

07:48Our designs for the fedora-matic.

07:50Do you know what that means?

07:52I'll get another tight, tingly hat!

07:54No, Pinky.

07:56A slightly snug sombrero?

07:58No.

08:00Mildly uncomfortable lederhosen?

08:04Not!

08:06Not only has the hamster stolen Billy,

08:08He wants to steal the world!

08:18No!

08:20Pinky,

08:22Help, my hat is stuck!

08:24Always the lucky one, aren't you?

08:26What happened to my hat?

08:30Look, Brain,

08:32A whole gaggle of hats!

08:34Pinky, where are you?

08:36Oh, this one's rather rakish.

08:42Brain,

08:44Where are you?

08:46How do I make it tight?

08:48Oh, the irony of it all.

08:50Hoisted by my own fedora-matic.

08:52Brain, the world!

08:54The world can wait.

08:58There you are, Brain.

09:04Back for glass!

09:12That's for Brain.

09:18All my suffering was for naught, Pinky.

09:20I have a single clue to follow.

09:22Does that mean this grocery list

09:24I found in my hat isn't a clue?

09:26Not!

09:28Things to do.

09:30Kidnap Billy, steal Brain's plan,

09:32bribe city council.

09:38This is the city!

09:40I mean, this is the city hall!

09:42But you can't sail off the water right!

09:44I need water for my arugula!

09:46And I need water for my kombucha

09:48mushroom plantation.

09:50I need water for my Mr. Wiggly

09:52Boggly Hosey Tinky Dinky there.

09:54Sorry, but the water rights

09:56have already been awarded.

09:58Meeting is adjourned.

10:00Jiminy!

10:02I always wanted a Captain Midnight

10:04decoder ring!

10:08Are you pondering

10:10what I'm pondering?

10:12I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade,

10:14we'll never have any puppies.

10:16No, Pinky. Someone has already

10:18bribed the council for the water rights.

10:20You mean...

10:22Don't say it, Pinky.

10:24Wee-willy-winky?

10:26No, Pinky.

10:28Snowball.

10:30Too late again, Brain.

10:36After him, Pinky!

10:40I need water for my elephants!

10:46We're in luck! Taxi!

10:48Taxi!

10:50Follow that car!

10:54Yes!

10:56This is the pain that is most promising.

11:02It's astounding, Brain!

11:04That I am pliant enough to survive

11:06such calamity?

11:08No, but you actually found a cab in L.A.

11:10Nuts!

11:12We got to the reservoir without a moment to lose.

11:14And there were three bowls of porridge,

11:16and I said,

11:18my grandma, what big swollen ankles you have!

11:20Stow it, Pinky.

11:24Come on, Pinky.

11:26It's not as hard as it looks.

11:28You just get a little...

11:30scraped up.

11:32That's...

11:34Pinky!

11:36Pinky, hurry up!

11:40Right here, Brain.

11:42Nuts!

11:44Oh, well, sure.

11:46You can take the easy way.

11:48Hold it right there, Mousy Mouse.

11:50You're a very nosy fellow, Mousy Mouse.

11:52You know what happens to nosy fellows,

11:54hmm? Huh? Do you?

11:56Hmm? Hmm?

11:58This!

12:08Oh.

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12:42Oh!

12:50Oh, c'était presque aussi excitant

12:52que notre merveilleux bateau d'amusements

12:54à l'intérieur de l'abri.

12:56Tu joues à la toilette de nouveau, n'est-ce pas, Pinky?

12:58Bien, si tu veux être technique.

13:02Non, ça ne peut pas être...

13:04Pinky,

13:06on est trop tard.

13:08Le Fedoramatic a été construit.

13:10Oh!

13:12Tight Hat City, here we come!

13:16Top of the world, Brain.

13:18Care to tip your hat to my accomplishment

13:20while you still can?

13:24After him, Pinky.

13:26He's about to engage the machine.

13:28Point.

13:30I didn't even know they were going steady.

13:32We really ought to bring a gift, Brain.

13:34Do you know where they're registered?

13:36Congratulations, Snowball!

13:38We're so happy for you and your fiancé!

13:46A hamster engaged to a big machine?

13:48What will people say?

13:50Stop being a fool, Pinky.

13:52Oh, you're right, Brain.

13:54As long as they're happy.

13:56We should get them something nice.

13:58A fondue set, maybe.

14:00I mean, after all, we are getting tight hats in the bargain.

14:08Ha!

14:10I'll stop you now.

14:18No.

14:20It can't be.

14:22Hey, get Brain.

14:24Snowball's turned into a mouse.

14:26No, Pinky, it's Billy.

14:28Billy's turned into a hamster?

14:30She's a mouse!

14:32She's a hamster!

14:34She's a mouse!

14:36Yes, Eggie, it is I.

14:38But...

14:40But why?

14:42Because she loves me?

14:44Yes, Brain, it was all a ruse

14:46designed to distract you long enough

14:48for us to steal your plans and execute them.

14:50And execute me in the process.

14:52Don't be silly, Brain.

14:54It would take all the fun out of life.

14:56I derive my greatest pleasure

14:58from making you squirm.

15:00I derive my greatest pleasure

15:02from making Brain squirt milk out of his nose.

15:04Ha!

15:06Stop that!

15:08Snowball wasn't trying to get rid of you, Egghead.

15:10I was.

15:12What?

15:14I'm sorry, Eggie,

15:16but as long as you're in the picture,

15:18I'll never really hurt the thing I want most.

15:20The world?

15:22No.

15:24Me.

15:26Guess again.

15:28What? Put me down, you goon.

15:30Sorry, Snowy.

15:32I was just helping you to get the water rights.

15:34Besides, you never could accept me

15:36for what I am,

15:38making me take voice lessons and all.

15:40And you, Eggie,

15:42you love the world too much

15:44to ever really care about me.

15:46Sorry, but neither of you

15:48will ever hold a candle

15:50to my one true love.

15:52Pinky.

15:54Pinky?

15:56I've been played like a tuneless fiddle at a hoedown.

15:58Care to do the hokey pokey?

16:00I built this for you.

16:02I hope you like it.

16:04Ta-da!

16:06Egghead!

16:08My own photomatic?

16:10No, my darling. A giant waterpark

16:12with slippery slides and bumper boats.

16:14Oh, brain.

16:16Can we ride the bumper boats?

16:18Can we? Can we, please?

16:20You don't need brains' permission, Pinky.

16:22I don't?

16:24No. Your days of being bopped on the head

16:26and howling to brains everywhere

16:28are over.

16:30They are?

16:32Yes. Boys!

16:44Gee, that looks like kicks, Goony Goon.

16:52Alone at last!

16:54You're not alone, Billy.

16:56I'm here.

16:58And now I can give you the greatest gift of all.

17:00A hat squished down all tingly wiggly

17:02around my head?

17:04No, silly. Me!

17:12Well?

17:14What do you think?

17:16You want to take over

17:18my world, big boy?

17:20Um, I'll have to ask Brain

17:22if it's okay.

17:26Wah!

17:28Whee!

17:32He was

17:34some kind of a mouse.

17:40Hey, yeah.

17:42What's that?

17:44The world's first waterpark. It sure looks swell.

17:46What are we waiting for?

17:52Well, this is where you came in.

17:54With me in the drink like somebody's

17:56dirty laundry.

17:58I hope they separated the undergarments.

18:00Match!

18:02Come, Pinky.

18:04We must towel off and prepare for tomorrow night.

18:06Gee, Brain.

18:08What are we going to do tomorrow night?

18:10Construct a machine to make our pants really tight?

18:12No, Pinky.

18:14The same thing we do every night.

18:16Try to take over the world!

18:18If I don't beat you to it.

18:20Get your hand off of me,

18:22you big, damp, hairy hamster,

18:24as you wish.

18:30The Kinky, the Kinky and the Brain,

18:32Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.

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